Where's Dave?

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by ALinChainz

Are you going to beat out Dysfunction for King Sheep here at the Army?

Actually LSD and VH2004 make dysfunction look like a fucking
genious.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by VANHALEN2004
I would like some chedder on my fries and a shot of Cabo Wabo tequila.

Soemthing tells me you'd prefer cheddar in the ass and cabo wabo in your mouth. But we wont get into those nasty details. Lets slide down the list of incomprehensible shit you do in the privacy of your mom's bathroom. You are the kind of sperm-guzzlin' fruitcake who wipes his ass from back to front and smells his fingers afterwards aren't you? You enjoy the smell of other peoples farts and drink the snot that drips from your runny nose. You, little man have no place in life. You are not. You have not. You will become nothing more than what you are. Pull the trigger- :D And there is no such thing as VanHalen2004, your hob-knobbing asshead. Get a job, haircut and move out of your mom's house for ChristSakes! Fuckin' losers... LMAO! Happy Death-Day to you.

Next?

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
I really care less if I look like an idiot to anybody on the rothtard boards.

I get the feeling that you are used to looking like an idiot. Be it on the internet, gay chat rooms, or screwing your boyfriend.
Why in the hell would you think anyone would care about that list you comprised? That is a "popular search list" and does NOT in ANY WAY, reflect any ticket sales, album sales or T Shirt sales. It suggests that people are typing in Van Halen. Maybe the same people typing that in are curious about David Lee Roth? You are no smarter than the fuzz between the toes of a homeless man. In fact, LIVE on PPV, LSD vs Homeless man's Toe Jam!

My money is on the fuzz...

Oh and BTW, your asshead friend Van Halen2004 is having trouble reaching his Daddy's shotgun. Maybe you can lend him a hand? Place a few bullets in the barrel, and drink some kool-aid- Happy Death-Day to you too!

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
sperm-guzzlin' fruitcake

You forgot "warm egg whites mingling playfully in your anal crock."

Mezro...how could you forgot the egg whites BT?:D

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Mezro
forgot the egg whites BT?:D

Forget...for-fucking-get!

Mezro...a mod and an editor

[Dutch]

You Sam gloaters are absolutely mindless. If a DLR-fronted Van Halen was on the road, the numbers would be astronomical. He's the key ingredient that would put them over the top. Sammy may have brought the "pop" to Van Halen, but the Dave era is the reason the band is a part of "pop culture." Sorry to say, but songs like "Dreams" or "When It's Love" have no cachet when it comes to timelessness. We'll still be hearing "Runnin' With The Devil" on rock radio eons from now. So go yank each other off from your overpriced 5-star seats, because Van Hagar won't last forever.

[MAX]

Holy Shit?!?!?!?!

BT shows no fucking mercy!!!!

[MAX]

I fucking love it!!!!

Nuthin' but YEAHH!!!!!!

[kennyboy]

Originally posted by VANHALEN2004
Get to it KENNY"BITCH"BOY

Pathetic.

[Big Troubles]

I didn't forget the egg whites. I still belive the government has a conspiracy regarding cheese and eggs. I wont go into details here...Never know who's reading.

[Mezro]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
I didn't forget the egg whites. I still belive the government has a conspiracy regarding cheese and eggs. I wont go into details here...Never know who's reading.

My momma always told me that cheese and brown eggs come from Powell's colon.

Mezro...shhhhh...they are out there Mulder

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by MAX
I fucking love it!!!!

Nuthin' but YEAHH!!!!!!

PENGUINS!

[VH LINKS SUCKS]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
I really care less if I look like an idiot to anybody on the rothtard boards.

You FINALLY made a valid point! YOU ARE AN IDIOT!

[MAX]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
PENGUINS!

Watch out Diaper!!!!

[DavidLeeNatra]

LMFAO...don't do that again, max...