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  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15347

    Ain't nuthin but a MEZ thang BAYBEE!!

    One, two, three and to the fo'
    WARF WARFY WARF and Dr. Love is at the do'
    Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
    ('Cause you know we're 'bout to rip shit up)
    Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble
    D-D-L-R and Roth Army, now you know you in trouble
    Ain't nuthin' but a MEZ thang, baaaaabay!
    Erasin' posts and threadz like craaaaazay!
    sargeant sling blade is the nigga that paaaaays me!
    Unfadeable, so please don't try to fade this (Hell yeah)
    But uh, back to the lecture at hand
    mezro is a retard, so I'm glad ya understand
    From a young webbies perspective
    And before you dig out that mezro bitch you have ta' find a contraceptive
    You never know he could be earnin' his man
    And learnin' his man - and at the same time burnin' his man
    Now you know I ain't with that shit, Lieutenant
    Ain't no asshole good enough to get burnt while mez-ro is up in it
    (Yeah) And that's realer than the real deal Joey Tee...
    And now you webbies and mods know how I feel
    Well if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk
    I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff

    [Dr. LOVE and WARF]
    It's like this and like that and like this and uh
    It's like that and like this and like that and uh
    It's like this and like that and like this and uh
    [S] Yo Lounge, creep to the mic like a phantom

    [Lounge Machine]
    Well I'm peepin', and I'm creepin', and I'm creep-in
    But I damn near got capped, 'cause my beeper kept beepin'
    Now it's time for me to make my impression felt
    So sit back, relax, and strap on your seat belt
    You never been on a ride like this befo'
    With a nigga like WARF who controlz the maestro
    At the same time with the dope rhyme that I kick
    You know, and I know, I flow some ol' funky shit
    To add to my collection, the selection
    Symbolizes dope, take a toke, but don't choke
    If you do, you'll have no clue
    Of what me and my homey Dr. Love came to do

    [Dr. Love and WARF]
    It's like this and like that and like this and uh,
    It's like that and like this and like that and uh,
    It's like this...
    [WARF]So, who gives a fuck bout MEZRO?
    [Dr. Love] So just chill, til the next message board...

    {*funky sample break*}

    [WARF WARFY WARF]
    Fallin' back on that ass, with a hellified gangsta lean
    Gettin' funky on the mic like a ol' batch o' collard greens
    It's the capital W, oh yes fresh, D-O-C and T
    O-R double-L-O-V-E , ya see
    Showin' much flex when it's time to wreck a mic
    Pimpin' hoes and clockin' grip like my name was Dolomite
    Yeah, and it don't quit
    I think they in the mood for some motherfuckin' G shit
    So WARF... (Whattup LOVE?)
    Gotta give 'em what they want (What's that, G?)
    We gotta break 'em off somethin' (Hell yeah)
    And it's gotta be bumpin' (City of Boston! )

    [Dr. Love]
    It's where it takes place - so when asked, yo' attention
    Mobbin' like a muh'fucker, but I ain't lynchin'
    Droppin' funky shit that's makin' mezro mumble
    When I'm logged in, it's like a cookie, they all crumble
    Try to get close, and your ass'll get smacked
    My motherfuckin' homie WARFy WARF has got my back
    Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'
    But if I got my Nine, then you know I'm straight trippin'
    And I'ma continue to put the rap down, put the mack down
    And if mezro talk shit, I'll have to put the smack down
    Yeah, and you don't stop
    I told you I'm just like a clock when I tick and I tock
    But I'm never off, always on, diamond david lee roth.com
    and the site they call the Roth Army
    Puttin' the shit together
    Like my nigga POJO Risin', "No One Can Do It Better"

    [Dr. LOVE and WARF]
    Like this, that and this and uh
    It's like that and like this and like that and uh,
    It's like this
    [D] so, who gives a fuck about mez-ro?
    [S] So just chill, 'til the next message board
    Last edited by WARF; 03-21-2009, 10:41 PM.
  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15347

    #2
    ORZEM!!!!

    Come on motherfucker...

    LET'S DANCE!!!

    You're a fucking webmaster...

    I've been at war with you for a week now...

    Atleast log in once a month and fight back!!!
    Last edited by WARF; 03-21-2009, 10:46 PM.

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    • WARF
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 15347

      #3
      Jesus fucking christ.... sarge is on a fucking tour of iraq....

      And logs in twice a day updating our site...

      What is your fucking excuse for never logging in?!?!?

      Are you on a tour of a gay club in San Fran?!?!
      Last edited by WARF; 03-21-2009, 11:07 PM.

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      • WARF
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 15347

        #4
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        • Blaze
          Full Member Status

          • Jan 2009
          • 4371

          #5
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          "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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          • Blaze
            Full Member Status

            • Jan 2009
            • 4371

            #6
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            "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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            • Blaze
              Full Member Status

              • Jan 2009
              • 4371

              #7
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              "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
              sigpic

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              • FORD
                ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                • Jan 2004
                • 59586

                #8
                I think I'm in the mood for some muthafcukin G shit
                Eat Us And Smile

                Cenk For America 2024!!

                Justice Democrats


                "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                • FORD
                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 59586

                  #9
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                  Last edited by FORD; 03-22-2009, 05:07 AM. Reason: Drunk ass MC Ford put the lyrics with the wrong goddamn song
                  Eat Us And Smile

                  Cenk For America 2024!!

