The Loudest Cheers ?

[SweetSecrets]

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[SweetSecrets]

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[Foozwah]

Originally posted by vh491
A LOT OF HORSESHIT...

Four things:

1) Learn to type without the caps lock key on. This means you will have to work out which words have capital letters at the start, and which ones don't.

2) Learn to spell. Reading your ill-formed gibberish made my fucking eyeballs bleed.

3) Open your eyes, and more importantly, your ears, before dumping the written equivalent of a huge turd in a forum, with your naive display of public stupidity.

4) Die without breeding. The gene pool will thank you for it.

[Panamark]

I bet Spammy thinks the crowd are cheering him when the songs
finish. They are just relieved the punishment has stopped for a few
moments !

[Mr Grimsdale]

i think i'm about to cack my pants

[scottydabodi]

Sammy makes me PUKE

To tell ya the truth, I'm FLABBERGASTED that anyone is cheering for "Why can't This Be Love". It does make a good tune to f-Sammy's mom too, I guess, huh?.

[freak]

Originally posted by vh491
..A bunch of silly bullshit in caps...

Men, we have met the enemy and they are tone-deaf window-lickers.

They're preparing to storm our gates from tiny yellow busses.

The big question.

Do we slaughter them outright or enslave them for the wool?

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by freak
Men, we have met the enemy and they are tone-deaf window-lickers.

They're preparing to storm our gates from tiny yellow busses.

The big question.

Do we slaughter them outright or enslave them for the wool?

Ah crap, let's just kill the fuckers!

[vh491]

THIS IS THE THIRD DAY THAT I HAVE COME BACK TO SEE IF ANY OF THE SOLDIERS OF THE MIGHTY DLR ARMY COULD POST A REPLY THAT WAS ANYTHING BUT CHILDISH GARBAGE. WHY NOT ADDRESS THE SEVEN POINTS THAT I MADE ON THE FIRST POST. I WILL AGREE WITH ONE COUNTER POINT ... DAVE MIGHT HAVE USED SCHTICK AT A FEW SHOWS ON CERTAIN SONGS BUT IN THE CONCERTS THAT I SAW WITH HIM AS SINGER HE WAS DRUNK AND FORGOT THE WORDS TO THEIR MOST POPULAR SONGS. NOW DAVE IS GOING TO PLAY WITH THE BOSTON POPS ON JULY 4 .........MAYBE THATS THE ONLY BAND HE COULD GET TO BACK HIM UP........WONDER IF IT WILL BE AS GOOD AS HIS LOUNGE ACT OF A FEW YEARS BACK..........I WONDER IF HE WILL HAVE HIS BLOND HAIR EXTENSIONS IN AND THE ASSLESS CHAPS AND MAYBE HE WILL HIRE THOSE TRIPLETS TO BE HIS SIDE KICKS AGAIN ...... WHATS NEXT A TOUR OF HIGH SCHOOL GYMS AND SINGING AT WEDDING RECEPTIONS.......CMON AND SLING MUD AT ME BUT PLEASE ADDRESS THE POINTS THAT I HAVE MADE.... BY THE WAY IM NOT A SHEEP OF ANY OTHER SIGHT . I FORMED THESE OPINIONS BY THE OBSERVATIONS I HAVE MADE ALL BY MYSELF AND I DISAGREE WITH ALOT OF WHAT IS BEING SAID ABOUT VH/SAM AND I THINK IT ALL COMES OUT OF ENVY. YOU ALL ENVY SAMMY AND WISH DAVE WAS THERE............I DONT BLAME YOU.....

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by bobthedog
WOW !!!!!!!!! With Dave fans like you, who needs SPAMMY to speak !!!!!!!!! OH WAIT, DON'T TELL ME. You are the biggest DAVE fan there is but OU812 is your favorite album !!!!!!!!! Hee-hee )

and crazy from the heat is yours.

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by vh491
I FORMED THESE OPINIONS BY THE OBSERVATIONS I HAVE MADE ALL BY MYSELF

Did you have a hand free to type with?

