Val: I love spED like a brother

[LoungeMachine]

Bertinelli loves Van Halen 'like a brother'

Friday, November 20, 2009

http://abclocal.go.com/kabc/story?section=on_the_red_carpet&id=7129815

NEW YORK -- Some couples stay together for the sake of the kids. Valerie Bertinelli says she and Eddie Van Halen split for the sake of their son.

Bertinelli tells Health magazine as their son Wolfgang got older, "this was going to be his version of how two married people in love treated one another."

She describes their marriage as "very broken" and they did not treat each other kindly.

She calls Van Halen "a really special man" and she'll always love him.

However, she says, "I don't love him like a wife could love someone. I love him like a brother."

[Coyote]

However, she says, "I don't love him like a wife could love someone. I love him like a brother."

Cue the "Is Dave Wolfgang's father?" threads... :D

[VanHalener]

So Ed was doing his sister?

I'm cuntfused.

[lesfunk]

Incest... It's all relative.

[Shaun Ponsonby]

They may explain the failed marriage.

[standin]

ya tink!

[Nitro Express]

The truth is Ed ruined his health, rotted out his mouth, and turned ugly. Valerie wanted younger, prettier cock. She would still be riding Ed if he looked like he did on the Women and Children First cover. Val's pussy would still drip wet for him but he let himself go.

[Panamark]

I bet she would jump the halen baloney now he
has had his teeth fixed and the total makeover.
The bond between two people who create another,
is one that lasts forever (Be it goood or bad)

I can understand how she left, he was lookin pretty
nasty at that point, but the new lady Janie has
managed to intervene and get him somewhat back
on track again. Isnt that what you swear to with your
marriage vowels ? Janie has shown that while Val has been the
Jenny Craig stomach bander, it was totally possible to
at least give Ed a makeover...

So I guess Val failed there ?? She probably thought he was
too far gone, shit I think we all did... But Ed is (at least on
the outside) looking less like someone you would find crashed out in
a dumpster these days, for sure for sure....
Wonder if Dave had any part of that intervention ???

[GAR]

I think everyone fails given due time, where coke and extra-marital stuff is tolerated.

[FORD]

Funny thing is Val kinda looked like she could actually BE Eddie's sister. Especially in the early 80's

[Nitro Express]

I never would have fucked my sisters but my cousin who looked like Jessica Simpson stayed with us for a summer. Man were guys constantly coming over when she moved in. I tell you, if she asked me to fuck her I would have been mighty tempted. I don't blame Jethro ramming the pole into his cousin if she looks like Daisy Duke.

[Nitro Express]

Funny thing is Val kinda looked like she could actually BE Eddie's sister. Especially in the early 80's

Hmmm. VAl looks like a girl I knew from Niagra Falls, New York. Got friendly at Syracuse, University and I remember licking her perky tits on a cold winter night.

[hideyoursheep]

"I don't love him like a wife could love someone. I love him like a brother."

TRANSLATION: "I can't stand being around the motherfucker for more than 15 minutes, but I'm gonna root through all of his shit when he dies."

[ZahZoo]

Isnt that what you swear to with your
marriage vowels ?


Wonder if Dave had any part of that intervention ???

Vowels..? You Aussies do have a funny way with your vowels...

Dave was just a spectator on the sidelines... I think it was Janie and Wolf that pulled Ed's corkscrew. Al just rented the dumpster to haul away all the stashed bottles of Loon...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

TRANSLATION: "I can't stand being around the motherfucker for more than 15 minutes, but I'm gonna root through all of his shit when he dies."

very true