Name 100 most important Roth Army discussion topics

[Golden AWe]

Ok...WARF has his HOF on writers...I'm starting a HOF on topics...but let's do this together....what are the 100 most talked and important topics of the Roth Army threads ever? I know especially Cato can help me with this...

TOP10

1. Dave's hair
2. Dave's sexual innuendo (possible gayness/sexuality)
3. Eddie's drinking
4. Sammy Hagar's weight (ronaldmcdonaldism™)
5. Reunion & Michael Anthony's hair+weight
6. Size of Cato's penis
7. Grimsdale's women
8. VHLinks users sexual innuendo and weight
9. Dave's voice or the lack of it
10. Steve Vai & Billy Sheehan in spandex

...cuntinue!

[Cato]

<b>11. Height of Dave's midget
12. Number of the real midgets that appeared in the ALAE video
13. The reason Sammy doesn't get bald
14. Users who are more stupid than Steve 'ASSHOLE" Savicki</b>

[LoungeMachine]

11] Why Gar is quitting RothArmy?

12] How long Gar's next boycott be?

13] Who Gar thinks should be replaced

14] Which site will ban Gar next?

15] What color is the tarp over thome's trailer

16] Are you now, or have yo0u ever been on Gat's ignore list?

17] Katydid, how did she own Gar so easily?

18] Gar or sockfucker? Who is in the running with Blaze for biggest site wack job?

19] Can hydrogen peroxide really get blood out of drapes?

20] RothChats, is it your turn to visit and double the traffic?

[GAR]

15. How an idiot like edward pryzdial could threaten the hosting and take this site offline because he didn't like our comments on how fucking gay his pseudo-King Diamond facepaint persona "Bernard Edwards and his Project Homicide" band and his stupid fakeassed-label "Emerald City Records" really made us laugh.

Killer photoshop skillz though.. dunno why he couldn't just do the popgear game and enjoy the site, owning people. He had to fuck with this site, so we had to fuck with him and he took the chickenfoot route out and cried foul threatening the hosting.

16. Cato's Panty thread.

17. Cato's Peep thread, marvelous insight to his thinking processes. He is truly an unacknowledged Dumpmeister.

18. Mr Grimsdale's Kate Deeley threads, all 200 obsessing over the single cause of the impregnation of his fuzzy knobbed desires.

19. Any Flappo vs Eyes thread.

20. The Fabulous Shadow threads.

21. The now-lost Members Only pics.. people you'd never think that they looked human really were.

22. DiamondDen's several meltdowns, ownings, reownings and disruptions.

23. The re-releasing of the VHML 4-disc set that was given out back in 98-99 here in the boots section - where there are many many vintage Van Halen shows and demo's downloadable if you just sign onto this board using MY referral code:

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/index.php?referrerid=25

[Dan]

11]
20] RothChats, is it your turn to visit and double the traffic?

It's RothFans.

[GAR]

There's also been numerous Hitchrants, such as the now-legendary "Sammy returning to VH is like the poop returning to the butt" from a few years ago.

[Cato]

I've heard someone saying Rothfans is a good place for candyasses.....

[GAR]

They banned me for a week expecting I'd be back in a week.

(gonna be a long week)

[sadaist]

Just a few here. Could be anywhere on the list, but have provided terrific thread fodder over the years.

What year did Eddie actually start dissing Michael Anthony?
Wolfgangs breakfast menu
What the fuck is in this vault you speak of?
To shave or not to shave: The dilemma of the whisker biscuit
The fuckability of Valerie
Scoring Pornography background music
Crypt Keeper as a guitarist
Tequila vs. Smoking Loon (Jack Daniels as referee)
Would Binnie Hit It?
Which is most appropriate? Roflmao, LMMFAO, LMAO, LOL, Rofl, ,,

[Sarge]

The best thread ever on this website was the
"Has Dave Ever Hogged It"
The brilliant hitchBRAIN was in true form and spewed hate and lust unparalleled ever on the internet in that thread.
I believe it was deleted awhile back...

[Cato]

TOP10


6. Size of Cato's penis

The US Air Force have mistaken my penis for North Korea's Taepodong and almost fired an ICBM at it. it is so huge.

[Steve Savicki]

The best thread ever on this website was the
"Has Dave Ever Hogged It"
The brilliant hitchBRAIN was in true form and spewed hate and lust unparalleled ever on the internet in that thread.

That was Slapnuts that started that thread.

[Nickdfresh]

They banned me for a week expecting I'd be back in a week.

(gonna be a long week)

Oh God no!!!!

What is the sound of a dozen hearts breaking over at Roth Fans....



If I ban you for a week gayGAR, will you also never come back here?

[bueno bob]

Oh God no!!!!

What is the sound of a dozen hearts breaking over at Roth Fans....



If I ban you for a week gayGAR, will you also never come back here?

Can we find out?

[Nickdfresh]

The best thread ever on this website was the
"Has Dave Ever Hogged It"
The brilliant hitchBRAIN was in true form and spewed hate and lust unparalleled ever on the internet in that thread.
I believe it was deleted awhile back...

Pity...