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  • Greenbuds
    Roadie
    • Mar 2004
    • 160

    NY Daily News: VH sucked

    Don't know if this has been posted:




    Strung out

    After 6-year gap, Van Halen is outta sync

    Be careful what you pray for.
    For years, Van Halen fans have been hoping the band would reunite with whichever big-name lead singer Eddie could stand to be with for more than five minutes.

    On Tuesday, a recently reconstituted version of the group, with Sammy Hagar on the mike, hit the stage at the Meadowlands. It was the first Van Halen road show with that lineup in nine years and the first with any singer in six.

    We should have been left to our memories.

    The performance revealed a group as disjointed musically as they've ever been personally. While the foursome certainly seemed to give their all, they never coalesced as a band. Hagar was in horrible voice, and the sound system pummeled much of the sound to mulch.

    While there were no dancing trolls or exploding drummers, there was something a wee bit Spinal Tappish about the whole thing.

    Certainly, the show didn't want for a dramatic back story. First, there were the complicated hiring issues, with the band having a) canned their last singer, the ghastly Gary Cherone, b) once again shunned their first vocalist, David Lee Roth, and c) hired back the yutzy Sammy.

    There were also medical issues: Eddie was playing in public for the first time since beating tongue cancer.

    Small wonder he reacted so emotionally to the crowd's rousing ovation for his trademark extended guitar cadenza.

    He cried.

    Twice.

    It should also be said that, at 49, Eddie looked great. He still has the ripped bod of his youth.

    But you knew the band was in trouble when even an uplifting song like "Jump" stumbled. It had almost no lift, and what little there was came from prerecorded synthesizers.

    For large portions of the show Eddie Van Halen seemed to be playing in his own world, concentrating more on his admirably zippy leads than on enhancing the rhythm of the band or fleshing out the melodies.

    That left bassist Michael Anthony and drummer Alex Van Halen to bash and flail, together creating a great sense of fury but little groove or momentum.

    In hard-rocking numbers, like "Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love" or "Best of Both Worlds," the punch of the pieces came through more than their swing. In their most pop-oriented songs, like "Dreams" and "Right Now," Hagar couldn't navigate the high notes that highlight their melodic sweep.

    As personally sweet as Eddie Van Halen's comeback may have been, the 10-minute solo that inspired his emotional outburst only indulged his greatest excesses. One section, which started like an sonic exploration of the heavens, ended up more like an exploration of Eddie's navel.

    As with the whole show, you wanted to cheer the return of a good band, but — as a unit — they didn't seem quite there to receive the applause.
  • DavidLeeNatra
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jan 2004
    • 10715

    #2
    oh oh...but that's exactly what the boots sound like...and BTW...does ed cry every show?
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    First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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    • Panamark
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 17161

      #3
      If I was Ed and had to listen to Spammy's screeching, I would cry every show...
      BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
      Love ya Mary Frances!

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      • DavidLeeNatra
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Jan 2004
        • 10715

        #4
        Originally posted by Panamark
        If I was Ed and had to listen to Spammy's screeching, I would cry every show...
        shit...you gave me a load of coffee through my nose...bastard... LMFAO !!!
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        First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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        • Panamark
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jan 2004
          • 17161

          #5
          Hehehhe, ah well I got you back ! Youve made me shoot beer out of my nostrils before !
          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
          Love ya Mary Frances!

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          • DavidLeeNatra
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Jan 2004
            • 10715

            #6
            so we had a very...let's say "special"...drink together :D
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            First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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            • Cathedral
              ROTH ARMY ELITE
              • Jan 2004
              • 6621

              #7
              Oh damn, imagine that, a review that says what we already knew before the first note was played.

              I get so tired of being right all the time, somebody stop me...

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              • DavidLeeNatra
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jan 2004
                • 10715

                #8
                so what about your prediction for the album sales? less than a mio. ... I says...
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                First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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                • Cathedral
                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 6621

                  #9
                  Deduct another sale cause i ain't buying it either.
                  the deal was, if they want my money, I want Roth, and they blew it like a cheap whore in an upscale trailerpark.

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                  • Golden AWe
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 34245

                    #10
                    Isn't it funny that after all these years where all the sheeps had praised Spammy for being "A much better singer" his voice starts to let him down. What does he have left then...LOL. The Capri pants.
                    Originally posted by Cato
                    Golden, why are you FAT?
                    Originally posted by lesfunk
                    Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                    http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                    • Panamark
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 17161

                      #11
                      I agree GA. Its totally ironic that Spammy's voice is not great. Gee, really ?? The dude is almost 60.. But it was *THE* main justification by the sheep for his inclusion...

                      So now what ?
                      BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                      Love ya Mary Frances!

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                      • Cathedral
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 6621

                        #12
                        May the dicks of a million gerbils ram his dooker.

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                        • Panamark
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 17161

                          #13
                          may his pubes turn into kangaroos and kick his balls up his ass !
                          BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                          Love ya Mary Frances!

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                          • Foozwah
                            Roadie
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 196

                            #14
                            I love threads like this. Nothing but the cold, hard truth about the shambles that is Van Hagar. :D :D :D

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