[pete]

Originally posted by vh491
THIS IS THE THIRD DAY THAT I HAVE COME BACK TO SEE IF ANY OF THE SOLDIERS OF THE MIGHTY DLR ARMY COULD POST A REPLY THAT WAS ANYTHING BUT CHILDISH GARBAGE. WHY NOT ADDRESS THE SEVEN POINTS THAT I MADE ON THE FIRST POST. I WILL AGREE WITH ONE COUNTER POINT ... DAVE MIGHT HAVE USED SCHTICK AT A FEW SHOWS ON CERTAIN SONGS BUT IN THE CONCERTS THAT I SAW WITH HIM AS SINGER HE WAS DRUNK AND FORGOT THE WORDS TO THEIR MOST POPULAR SONGS. NOW DAVE IS GOING TO PLAY WITH THE BOSTON POPS ON JULY 4 .........MAYBE THATS THE ONLY BAND HE COULD GET TO BACK HIM UP........WONDER IF IT WILL BE AS GOOD AS HIS LOUNGE ACT OF A FEW YEARS BACK..........I WONDER IF HE WILL HAVE HIS BLOND HAIR EXTENSIONS IN AND THE ASSLESS CHAPS AND MAYBE HE WILL HIRE THOSE TRIPLETS TO BE HIS SIDE KICKS AGAIN ...... WHATS NEXT A TOUR OF HIGH SCHOOL GYMS AND SINGING AT WEDDING RECEPTIONS.......CMON AND SLING MUD AT ME BUT PLEASE ADDRESS THE POINTS THAT I HAVE MADE.... BY THE WAY IM NOT A SHEEP OF ANY OTHER SIGHT . I FORMED THESE OPINIONS BY THE OBSERVATIONS I HAVE MADE ALL BY MYSELF AND I DISAGREE WITH ALOT OF WHAT IS BEING SAID ABOUT VH/SAM AND I THINK IT ALL COMES OUT OF ENVY. YOU ALL ENVY SAMMY AND WISH DAVE WAS THERE............I DONT BLAME YOU.....

Dude.......... We banged your mom with 22 army members.

How can we take you seriously?

and you made no point we haven't bitch-slapped to oblivion hundreds of times.

You're one of our many bitches.

Like your ancestors b4 u.

the ignorance, and lack of education that makes our posts unreadable to you is cute to us.

your so cute.

just take off the dress so I can stop laughing.

This is not Frisco!

[classicdude]

"I POST WITH THE CAP LOCKS KEY ON SO THEREFORE I MUST BE IMPORTANT AND MY VOICE WILL BE HEARD!!!! LONG LIVE SPAM, VIVA SPAM!!! MAS TEQUILA SPAM!!!!" etc. etc. etc.......it's getting really old.

[scottydabodi]

7 Points?

You can count to SEVEN? No Shit! With your vast IQ, I didn't figure you could count to 2! Here's all the reason I need to like DAVE, and hate Sam... "Somebody get me a Doctor" -GOOD. "Finish what ya Started" -BAD. I could go on for days, but I think I've made a ligitimate point here. Dave's tunes scare your neighbors, makes you girlfriend wet (you might have a boyfriend though), pisses off the cops, HORRIFIES pussies, and melts all the other albums in your collection. It's the music that makes chicks get drunk and take off their clothes... As a guitarist, all of Eddie's bast playing is with DAVE. All of Vai's best playing was with DAVE... Shit, John Lowery's best playing was with DAVE... DO WE SEE A FUCKING TREND HERE?!??!??? Dave kicks guys in the ass to make them play up to their potential, while Sam sits on his thumb in the corner scared to say shit about how shitty Ed's playing is for fear he'll be out of a job, and out of OUR MISERY!!!! Fuck that shit, Ed can kiss MY FUCKING ASS!!!! "It's About Time"?!? Shit... I COULD WRITE A BETTER VAN HALEN SONG FOR CHRIST'S SAKE!!! Man, I CAN'T TAKE THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT FROM YOU HAGAR FANS ANYMORE!!!! FFFFFUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK YYYYOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
:fucku2: Roth forever.

[scottydabodi]

Also

Sorry for misspelling some words... I just get SO PISSED at the sheep... Fags!