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  • Va Beach VH Fan
    ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
    • Dec 2003
    • 17913

    DLR ran in the NYC Marathon ?!

    I don't remember this, but if it's accurate, cool beans !!!

    Let's see fatass do that....

    NYC Marathon Facts: 7 Things You Didn't Know About The New York City Marathon

    1. Some Celebrity Marathoners Are Actually Pretty Good. While the likes of David Lee Roth (6:04:43) and Mike Huckabee (5:33:39) did about as well as you'd expect them to do, some celebs who've tried their hand at marathon running have put in some respectable times. William Baldwin (3:24:29), Meredith Baxter (4:08:30), and Anthony Edwards (3:55:40), who's running it again this year, have some of the best celebrity times in the New York City Marathon. Of course Lance Armstrong blows these times out of the water with his 2:46:43 finish, but we're going to say that he's in a slightly different category than everybody else.
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  • ELVIS
    Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 44120

    #2
    Huckabee beat Dave ??

    That's pretty bad...

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    • Blackflag
      Banned
      • Apr 2006
      • 3406

      #3
      6 hours? He was just fucking about.

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      • Nickdfresh
        SUPER MODERATOR

        • Oct 2004
        • 49646

        #4
        Dave just didn't want to spill any of his drink...

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        • FORD
          ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

          • Jan 2004
          • 59941

          #5
          Dave probably stopped for a while at a titty bar half way through the race.
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          • Anonymous
            Banned
            • May 2004
            • 12749

            #6
            Originally posted by Nickdfresh
            Dave just didn't want to spill any of his drink...
            Originally posted by FORD
            Dave probably stopped for a while at a titty bar half way through the race.
            These assumptions are probably quite true... remember, it's Roth we're talkin' about.

            He's in better shape at almost 60, though he looks 34-38, than 98% of the world. Plus he rocked/s harder than everyone else.

            Will Lance Armstrong look like he's in his 30s when he's Dave's age?

            Cheers! :bottle:

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            • FORD
              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

              • Jan 2004
              • 59941

              #7
              Well, it seems doucherag's not in Jersey anymore......
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              • letsrock
                Veteran
                • Mar 2007
                • 1595

                #8
                Originally posted by deero
                Umm, Lance Armstrong isn't a marathon runner dipshit--he rides bicycles. This sounds like more dlr propaganda. A legend in his own mind and adored by many in the throes of identity panic. "Ohhhh, I bet dave went to a titty bar", "I love him", "Where's my lotion?" Dave......Dave........
                Deero missed the part about it being celebrity. Dave isnt a pro marathon runner idiot. Interesting that your on Lance Armstrongs tip.

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                • letsrock
                  Veteran
                  • Mar 2007
                  • 1595

                  #9
                  Finally you got it right, Dave would have strippers following him (female of course), and Dave is a Superhero, every hair band/80's band wanted a singer like him.
                  So thank you for pointing out what we already knew. There may be hope for you Mr, Cherone.

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                  • FORD
                    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 59941

                    #10
                    Cherone wouldn't be caught dead in Alabama. Or making idiotic posts like Doucherag, for that matter.
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                    • riggodrill44
                      Roadie
                      • Nov 2004
                      • 117

                      #11
                      Lance Armstrong has done the NY Marathon (twice), in addition to the Boston Marathon. He started his athletic career as a swimmer and was a top ranked amateur triathlete. It is rumored he may participate in triathlons again in 2010. So, he does do more than ride bicycles.

                      You (deero), on the other hand, don't appear to do much more than post like a retard on this board.

                      Enjoy yourself keeping up with all the activity on the Roth Army Forum. It appears to be a wise investment of your time.

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                      • DavidLeeNatra
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 10715

                        #12
                        try to run fast with a bottle of Jack in one hand and a blonde in the other...
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                        • sonrisa salvaje
                          Veteran
                          • Jun 2005
                          • 2098

                          #13
                          I think Dave just likes to keep busy whether dabbling in mountain climbing, shooting, running, being an emt, etc. Dave is not just going to sit at his mansion, enjoy his money and fade away. If he can't be in the studio or on tour, he has got to be doing something. I admire that about him.
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                          • BITEYOASS
                            ROTH ARMY ELITE
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 6530

                            #14
                            Well after a threesome with two strippers, some ganja and some JD. I say that Diamond Dave is a speed demon compared to those who partake in similar vices! :D

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                            • CVH Rulz
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Jun 2005
                              • 367

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
                              I don't remember this, but if it's accurate, cool beans !!!
                              It was 1987.

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