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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576
    #16
    Leave it to The Army to resort to the SHOW US YER TITS within the first few posts. :D

    I'm surprised no Pam and Tommy-type vid has never surfaced.

    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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      • chefcraig
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Apr 2004
        • 12172
        #17
        Originally posted by WARF
        Playboy? Who gives a fucking shit about a 50 year old TIT-TEE!!!
        While I also enjoy viewing women from a less advanced age, seeing someone that looks that decent from my own age bracket is calmly reassuring. You may discover the same in another twenty years or so.
        Last edited by chefcraig; 03-25-2009, 01:31 PM.









        “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
        ― Stephen Hawking

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          • Matt White
            • Jun 2004
            • 20569
            #18
            Originally posted by LoungeMachine
            I'm surprised no Pam and Tommy-type vid has never surfaced.

            SPeddie only managed to bone her once...hence the Wolf...

            He was passed out for the rest of their marriage.....hence, she had to hookup with McGyver!!!

            BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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              • fryingdutchman
                Full Member Status

                • Feb 2005
                • 4133
                #19
                Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                I'm surprised no Pam and Tommy-type vid has never surfaced.

                Really?

                Who would want to view a 2 minute video in which SpED vomits Smoking Loon () all over the bed before dribbling his premature, meth-induced ejaculate all over Valerie's thigh?
                Originally posted by perilouspete
                fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                  • WACF
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 2920
                    #20
                    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                    Honestly, I find her hotter in the black dress, than the bikini.

                    Nothing sexier than watching a little black dress fall to the floor.....

                    You are a poet....


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                      • fryingdutchman
                        Full Member Status

                        • Feb 2005
                        • 4133
                        #21
                        Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
                        I know she gets the Yoko Ono treatment from some around here (why, I don't know), but damn, is she still gorgeous...

                        I read her book...and I have to admit I came away from it not liking her as much as I used to.

                        But I'd still shove my fist up her ass if given the slightest chance...especially now that's she's slimmed down.
                        Originally posted by perilouspete
                        fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                          • WARF
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 15347
                            #22
                            Originally posted by fryingdutchman
                            Really?

                            Who would want to view a 2 minute video in which SpED vomits Smoking Loon () all over the bed before dribbling his premature, meth-induced ejaculate all over Valerie's thigh?
                            Holy fucking shit, That was funny post I've read in ages!!!


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                              • Va Beach VH Fan
                                ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                                • Dec 2003
                                • 17913
                                #23
                                Originally posted by fryingdutchman
                                But I'd still shove my fist up her ass if given the slightest chance...especially now that's she's slimmed down.
                                Well put....
                                Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                                "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                                "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                                  • Rodney King
                                    Full On Cocktard
                                    • Mar 2009
                                    • 25
                                    #24
                                    I'd tap that pastee 50 yuh old ass, and buss' open a colt 45 fo sho'!

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                                      • Guitar Shark
                                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                        • Jan 2004
                                        • 7579
                                        #25
                                        Originally posted by fryingdutchman
                                        Really?

                                        Who would want to view a 2 minute video in which SpED vomits Smoking Loon () all over the bed before dribbling his premature, meth-induced ejaculate all over Valerie's thigh?
                                        lmfao....
                                        ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                                        Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                                        Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                                          • LoungeMachine
                                            DIAMOND STATUS
                                            • Jul 2004
                                            • 32576
                                            #26


                                            The Rodney King schtick has got to be one the unfunniest aliases since whoever did Ali G.



                                            weak.
                                            Originally posted by Kristy
                                            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                                            Originally posted by cadaverdog
                                            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                                              • Nitro Express
                                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                                • Aug 2004
                                                • 32942
                                                #27
                                                Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                                                That's another thing that bugs the shit out of me about spED...

                                                Put a fucking shirt on, moron. You're 50+ Act like it.



                                                Or is it his way of saying "everyone has taken the shirt off my back...."
                                                Head hunting Indonesian tribesmen who live in the jungle don't wear shirts.
                                                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                                  • Nitro Express
                                                    DIAMOND STATUS
                                                    • Aug 2004
                                                    • 32942
                                                    #28
                                                    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                                                    Honestly, I find her hotter in the black dress, than the bikini.

                                                    Nothing sexier than watching a little black dress fall to the floor.....

                                                    Lose the dress. Keep the shoes!
                                                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                                                      • sadaist
                                                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                                        • Jul 2004
                                                        • 11625
                                                        #29
                                                        I think I speak for most of the guys here when I say IT SUCKS ASS when your ex becomes hot again...like she was when you first hooked up with her. Bitches. You run into them 6 months later & think "damn, why didn't I tap that more often?"

                                                        The one saving grace is whatever lucky guy gets it now, you know what the fuck he's in for after a year or two. Sucker born every minute.
                                                        “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                                                          • Rodney King
                                                            Full On Cocktard
                                                            • Mar 2009
                                                            • 25
                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by LoungeMachine


                                                            The Rodney King schtick has got to be one the unfunniest aliases since whoever did Ali G.



                                                            weak.
                                                            Fuck ya, Howard Stern an' Mr. Rogers loves me just da way I fucking be! be understanding dis negroid-american languag foo'

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