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One, two, three and to the fo'
WARF WARFY WARF and Dr. Love is at the do'
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
('Cause you know we're 'bout to rip shit up)
Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble
D-D-L-R and Roth Army, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nuthin' but a MEZ thang, baaaaabay!
Erasin' posts and threadz like craaaaazay!
sargeant sling blade is the nigga that paaaaays me!
Unfadeable, so please don't try to fade this (Hell yeah)
But uh, back to the lecture at hand
mezro is a retard, so I'm glad ya understand
From a young webbies perspective
And before you dig out that mezro bitch you have ta' find a contraceptive
You never know he could be earnin' his man
And learnin' his man - and at the same time burnin' his man
Now you know I ain't with that shit, Lieutenant
Ain't no asshole good enough to get burnt while mez-ro is up in it
(Yeah) And that's realer than the real deal Joey Tee...
And now you webbies and mods know how I feel
Well if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk
I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff
[Dr. LOVE and WARF]
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
[S] Yo Lounge, creep to the mic like a phantom
[Lounge Machine]
Well I'm peepin', and I'm creepin', and I'm creep-in
But I damn near got capped, 'cause my beeper kept beepin'
Now it's time for me to make my impression felt
So sit back, relax, and strap on your seat belt
You never been on a ride like this befo'
With a nigga like WARF who controlz the maestro
At the same time with the dope rhyme that I kick
You know, and I know, I flow some ol' funky shit
To add to my collection, the selection
Symbolizes dope, take a toke, but don't choke
If you do, you'll have no clue
Of what me and my homey Dr. Love came to do
[Dr. Love and WARF]
It's like this and like that and like this and uh,
It's like that and like this and like that and uh,
It's like this...
[WARF]So, who gives a fuck bout MEZRO?
[Dr. Love] So just chill, til the next message board...
{*funky sample break*}
[WARF WARFY WARF]
Fallin' back on that ass, with a hellified gangsta lean
Gettin' funky on the mic like a ol' batch o' collard greens
It's the capital W, oh yes fresh, D-O-C and T
O-R double-L-O-V-E , ya see
Showin' much flex when it's time to wreck a mic
Pimpin' hoes and clockin' grip like my name was Dolomite
Yeah, and it don't quit
I think they in the mood for some motherfuckin' G shit
So WARF... (Whattup LOVE?)
Gotta give 'em what they want (What's that, G?)
We gotta break 'em off somethin' (Hell yeah)
And it's gotta be bumpin' (City of Boston! )
[Dr. Love]
It's where it takes place - so when asked, yo' attention
Mobbin' like a muh'fucker, but I ain't lynchin'
Droppin' funky shit that's makin' mezro mumble
When I'm logged in, it's like a cookie, they all crumble
Try to get close, and your ass'll get smacked
My motherfuckin' homie WARFy WARF has got my back
Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'
But if I got my Nine, then you know I'm straight trippin'
And I'ma continue to put the rap down, put the mack down
And if mezro talk shit, I'll have to put the smack down
Yeah, and you don't stop
I told you I'm just like a clock when I tick and I tock
But I'm never off, always on, diamond david lee roth.com
and the site they call the Roth Army
Puttin' the shit together
Like my nigga POJO Risin', "No One Can Do It Better"
[Dr. LOVE and WARF]
Like this, that and this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh,
It's like this
[D] so, who gives a fuck about mez-ro?
[S] So just chill, 'til the next message board
WARF WARFY WARF and Dr. Love is at the do'
Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
('Cause you know we're 'bout to rip shit up)
Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble
D-D-L-R and Roth Army, now you know you in trouble
Ain't nuthin' but a MEZ thang, baaaaabay!
Erasin' posts and threadz like craaaaazay!
sargeant sling blade is the nigga that paaaaays me!
Unfadeable, so please don't try to fade this (Hell yeah)
But uh, back to the lecture at hand
mezro is a retard, so I'm glad ya understand
From a young webbies perspective
And before you dig out that mezro bitch you have ta' find a contraceptive
You never know he could be earnin' his man
And learnin' his man - and at the same time burnin' his man
Now you know I ain't with that shit, Lieutenant
Ain't no asshole good enough to get burnt while mez-ro is up in it
(Yeah) And that's realer than the real deal Joey Tee...
And now you webbies and mods know how I feel
Well if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk
I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff
[Dr. LOVE and WARF]
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh
It's like this and like that and like this and uh
[S] Yo Lounge, creep to the mic like a phantom
[Lounge Machine]
Well I'm peepin', and I'm creepin', and I'm creep-in
But I damn near got capped, 'cause my beeper kept beepin'
Now it's time for me to make my impression felt
So sit back, relax, and strap on your seat belt
You never been on a ride like this befo'
With a nigga like WARF who controlz the maestro
At the same time with the dope rhyme that I kick
You know, and I know, I flow some ol' funky shit
To add to my collection, the selection
Symbolizes dope, take a toke, but don't choke
If you do, you'll have no clue
Of what me and my homey Dr. Love came to do
[Dr. Love and WARF]
It's like this and like that and like this and uh,
It's like that and like this and like that and uh,
It's like this...
[WARF]So, who gives a fuck bout MEZRO?
[Dr. Love] So just chill, til the next message board...
{*funky sample break*}
[WARF WARFY WARF]
Fallin' back on that ass, with a hellified gangsta lean
Gettin' funky on the mic like a ol' batch o' collard greens
It's the capital W, oh yes fresh, D-O-C and T
O-R double-L-O-V-E , ya see
Showin' much flex when it's time to wreck a mic
Pimpin' hoes and clockin' grip like my name was Dolomite
Yeah, and it don't quit
I think they in the mood for some motherfuckin' G shit
So WARF... (Whattup LOVE?)
Gotta give 'em what they want (What's that, G?)
We gotta break 'em off somethin' (Hell yeah)
And it's gotta be bumpin' (City of Boston! )
[Dr. Love]
It's where it takes place - so when asked, yo' attention
Mobbin' like a muh'fucker, but I ain't lynchin'
Droppin' funky shit that's makin' mezro mumble
When I'm logged in, it's like a cookie, they all crumble
Try to get close, and your ass'll get smacked
My motherfuckin' homie WARFy WARF has got my back
Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'
But if I got my Nine, then you know I'm straight trippin'
And I'ma continue to put the rap down, put the mack down
And if mezro talk shit, I'll have to put the smack down
Yeah, and you don't stop
I told you I'm just like a clock when I tick and I tock
But I'm never off, always on, diamond david lee roth.com
and the site they call the Roth Army
Puttin' the shit together
Like my nigga POJO Risin', "No One Can Do It Better"
[Dr. LOVE and WARF]
Like this, that and this and uh
It's like that and like this and like that and uh,
It's like this
[D] so, who gives a fuck about mez-ro?
[S] So just chill, 'til the next message board
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