Wash Times: Mr. Hagar, never a showman like Mr. Roth

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  • Greenbuds
    Roadie
    • Mar 2004
    • 160

    Wash Times: Mr. Hagar, never a showman like Mr. Roth



    The reformulated Van Halen passed its first test Friday night when Eddie Van Halen emerged shirtless on stage at the MCI Center looking as healthy as a rock deity possibly could. The stamina of his self-named band, though, is another matter.
    Never mind major grievances between singer and band, it's either now or never for Van Halen to reclaim its mantle.
    Trouble is, that mantle may no longer be available for the retaking.
    The band kicked the time machine into gear with "Jump," a classic from the David Lee Roth era. Today, Mr. Hagar doesn't mind dipping back into the Van Halen catalog a time or two, as if formally declaring all hard feelings over and done with.
    That doesn't mean his version was superior to Diamond Dave's, at least in its live incarnation. More shriek than song, the number proved a fairly accurate overview of the entire concert: loud, fuzzy and never coalescing into the kind of sound four gifted musicians should produce.
    Either the band needs a few more road gigs to slip back into old form or the songs aren't holding up as proudly as they hoped.
    The hits took up the bulk of the show, from "Unchained" to "Round and Round" and "Why Can't This Be Love," each with enough hook left to keep fans roaring.
    Mr. Hagar, never a showman like Mr. Roth in his prime, makes do with boxing moves and jerky twirls. He's got beach-bum charisma to burn, however — which may explain why he kept informing the crowd he was "on the beach."
    Clad in a mustard yellow ensemble, the stocky singer looked like a WWE character ready to pounce into the crowd and bring the party to them. He pulled out every trick in his stage arsenal, from tying a brassiere to the mike stand to wearing whatever was thrown his way.
    Doesn't the Red Rocker know modern rock stars are supposed to be indifferent to their fans?
    The group did throw a surprise political punch during their haunting ballad, "Right Now." You don't have to be twentysomething to have a chip on your shoulder about the Bush administration, apparently. The song also featured another stab at today's marketplace, with a huge video monitor flashing "Right now, a 13-year-old is illegally downloading this song."
    That video screen brought a sense of intimacy to the not-quite-sold-out affair. The monitor helped cheap-seaters see the bond between Eddie Van Halen and guest guitarist Wolfgang Van Halen as father and son played together during the guitarist's lengthy showcase.
    After Alex Van Halen's ubiquitous and tedious solo set, the monitor zoomed in on his face. The smile that beamed throughout the arena let fans know the band was as happy to be back on stage as the crowd was to see them once more, flaws and all.
    Opening act Silvertide delivered a respectable pastiche of rock moves and chords until lead singer Walt Lafty began berating the crowd for remaining in their seats.
    Rock stat lesson one: let the music do the motivating for you, Mr. Lafty.
  • Panamark
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 17161

    #2
    I bet Sammy said there was 14,000 people there.
    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
    Love ya Mary Frances!

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    • Foozwah
      Roadie
      • Jan 2004
      • 196

      #3
      Heheheh. Another review of a lacklustre show. And where is the bleating of the Sammy-sucking sheep?

      ...

      Nothing there but the sound of crickets. :D

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      • Panamark
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 17161

        #4
        Van Hagar tickets are fast becoming food stamps.
        I wish I was in the US. For $16 on Ebay I could shout
        the whole family out for dinner !!
        BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
        Love ya Mary Frances!

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        • Foozwah
          Roadie
          • Jan 2004
          • 196

          #5
          Pretty soon they'll be throwing in free plane flights too, for the discounted ticket price! Hey, we could wing on over there, have a decent feed on the VH tab, then get on the plane back home again before Sammy starts his godawful screeching! :D

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          • Panamark
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 17161

            #6
            Foozwah !! You fucking bewdy !
            Carn the Blues !! (Fuck, they wiped Fevola ! we are fucked)
            BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
            Love ya Mary Frances!

