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  • Big Troubles
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Feb 2004
    • 8517

    "TK" Great rock n Roll Swindle

    not sure if its been seen or heard...but howard stern owns TK and his website to "boycott" the Best of Vol.1

    2 parts of hilarity.

    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/gk8c9SMsBgc&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/gk8c9SMsBgc&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

    and...

    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/oNhYHvXDU2s&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/oNhYHvXDU2s&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
    "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"
  • Douglas T.
    Full Member Status

    • Nov 2005
    • 3875

    #2
    Well I didn't buy it! Nuthin' with Van hagar enters my vehicle or home! Should I have bought it and possibly helped fuel the fire for the first reunion to stick?

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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 59941

      #3
      The Slawterhouse site was owned by Michael Migliozzi and Kendall Johnson a.k.a."The Keepers" a.k.a. "2 Guys Who Do Ads Inc.", who also did the artwork for the DLR Band CD, and are credited as such.

      There were rumors going around that Stern himself was bankrolling the website, but obviously this turned out to be false.
      Eat Us And Smile

      Cenk For America 2024!!

      Justice Democrats


      "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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      • FORD
        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

        • Jan 2004
        • 59941

        #4
        ...and for the record, I got my copy of BOV 1 used for $5. Which is a reasonable price for the first 2 Van HALEN songs in 11 years. And the morbid curiosity about the fucked up mix of RWTD.
        Eat Us And Smile

        Cenk For America 2024!!

        Justice Democrats


        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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        • Diamondjimi
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • May 2004
          • 12086

          #5
          Originally posted by FORD
          ... And the morbid curiosity about the fucked up mix of RWTD.
          Different mix ? Never heard it. What's different 'bout it?
          Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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          • FORD
            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

            • Jan 2004
            • 59941

            #6
            Originally posted by Diamondjimi
            Different mix ? Never heard it. What's different 'bout it?
            Somehow they spliced the solo and the third verse after the first verse and then put the second verse after the third, cutting in right in the middle of Dave's screaming final chorus where Alex is hitting the cymbals, then returning to that end part after the "god damn the navy and all you lifers"* bit.

            It's really fucked up. And I'll be damned if some fool didn't put it on YouTube, albeit in less than pristine quality, but you can still hear the edits from a mile away....

            <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/J-p0YH-PpRA&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/J-p0YH-PpRA&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

            *yeah, I know that's not what Dave really said, but that's the old urban legend....
            Eat Us And Smile

            Cenk For America 2024!!

            Justice Democrats


            "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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            • jero
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • Jan 2004
              • 2927

              #7
              [QUOTE=FORD;1361383]The Slawterhouse site was owned by Michael Migliozzi and Kendall Johnson a.k.a."The Keepers" a.k.a. "2 Guys Who Do Ads Inc."QUOTE]

              Those guys did a great job back then!

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              • GAR
                Banned
                • Jan 2004
                • 10881

                #8
                Were they backed by Dave, or did they start up Slawterhouse first THEN get backed by Dave?

                I thought they did a great job.

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                • Va Beach VH Fan
                  ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                  • Dec 2003
                  • 17913

                  #9
                  Originally posted by FORD
                  ...and for the record, I got my copy of BOV 1 used for $5. Which is a reasonable price for the first 2 Van HALEN songs in 11 years. And the morbid curiosity about the fucked up mix of RWTD.
                  I never did buy BOV 1...

                  Maybe 'cause I never liked MWN and CGSTNM nearly as much as a lot of CVH fans did....
                  Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                  "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                  "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                  • Diamondjimi
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • May 2004
                    • 12086

                    #10
                    Originally posted by FORD
                    Somehow they spliced the solo and the third verse after the first verse and then put the second verse after the third, cutting in right in the middle of Dave's screaming final chorus where Alex is hitting the cymbals, then returning to that end part after the "god damn the navy and all you lifers"* bit.

                    It's really fucked up. And I'll be damned if some fool didn't put it on YouTube, albeit in less than pristine quality, but you can still hear the edits from a mile away....

                    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/J-p0YH-PpRA&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/J-p0YH-PpRA&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

                    *yeah, I know that's not what Dave really said, but that's the old urban legend....
                    Holy fuck ,nice butcher job!

                    Who the fuck is responsible for that shit? Total blaspheme!
                    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                    • letsrock
                      Veteran
                      • Mar 2007
                      • 1595

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
                      I never did buy BOV 1...

                      Maybe 'cause I never liked MWN and CGSTNM nearly as much as a lot of CVH fans did....
                      Those 2 songs were pure shit.

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                      • katie
                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • Nov 2004
                        • 3072

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Diamondjimi
                        Different mix ? Never heard it. What's different 'bout it?
                        FFS Some VH fan you are.

                        Fucking noob

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                        • Va Beach VH Fan
                          ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 17913

                          #13
                          Originally posted by letsrock
                          Those 2 songs were pure shit.
                          Well, I wouldn't go that far, but I remember everyone going so nuts over them... And then I listened to them, especially how the vocal ranges were so "not Dave-like", and I was like, "they're OK, I guess"....

                          Know what I equate it to ??

                          From Eddie Murphy's "Raw";

                          If you're starving and somebody throw you a cracker, you gonna be like this:

                          "Goddamn, that's the best cracker I ever ate in my life! That ain't no regular cracker, was it? What was that, a Saltine? Goddamn, that was delicious. That wasn't no Saltine. That was... That was a Ritz. That wasn't a Ritz? God, that was the best cracker I ever ate in my life. Can I have another one, please? Please, one more."

                          MWM and CGSTNM were our crackers....
                          Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                          "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                          "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                          • Diamondjimi
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • May 2004
                            • 12086

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Katie the leatherfaced flabby breasted mp3 prostitute from Shitmeknickers,England
                            FFS Some VH fan you are.

                            Fucking noob

                            Why the FUCK would I own B.O.V.1 ???

                            You have never even witnessed CVH in concert ! Yet you're here spouting
                            your Trollspeak like you have. Pfft!

                            You must get tired of Trolling for coch, dragging your bathmat-like pissflaps around.
                            Here, I brought you some dinner!



                            Don't say I don't do anything nice for ya !

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                            Last edited by Diamondjimi; 07-02-2009, 10:20 PM.
                            Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                            • thome
                              ROTH ARMY ELITE
                              • Mar 2005
                              • 6678

                              #15
                              Perhaps If We are -Lucky- all you -HOMOS- will have some more new Roth tunes with the great EdVH and Bro and son.

                              To rip apart, and bitch aboot. Fook'n Homos!

                              Monday Homo, Fook'n 1/4 Back'n Homos.............. I say!


                              FOOK ON MUTHAS!

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