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  • standin
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    • Apr 2009
    • 2274

    #16
    Sperm bank offers celebrity look-alike donors
    ‘It’s not that our donors look like celebs; it’s that celebs look like donors’

    By Michael Inbar
    TODAYShow.com contributor
    updated 11:11 a.m. ET, Mon., Oct . 12, 2009


    Want to have Ben Affleck’s baby? While that appears to be the exclusive domain of Jennifer Garner, women can now at least give themselves a fighting chance of having a child who looks like a movie star, sports hero or world leader.

    A Southern California sperm bank has taken to matching its donors to the celebrities they most resemble, putting an actual image to a process that previously had prospective parents sort through an often confusing jumble of printed characteristics, from ethnicity to eye color.

    “It’s not that our donors look like celebrities, it’s that celebrities look like our donors,” California Cryobank’s communication manager Scott Brown told NBC’s Lee Cowan in a report that aired on TODAY Friday.
    ...

    Want your child to resemble a retired star football quarterback? Vinny Testaverde and Warren Moon are on the list. And for parents who would like nothing so much as to have a child who looks like a journeyman baseball pitcher, Chan Ho Park is available.

    Wolfgang Van Halen, who already looks like a perfect amalgamation of his parents, Eddie Van Halen and Valerie Bertinelli, is also there for the taking.


    An inexact science
    Brown is the first to admit that the matching of sperm donors to famous people is far from an exact science. Instead of using sophisticated face-recognition gear, Brown and a panel at the Cryobank simply put pictures of their existing roster of sperm donors up on a big screen while they vigorously debate who the person most looks like.

    ...

    Sperm bank offers celebrity look-alike donors - TODAY People
    To put it simply, we need to worry a lot less about how to communicate our actions and much more about what our actions communicate.
    MICHAEL G. MULLEN

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    • standin
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      • Apr 2009
      • 2274

      #17
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      Last edited by standin; 10-22-2009, 09:09 AM.
      To put it simply, we need to worry a lot less about how to communicate our actions and much more about what our actions communicate.
      MICHAEL G. MULLEN

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      • sonrisa salvaje
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        • Jun 2005
        • 2098

        #18
        Originally posted by standin



        Oh shit. For a minute i thought that was Ed standing with Danzig. "Mother....."
        RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE
        LET `EM ROLL ONE MORE TIME

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        • Little Texan
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          • Jan 2004
          • 4579

          #19
          Originally posted by standin

          Wolfgang Van Halen, who already looks like a perfect amalgamation of his parents, Eddie Van Halen and Valerie Bertinelli, is also there for the taking.

          Who would want their kid to look like an overgrown Pillsbury Doughboy?

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          • Terry
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 12222

            #20
            Originally posted by dave_is_vh
            Weren't they using a harmonizer rather than prerecorded vocals?
            Hey, good point...maybe they were.
            Scramby eggs and bacon.

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            • fwacf
              Roadie
              • Jul 2004
              • 154

              #21
              pugsley!
              When you turn on your stereo, does it return the favor?

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              • standin
                Veteran
                • Apr 2009
                • 2274

                #22
                Originally posted by Little Texan
                Who would want their kid to look like an overgrown Pillsbury Doughboy?
                YouTube - One day at a time (me and the bestie :D)
                To put it simply, we need to worry a lot less about how to communicate our actions and much more about what our actions communicate.
                MICHAEL G. MULLEN

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                • Panamark
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 17161

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Little Texan
                  Who would want their kid to look like an overgrown Pillsbury Doughboy?


                  BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                  Love ya Mary Frances!

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                  • Figs
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 2945

                    #24
                    Wolfgang will kick ass on his own like other immortal rock offspring, like Jakob Dylan, Julian Lennon, Jason Bonham, Sean Lennon,......um, Jason Bonham.....no already said that.


                    Well anyway, he's gonna keep VH going after the other 3 retire! Won't that be great....

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                    • Nitro Express
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 32942

                      #25
                      Wolfie is going to kick ass in the music business like Kelly Osbourne has.
                      No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                      • Little Texan
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                        • Jan 2004
                        • 4579

                        #26
                        Originally posted by Little Texan
                        Who would want their kid to look like an overgrown Pillsbury Doughboy?


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                        • fwacf
                          Roadie
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 154

                          #27
                          Wolfie is PUGSLEY!(aka Adams Family)
                          When you turn on your stereo, does it return the favor?

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                          • fryingdutchman
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                            • Feb 2005
                            • 4133

                            #28
                            Originally posted by Panamark
                            That's the STA-PUFT MARSHMALLOW MAN from "Ghostbusters", Marky...not the Pillsbury Dough Boy!

                            C'mon, mate! Get your marshmallow mascots correct!
                            Originally posted by perilouspete
                            fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                            • fryingdutchman
                              Full Member Status

                              • Feb 2005
                              • 4133

                              #29
                              Originally posted by fwacf
                              pugsley!
                              Originally posted by fwacf
                              Wolfie is PUGSLEY!(aka Adams Family)
                              OK...we get it. You think that Wolfie is "Pugsley" from the Addams Family.

                              It just wasn't that funny, even after you posted it a second time with the explanation of "The Addams Family" for those who may not have made the connection.

                              But they say the third time's the charm....
                              Originally posted by perilouspete
                              fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                              • Nitro Express
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Aug 2004
                                • 32942

                                #30
                                I wonder if the crew has anything left to eat after Wolfie is done with the catering table?
                                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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