                  Justice Democrats


                  "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                  • FORD
                    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 59586

                    #10
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                    Last edited by FORD; 03-22-2009, 05:07 AM.
                    Eat Us And Smile

                    Cenk For America 2024!!

                    Justice Democrats


                    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                    • Panamark
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 17161

                      #11
                      I feel so....

                      um

                      in the wrong hood !
                      BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                      Love ya Mary Frances!

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                      • Coyote
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 8185

                        #12
                        Originally posted by WARF
                        One, two, three and to the fo'
                        WARF WARFY WARF and Dr. Love is at the do'
                        Ready to make an entrance, so back on up
                        ('Cause you know we're 'bout to rip shit up)
                        Gimme the microphone first, so I can bust like a bubble
                        D-D-L-R and Roth Army, now you know you in trouble
                        Ain't nuthin' but a MEZ thang, baaaaabay!
                        Erasin' posts and threadz like craaaaazay!
                        sargeant sling blade is the nigga that paaaaays me!
                        Unfadeable, so please don't try to fade this (Hell yeah)
                        But uh, back to the lecture at hand
                        mezro is a retard, so I'm glad ya understand
                        From a young webbies perspective
                        And before you dig out that mezro bitch you have ta' find a contraceptive
                        You never know he could be earnin' his man
                        And learnin' his man - and at the same time burnin' his man
                        Now you know I ain't with that shit, Lieutenant
                        Ain't no asshole good enough to get burnt while mez-ro is up in it
                        (Yeah) And that's realer than the real deal Joey Tee...
                        And now you webbies and mods know how I feel
                        Well if it's good enough to get broke off a proper chunk
                        I'll take a small piece of some of that funky stuff

                        [Dr. LOVE and WARF]
                        It's like this and like that and like this and uh
                        It's like that and like this and like that and uh
                        It's like this and like that and like this and uh
                        [S] Yo Lounge, creep to the mic like a phantom

                        [Lounge Machine]
                        Well I'm peepin', and I'm creepin', and I'm creep-in
                        But I damn near got capped, 'cause my beeper kept beepin'
                        Now it's time for me to make my impression felt
                        So sit back, relax, and strap on your seat belt
                        You never been on a ride like this befo'
                        With a nigga like WARF who controlz the maestro
                        At the same time with the dope rhyme that I kick
                        You know, and I know, I flow some ol' funky shit
                        To add to my collection, the selection
                        Symbolizes dope, take a toke, but don't choke
                        If you do, you'll have no clue
                        Of what me and my homey Dr. Love came to do

                        [Dr. Love and WARF]
                        It's like this and like that and like this and uh,
                        It's like that and like this and like that and uh,
                        It's like this...
                        [WARF]So, who gives a fuck bout MEZRO?
                        [Dr. Love] So just chill, til the next message board...

                        {*funky sample break*}

                        [WARF WARFY WARF]
                        Fallin' back on that ass, with a hellified gangsta lean
                        Gettin' funky on the mic like a ol' batch o' collard greens
                        It's the capital W, oh yes fresh, D-O-C and T
                        O-R double-L-O-V-E , ya see
                        Showin' much flex when it's time to wreck a mic
                        Pimpin' hoes and clockin' grip like my name was Dolomite
                        Yeah, and it don't quit
                        I think they in the mood for some motherfuckin' G shit
                        So WARF... (Whattup LOVE?)
                        Gotta give 'em what they want (What's that, G?)
                        We gotta break 'em off somethin' (Hell yeah)
                        And it's gotta be bumpin' (City of Boston! )

                        [Dr. Love]
                        It's where it takes place - so when asked, yo' attention
                        Mobbin' like a muh'fucker, but I ain't lynchin'
                        Droppin' funky shit that's makin' mezro mumble
                        When I'm logged in, it's like a cookie, they all crumble
                        Try to get close, and your ass'll get smacked
                        My motherfuckin' homie WARFy WARF has got my back
                        Never let me slip, 'cause if I slip, then I'm slippin'
                        But if I got my Nine, then you know I'm straight trippin'
                        And I'ma continue to put the rap down, put the mack down
                        And if mezro talk shit, I'll have to put the smack down
                        Yeah, and you don't stop
                        I told you I'm just like a clock when I tick and I tock
                        But I'm never off, always on, diamond david lee roth.com
                        and the site they call the Roth Army
                        Puttin' the shit together
                        Like my nigga POJO Risin', "No One Can Do It Better"

                        [Dr. LOVE and WARF]
                        Like this, that and this and uh
                        It's like that and like this and like that and uh,
                        It's like this
                        [D] so, who gives a fuck about mez-ro?
                        [S] So just chill, 'til the next message board
                        I was expecting to find the phrase "oops, pow, surprise", given that this yet another WARF-production... :D
                        Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                        Originally posted by Seshmeister
                        It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                        • hideyoursheep
                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                          • Jan 2007
                          • 6351

                          #13
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                          • katie
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • Nov 2004
                            • 3072

                            #14
                            Nobody clicks those youtubes.

                            x

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                            • Diamondjimi
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • May 2004
                              • 12086

                              #15
                              Originally posted by katie
                              Nobody clicks those youtubes.

                              x

                              Fuck off!!!
                              Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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