Nice New Job Roth Fag..........

[Coyote]

Originally posted by kidvegas
SAMMY STILL ROCKS..............DAVE DRIVE'S AMBULANCES!!!..........HAHAHAHAHAHAH.............. ......YOU'RE RIGHT DAVE WINS!!HAHAHAHAHAHA

KID VEGAS!!!

Ya know, you remind me of my dad. No sense of humor, no brain to be found and a person who can't stand the truth.

[Big Troubles]

Originally posted by pete
I was drunk.


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I am just an angry mutha-fucker. :D

[Starwood]

what................a.........................fag.

[RogueHorseman]

Originally posted by Starwood
what................a.........................fag.

without................a.........................c lue.

[Foozwah]

Originally posted by kidvague-ass
It's Holy Shit SHIT call Dave THE EMT quick this FAT DUDE OVER here just fell over I think he had a heart attack!!!!

Personally, I think it's fantastic that Dave would be willing to help Spammy if he fell over. :D

[Big Troubles]

I wonder how hard Dave would pound on Sammy's fucking chest?

Harder! Harder! Harder! :D

[AJW]

Originally posted by kidvegas
SNIFF SNIFF WHIMPER WHIMPER................DAVE'S A MILLI0NAIRE...SNIFF STOP TALKING SHIT ABOUT THE WORLD'S GREATEST EMT!!!

KID VEGAS..............

Ah Spammy Hagar is a fat piece of shit. Dave left the key to Fort Knox for him and he still fucked it up. End of story.

[classicdude]

I'm still trying to figure out what kidvegas was referring to as an "IDOT".....that anything like an ipod??? He probably couldn't identify with anything that cost more than 20 bucks at Wal-Mart.

Anyhow, let me make it as clear as I can for any sheep that may be grazing over here at the Army....in your native tongue, so to speak....

SAMMY....IS.....TO.....VAN....HALEN......


WHAT.....VANILLA.....ICE.....IS.....TO.....RAP.... ..MUSIC!!!!!!!!


Period. End of f**king discussion.

[hotdog@ a shake]

Dave has been training in the martial arts since he was 12 years old you stupid imbecile turd ass puke!!!

and yes, he got his black belt 20 years ago and still practices and studies the art of brazilian jujitzu...fucknut!

and don't even start in on ELVIS you cum sucker...

I can garauntee that Elvis, in his most worse hour, would have beat your face down and wiped the street with your pathetic remains...

[BrownSound1]

Originally posted by Big Troubles
Just curious, for conversation sake, who else was asked before Sam? I know Billy Squire was. Anyone else, before they "settled" with Sperm?

Billy Squire? LMAO!! Think about it for a minute Big Troubles, and the answer will be as plain as the webpage in front of your face.

[BrownSound1]

I've personally practiced martial arts for many many years, and Dave has got the goods. He can kick your ass three ways from Sunday...he's trained with too many good and reputable artists.

Elvis...he studied under Kang Rhee I do believe, and with Bill Superfoot Wallace. Elvis was actually legit. In fact Kang Rhee still teaches in Memphis.

[Starwood]

Originally posted by Brownsound1
Elvis was actually legit. In fact Kang Rhee still teaches in Memphis.

Starwood has hit the mat for many years as well.

That said, it should be pointed out that Elvis earned his Shodan (black belt) in an unprecedented 3 days.

[BrownSound1]

Who's your source for that Starwood? I've NEVER heard that about Elvis. I'm not saying it isn't true, but I find it hard to believe. Elvis supposedly had a 5th dan....and it took him several years to get that.


DLR on the other hand I'm VERY confident is legit. His form is way too good for it not to be, IMHO.

[Starwood]

Starwood was kidding about the length of training. But there were more than a few jokes I've heard over the years about him getting - let's just say - an accelerated graduation program.
He was the King, afterall.
Osu!!!!!!

[hotdog@ a shake]

I read that it actually took Elvis awhile to get to blackbelt, sometime in '74?

anyway, I've seen some awesome 8mm footage of Elvis in concert doin' some great karate during some of the band solos and I gotta say, the way he incorporated his moves to the music was kool...never missed a beat! shit, sammy in the best shape of his life was still heavier than Elvis ever got!!! LOL

seriously, if it ever came down to it, ROTH would ruin hagar in a heartbeat. I've seen Dave live and watchin' it on video is nuthin' like watchin' ROTH in person doin' a spin kick 5 ft off the ground and come back around w/ both feet perfectly in place!

I'm gettin sooooooooo mthufuckin tired of hearing about Sammy roy.....puh-leeze..let's move on already!!!