The 1st Annual Roth Army Hall Of Fame Awards

[Nickdfresh]

forget it, he's rolling...

And drunk...

[Steve Savicki]

[ThrillsNSpills]

The chicken nugget post was gold.

give it away now.



bring on the foot.

madness I tell ya.


no popups this time out
except for the cheezwhiz

good work

[WARF]

You know how we have the sheep pen over here???

Well... I'm starting the chicken coop over there....

BAWK! BAWK! BA-GAWK!!!

[flappo]

hmm. so where's hitch© on that list ?

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Once I find out who moved my EUAS thread out of main....

They will be fucking taken out of the HALL OF FAME...

And replaced with Va Beach....

And if Va Beach moved the fucking thread...

Then fuck it.... I'm putting myself in...

And if you don't like that...

You can suck it!!!

I didn't touch the fucking thread WARF, christ, settle the fuck down...

[WARF]

I didn't touch the fucking thread WARF, christ, settle the fuck down...

LOL

ELVIS out....

Va Beach in....

[LoungeMachine]

WARF needs a rest.



The internets have eaten his mind.

[WARF]

WARF needs a rest.



The internets have eaten his mind.

Don't forget the booze! lol

[ZahZoo]

Warf... I know you like your silly fun but I gotta say... Brett just handed you your ass on a silver platter!! LOL... I'm just sayin...

WARF with no due respect, STFU and go back to the Army with the rest of the inbreds that have ruined that place.

You fucking fools over there bagged the shit out of Ed until he sucked Dave's dick and put him back in the band, so keep that hypocritical bullshit to yourself. You guys were the biggest fucking Ed haters on the planet.

I'm closing this fucked up thread. Someone can feel free to restart it with a normal conversation.

I have no interest in banning you over your gay, twisted, rants, I'll just close threads...that will probably make you cry more. Go post about it at the Army fool, link to this thread, and get your merit badge. Maybe you can get that fucking faggot Gar to give you a handjob.

[hitch1969©]

Hey everyone...

didnt expect to see my name on the list. nice surprise. thanks for the recognition.

miss the site, miss the old times. glad we still have it though. has it really been so many years? sure enough. i'm here more than you would think...

you crazy fuckers stay out of trouble.

BEST!!

=h=

[redblkwht]

Brett says:
WARF with no due respect, STFU and go back to the Army with the rest of the inbreds that have ruined that place.

You fucking fools over there bagged the shit out of Ed until he sucked Dave's dick and put him back in the band, so keep that hypocritical bullshit to yourself. You guys were the biggest fucking Ed haters on the planet.

I'm closing this fucked up thread. Someone can feel free to restart it with a normal conversation.

I have no interest in banning you over your gay, twisted, rants, I'll just close threads...that will probably make you cry more. Go post about it at the Army fool, link to this thread, and get your merit badge. Maybe you can get that fucking faggot Gar to give you a handjob.

Ok then, Brett..re-read your first fucking line & take that back, you have now drawn the line. I take that shot personally & haven't yet gone there
to post..put yourself back in check, then post here!

RBW

[houseofpain]

I vote that Brett never gets in the Roth Army hall of pain!

[katie]

Every year were gonna induct 10 members into this prestigious awards.

Here is the class of 2009.

• Sarge
• Pojo Risin'
• conmee
• Brownsound1
• Alinchainz
• hitch1969
• FORD
• Von Halen
• Panamark
• ELVIS

This is the first class inducted...


Sarge- No need for the introduction.... the best fucking person in this game... he started the whole fucking thing... none of us would be here without him... and this goes without saying.

Pojo Risin' - The fucking THREE DOT method... yeah he started that shit... but apart from that the dude is the most diehard serious Van Halen fan I know... yeah... remember a little group called EUAS??? Well he was one of the founders of that... and without a doubt... one of the fucking coolest people here at the Roth Army.

conmee- What can I say the fucking ICON... not a huge 50 posts a day kinda guy... but one fucking post from him is like the ENTIRE NEW TESTAMENT... what else can I say... the best of the best...

Brownsound1 - Another webmaster from the beginning of this shit... EUAS co-founder... the spirit of the Roth Army... and David Lee Fucking Roth for that matter!

AlinChainz- What the fuck can I say??? Him and Pojo were like motherfucking Bert and Ernie in the sports forum... The pinnicle of what the website represents.... and fucking bleeds Detriot sports... shot down way to fucking early.... maybe even the best fucking poster to ever hit this place.....I picked up Matt Ryan from him in fantasy football... it was his last free agent pickup... I'll give up my whole fucking team... and even family members before I will ever part with this player.... even if he throws 500 fucking interceptions this year.... I love you Al.... and you're forever immortalized here at the Roth Army for this first annual awards ceremony... best of the fucking best!

hitch1969 - You know a motherfucker has a hold of a website, when a whole forum is dedicated to him... 5 years since his last post lol... seriously... this is the fucking funniest person at any website... anytime period... the pleasure dome... dm wars will goes down in infamy... fuck... Mike B won't even post as himself 8 fucking years later.... Without a question hitch left his mark on this website... the most loved... and hated member here ever.... is now finally shrined forever.... in our first ceremony!

FORD- You know... I've never been a big poster for the frontline... but when you say, "the complete package" this is it... He's not only one of the best posters.... but he's fucking witty as fuck.. If I never post another thread here in my entire life... I want to be remembered as atleast being half as good as him!

Von Halen- Jesus... I dont even know what to say... the little fucking Diamond Mafia member I helped get his started here alongside Mike B... etc etc... helped me with the dlrnd.com and blossomed into a fucking mogul in the Roth Army community... I've met TWO people here.... Von Halen... the total fucking class act... and pete the fucking homosexual... and Vaughn is hands down the best of the fucking best.... he made me a supermod and gave me my own forum at ddlr.com and is the coolest fucking dude in the planet!

Panamark- The fucking rotharmy torch... jesus... What should I fucking say.... did this guy even make one single post at any other site.... I heard he's having a kid.... maybe he should have 3 or 4... we need more people like him around in this world...

ELVIS- Fucking harecutt... the most loyal member of this site... I was thinking of possibly putting myself in the hall of fame replacing him... but I've been fired like 40 fucking times... Greg fucking bleeds this website... he's got more love for this site in one drop of piss... than mezro's whole fucking body.... banned early in the game...by me... sarge... pojo... and his fucking housekeeper.... when it comes to being a loyal member of this place... ELVIS comes fucking first... end of story!

Well... that's it...

Stay tuned for 2010...

I think sesh and loons should be in there...

WARF out...

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[DavidLeeNatra]

WARF...these lists are gay and a fucking asskissing waste of bandwidth...















...as long as my name is nowhere to find or at #63...fuck you...!