Yet Another "Caption This Photo" Deal: Dave & Ed

[WARF]

Ohhhh! What A Feeling!
Beins Believin!!
Pictures come alive, you can dance right through your life!!!

[wiseguy]

"all clear Dave, I don't see one bit of spinach"

[hideyoursheep]

Ed: When you're done, can you help me stand up?

Dave: Do you have any men's clothes?

Ed: Please...

Dave: Where's my fuckin' ashtray......WOLF?!

Ed: Use my tongue...

Ed: You got any wine in there?

Dave: Get out, Edward.

Ed: Can I borrow some socks? Some fan from your Army took mine.

Dave: GET OUT, ED!

[hideyoursheep]

On a side note....

I just noticed spED's reflection shows in the mirror.

If you look closely, so do his horns.

[wiseguy]

If you look closely, so do his horns.

Thats creepy and funny all in the same breath.

[TAKIN WHISKEY]

Ed to Dave Everyone knows the rules, so here ya go! Wait, that sounds familiar.lol

[sonrisa salvaje]

Ed: I've seen fire and i've seen rain. I've seen sunny days that i thought
would never end.

Dave: Ohhhh....kay?

[Nitro Express]

[QUOTE=chefcraig;1340754]Everyone knows the rules, so here ya go...




Dave: Holy shit this streaching hurts!

Ed: Eh Dave. Can I bum a cigarette?

[Terry]

[QUOTE=chefcraig;1340754]




QUOTE]

Ed: You'd better be wearing a cup.

[sadaist]

Ed: "Blah, blah, blah...my band...blah, blah, blah...my money...blah, blah, blah...remember who's in charge...blah, blah, blah...Sammy....blah, blah, blah...Wolfie...blah, blah....."


Dave: "_______" Silence, thinking to himself..."OK Dave, 27 more fucking shows. Bite your god dammed tongue & just smile Dave. Don't kill him. Zen. Find your happy place. Geez, is he still talking? I wanted to grab a quick sandwich before that kid ate 'em all...ha, ha..glad I didn't say anything 'bout eating & smiling out loud, Ed mighta kicked me in the nuts. Damn, he's still talking. I wonder which hip was replaced. If I did a quick leg sweep would it pop that fake joint out of the socket? That would be cool, maybe as the encore of the final show. Fuck! He's still talking! God, it takes this guy forever to spit out six words coherently."

[GAR]

[img]http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f3...78/2v0jw48.jpg[/img]

"Ten albums you have, in the can? You really told 'em that in the interview?"

[Mr. Vengeance]

Everyone knows the rules, so here ya go...




Dave:...OK, let's try this a third time Ed...if a train leaves Chicago heading West at 40 miles per hour, and a second train heading the same direction leaves an hour later traveling 60 miles per hour, how long until the second train catches the first?

Ed: Well...what color is the first train?

Ed....if you want me to sing tonight, you might want to... you know.....GET THIS FUCKING CASE OFF MYGODDAMN LEG!!!

[Cult of Roth]

Dave: When I stretch my leg like this, does it make my cock look bigger?

Ed: I will exchange long, soulful glances with you before I ever look down there...

Dave: You're right, it is pretty intimidating...

Ed: Fuck you.

Dave: Heeeeeeeeeeee

[hideyoursheep]

EVH: Al and I would like to do "Pouncake" tonight..

DLR:.....

[sonrisa salvaje]

Ed: Do you know how to get Sammy out of a tree?

Dave: You cut the rope.