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            • FORD
              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

              • Jan 2004
              • 59574

              #7
              Re: Wash Times: Mr. Hagar, never a showman like Mr. Roth

              Originally posted by Greenbuds
              http://www.washtimes.com/entertainme...2636-7573r.htm


              The group did throw a surprise political punch during their haunting ballad, "Right Now." You don't have to be twentysomething to have a chip on your shoulder about the Bush administration, apparently.
              Or apparently the Moonie Times is unaware that Sammy is a Republican Busheep like themselves?
              Eat Us And Smile

              Cenk For America 2024!!

              Justice Democrats


              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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              • Foozwah
                Roadie
                • Jan 2004
                • 196

                #8
                Originally posted by Panamark
                Foozwah !! You fucking bewdy !
                Carn the Blues !! (Fuck, they wiped Fevola ! we are fucked)
                For TWO matches?!? (I hadn't heard, just went and checked.) Faaaarrrrk...that's pretty rough.

                Blues vs Swans this week, yeah? Any conflicting emotions there, living in Sydney?

                PS Cheers, mate!

                PPS Carn the Sainters! :D
                Last edited by Foozwah; 06-29-2004, 09:04 AM.

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                • Panamark
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 17161

                  #9
                  Yeah I got a little bit of loyalty to swans, but I was raised on the Blues.
                  Jezza signed my first football. Im going for the Saints if Carlton dont
                  make it. (Which they wont now with Fevola suspended on video, it was
                  soft ? Did you see it ? Im pissed off bigtime)
                  BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                  Love ya Mary Frances!

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                  • Panamark
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 17161

                    #10
                    I hope the blues win this week, but with Fevola and Whitnall out, I dont have much hope.
                    BABY PANA 2 IS Coming !! All across the land, let the love and beer flow !
                    Love ya Mary Frances!

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                    • famac
                      Roadie
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 117

                      #11
                      Poor Sammy - every bad review is more a less another nail in the coffin. I bet Eddie isn't even looking him in the eye anymore.

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                      • JCOOK

                        #12
                        "RIGHT NOW"I DOUBT IF THERE ARE ANY THIRTEEN YEAR OLDS DOWNLOADING THAT SHIT.

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                        • Bill Lumbergh
                          ROCKSTAR

                          • Mar 2004
                          • 5472

                          #13
                          Originally posted by JCOOK
                          "RIGHT NOW"I DOUBT IF THERE ARE ANY THIRTEEN YEAR OLDS DOWNLOADING THAT SHIT.
                          Yeah, It should have said "Right Now a 400 lb. nagging bitch is downloading this song, while eating a gigantic turkey leg".

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                          • Bill Lumbergh
                            ROCKSTAR

                            • Mar 2004
                            • 5472

                            #14
                            "Right Now, there are several thousand people in this arena bored out of their minds........."

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                            • Foozwah
                              Roadie
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 196

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Panamark
                              Yeah I got a little bit of loyalty to swans, but I was raised on the Blues.
                              Jezza signed my first football. Im going for the Saints if Carlton dont
                              make it. (Which they wont now with Fevola suspended on video, it was
                              soft ? Did you see it ? Im pissed off bigtime)
                              My cousin lives up in Sydney and he's much the same, in that he barracks for Richmond, but tends to have a soft spot for the Swans.

                              Jezza signed your footy? That is pretty damn cool! He was an absolute legend, no matter what team you supported. (At least, that's the way it worked when I was a kid. I wonder if kids are like that now?)

                              I didn't see the Fevola-Brown thing. Fevola's explanation seemed plausible, but then Brown was off for almost half, but who knows if that was genuine or a tactical thing to get Fevola wiped...?

                              PS It's cool that you'd go for St Kilda if Carlton don't make it. As a Saints supporter, I'm always pleasantly suprised how quite a few people tend to feel the same way, it's almost like they're some kind of sentimental/underdog favourite if your own team isn't doing well. Almost the opposite of the near-universal hatred (down here anyway) for Collingwood, amongst supporters of any other team.

                              PPS Just realised we've gone way off-topic here, so I'd just like to say, read those show reviews in the papers and weep, Hagarite sheep! :D
                              Last edited by Foozwah; 06-29-2004, 06:59 PM.

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