The LAW OF AVERAGES

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  • POJO_Risin
    Roth Army Caesar
    • Mar 2003
    • 40648
    #1

    The LAW OF AVERAGES

    Here you go...Math never fails...

    Let's classify the VH fans...

    1. Real fans..er...classic fans (Roth era fans)--These are the fans that follow the Roth version and accept nothing else...

    2. Hagar fans...Like the Hagar version (and say, you know...I like the Roth version)

    3. "Van Halen fans" You know...the brilliant folk that believe that each version gives you your money's worth (in other words...the people who actually answer telemarketers phone calls...and buy shares of stock in YOU'LLGETNOTHINGBACK.COM)

    1. So...Dave fans...hate hagar...listen to only the Roth version...

    2. Hagar fans...listen to everything (don't like Roth, but like the music)

    3. Van Halen fans...like everything the lying dutchman puts out...including the broom album...

    So...let's see if the brilliant folk here can find out which is the version everyone likes...100%...

    yeah...that's right my friends...the only one that counts...

    Classic VH...
    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
    Tags: averages, law
    • Panamark
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 17161
      #2


      Too True !
      BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
      Love ya Mary Frances!

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        • BARE BONE
          Foot Soldier
          • Mar 2004
          • 695
          #3
          HAHAHAHA.Look at this FAG! Hey Kidvegas here's one to punch the clown too.
          Everytime I think I've reached the buttom someone hands me a shovel.

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            • BARE BONE
              Foot Soldier
              • Mar 2004
              • 695
              #4
              Fuck Yeah!
              Everytime I think I've reached the buttom someone hands me a shovel.

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                • Warham
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Mar 2004
                  • 14589
                  #5
                  Fuck yeah!

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                    • guwapo_rocker
                      #6
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                        • EddieFan4Eva
                          Banned
                          • May 2004
                          • 274
                          #7
                          Originally posted by POJO_Risin
                          Here you go...Math never fails...

                          Let's classify the VH fans...

                          1. Real fans..er...classic fans (Roth era fans)--These are the fans that follow the Roth version and accept nothing else...

                          2. Hagar fans...Like the Hagar version (and say, you know...I like the Roth version)

                          3. "Van Halen fans" You know...the brilliant folk that believe that each version gives you your money's worth (in other words...the people who actually answer telemarketers phone calls...and buy shares of stock in YOU'LLGETNOTHINGBACK.COM)

                          1. So...Dave fans...hate hagar...listen to only the Roth version...

                          2. Hagar fans...listen to everything (don't like Roth, but like the music)

                          3. Van Halen fans...like everything the lying dutchman puts out...including the broom album...

                          So...let's see if the brilliant folk here can find out which is the version everyone likes...100%...

                          yeah...that's right my friends...the only one that counts...

                          Classic VH...
                          Oh, by the way...you're an ass. "_

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                            • POJO_Risin
                              Roth Army Caesar
                              • Mar 2003
                              • 40648
                              #8
                              Beautifully put...but my friend...you know it's true...
                              "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                                • HippieLettuce
                                  Roadie
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 109
                                  #9


                                  What happened to Al's neck?

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