Create The New 7th Van Halen Album

[WARF]

Van Halen - Kiss The Concrete




1-Kiss The Concrete
2-Scream At You
3-Nail In The Coffin
4-Dancin' For Your Dollar
5-We Die Bold
6-I'm Gonna Bang Your Wife!
7-Don't Touch That Dial
8-Pasadena
9-Big Troubles
10- A Slap In The Face
11- Set It On Fire
12- Put Out The Lights

Your turn lol...

I want every song... with new titles... and maybe even some demos...
And don't forget the album title and artwork!

[scottydabodi]

I think track #6 should be called "I'm Gonna Bang your Ex-Wife, Ed"

[Coyote]

"Orientation"

1. Mailorder Action
2. Circuit
3. No Catch
4. Slink
5. Years Apart
6. No-one's Gonna See Ya There
7. Peace Of Mind
8. Take This Show On The Road
9. Joker
10. Orientation

[sonrisa salvaje]

"Orientation"

1. Mailorder Action
2. Circuit
3. No Catch
4. Slink
5. Years Apart
6. No-one's Gonna See Ya There
7. Peace Of Mind
8. Take This Show On The Road
9. Joker
10. Orientation

Is this a Van Halen album or Pink Floyd ?

[sonrisa salvaje]

Diamondeath

1. Diamondeath
2. Crash and Burn (Eddie solo)
3. Step Up
4. Left Turn, Right Hook
5. Hotel Confidential
6. Napalm In The Morning
7. Congo
8. No Tequila Tonight (Dave acoustic)
9. Diamondeath pt 2

[Coyote]

Is this a Van Halen album or Pink Floyd ?

Who gives a shit?

[sonrisa salvaje]

Who gives a shit?

A truer statement has never been said.

[sonrisa salvaje]

But how about Sammy's next solo cd?



3 Cock Box

Featuring the following tracks:

1. Oh Yeah
2. Hell Yeah
3. Oh Hell Yeah
4. Poundcake
5. Poundmeat
6. Poundmeat in my Ass
7. Mas Mas Tequila
8. No Mas Tequila
9. I'm Running Out of Tequila Songs

[Golden AWe]

but how about sammy's next solo cd?



3 cock box

featuring the following tracks:

1. Oh yeah
2. Hell yeah
3. Oh hell yeah
4. Poundcake
5. Poundmeat
6. Poundmeat in my ass
7. Mas mas tequila
8. No mas tequila
9. I'm running out of tequila songs

~ha!!!!!

[IceCreamBlondie]

But how about Sammy's next solo cd?



3 Cock Box

Featuring the following tracks:

1. Oh Yeah
2. Hell Yeah
3. Oh Hell Yeah
4. Poundcake
5. Poundmeat
6. Poundmeat in my Ass
7. Mas Mas Tequila
8. No Mas Tequila
9. I'm Running Out of Tequila Songs

LOL Funnier than hell. No truer song titles than this one!

And may I add one more, special bonus track #10..."I'd Rather be in Chickenshit". Available in cassette format only.

[WARF]

Sammy Hagar - The Return of the Big Bopper



1- For The Love of Jive
2- One, Two, Buckle My Shoe
3- My Love keeps on lovin' you
4- You, me and the capri's
5- The Key To My Heart
6- Sugar Cookies
7- Helloooo Baby
8- I got a fast car
9- Fun in the sun (you got me hot)
10- Shantily Lace

[ThatArtGuy]

Problem is that Sammy wouldn't have any cocks near a box.

[Coyote]

Problem is that Sammy wouldn't have any cocks near a box.

There's a clear cut "dick in a box" joke there, but I'm not touching that...

[ThatArtGuy]

Neither would he.