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  • John Holmes

    Something about Eddie.

    A friend o'mine who works in porno as me, has contacted me late this morning through e-mail, with a nice story about Ed.

    He told me that, after the Hartford show, he met Eddie in a bar, along with his brother Al, relaxing after the concert.

    Mike came thereafter but Sam was missing. Anyway, my friend, who was pretty smashed by that hour, decided to approach Eddie when he was left alone at the table, and talk to him about music and stuff.

    Apparently Eddie was uninterested in talking about music, but was interested in something else and has invited my pal over and over again to stay close to him and the band in many occasions, since then. Here's an excerpt from the e-mail I received from my friend:

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    Hi John,

    Just wanted you to know how nice this Eddie fella is in person. Last night, he dressed up as schoolgirl and I spanked him again while he sang "Why Can't this be love". (Eddie makes me dress up in blackface when I fuck him.)

    Eddie looks pretty good in lace undies and bra, you know. And this time, when I fucked him in the ass, I didn't have to rope him like before; he really liked it. Even asked me to come in his mouth. (Thats not exactly safe sex, how is it with a cancered mouth also?)

    Eddie's ex-wife is pretty beastly, to be honest, but she got in on the action too. She explained to me that that strange smell around Eddie is not a hygene problem as I suspected but that he has been having trouble controlling his bowels lately since so many men have had him rectally against his will when he was drunk.

    One thing not very attractive about Eddie, though, his relationship with his big dog "Mack". The dogs getting kinda old and having a hard time licking his nuts, so he has trained Eddie to lick his nuts for him. Seems odd to me, but Eddie likes it so who am I to say? Your kink is just not my kink, right?
  • Bill Lumbergh
    ROCKSTAR

    • Mar 2004
    • 5472

    #2
    "This is untrue.............Ed likes to be drenched in piss and syrup, THEN and only then will he allow himself to be fucked in the ass by someone in blackface. Who knows though maybe he has matured since the divorce?!"

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    • Bill Lumbergh
      ROCKSTAR

      • Mar 2004
      • 5472

      #3
      Ed at the AVN awards accepting his "NO BALLS" award........

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      • John Holmes

        #4


        Here is he, wandering proudly in a pal's farm, joint in mouth. He'd just won a strenuous fight against hemorroids after being extensively rectally abused by a rodeo Bull.

        A picture of Mick, the bull who'd helped Eddie:

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        • scottydabodi
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • Jun 2004
          • 2541

          #5
          Oh Lord!!

          You guys got my VOTE!!! Damn....
          If you listen to fools
          The Mob Rules

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          • Bill Lumbergh
            ROCKSTAR

            • Mar 2004
            • 5472

            #6
            Re: Oh Lord!!

            Originally posted by scottydabodi
            You guys got my VOTE!!! Damn....

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            • rockvanhalen66
              Foot Soldier
              • Jun 2004
              • 631

              #7
              Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
              "This is untrue.............Ed likes to be drenched in piss and syrup, THEN and only then will he allow himself to be fucked in the ass by someone in blackface. Who knows though maybe he has matured since the divorce?!"
              why are you always talking about male ass? i figured you for a jerk off but i know now your a fudge packer also sheep boy. it is you that likes to be pissed on and dressed like a bitch in heat. now go find the corner in the round room sheep boy. then clean out your cunt bitch. you know you do not have a dick becuse your a bitch. and if you say you do spit the mother fucker out it is not yours sheep boy.......
              long live van halen

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              • Bill Lumbergh
                ROCKSTAR

                • Mar 2004
                • 5472

                #8
                Dude these must be YOUR sick fantasies or something. Go back through my posts I'm sure you'll find very few if any posts on that subject. Man it's just amazing how the sheep fixate on gay sex. You probably unzipped your pants immediately when that new promo photo of Van Hagar came out. Speaking of coming out, how did your parents react?!

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                • Terry
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 12222

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
                  Dude these must be YOUR sick fantasies or something. Go back through my posts I'm sure you'll find very few if any posts on that subject. Man it's just amazing how the sheep fixate on gay sex. You probably unzipped your pants immediately when that new promo photo of Van Hagar came out. Speaking of coming out, how did your parents react?!
                  Lumb, a note of thanks.......you're one of the few here that makes me laugh out loud.
                  Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                  • rockvanhalen66
                    Foot Soldier
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 631

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
                    Dude these must be YOUR sick fantasies or something. Go back through my posts I'm sure you'll find very few if any posts on that subject. Man it's just amazing how the sheep fixate on gay sex. You probably unzipped your pants immediately when that new promo photo of Van Hagar came out. Speaking of coming out, how did your parents react?!
                    every time you post shit you are always talking about ed and sam what they wear . and about there ass and all that other shit you fags talk about. and every one here seen the pic of you with your face on sams dick trying to get free tic for one of the shows. how did your parents react. when they seen the pic of you trying to suck dick for a free tic. now go find the corner in the round room and clean your cunt sheep. fixate on that sheep......
                    long live van halen

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                    • tjvhou812
                      Full Member Status

                      • Mar 2004
                      • 4216

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
                      Ed at the AVN awards accepting his "NO BALLS" award........
                      the reason it looked like ed had no balls biil, was becuase they where on your chin....

                      so stop runnin your mouth blower..you fuckin woman
                      Originally posted by RIKK

                      Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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                      • rustoffa
                        ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 8963

                        #12
                        Originally posted by tjvhou812
                        the reason it looked like ed had no balls biil, was becuase they where on your chin....

                        so stop runnin your mouth blower..you fuckin woman

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                        • rockvanhalen66
                          Foot Soldier
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 631

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
                          Dude these must be YOUR sick fantasies or something. Go back through my posts I'm sure you'll find very few if any posts on that subject. Man it's just amazing how the sheep fixate on gay sex. You probably unzipped your pants immediately when that new promo photo of Van Hagar came out. Speaking of coming out, how did your parents react?!
                          i told you every one knows you like the dick. more sammy dick then any other you talk about the guy so much it sounds like you want him to poke your shiter. go find the corner in the round room sheep boy.
                          long live van halen

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                          • rustoffa
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 8963

                            #14
                            Originally posted by rockvanhalen66
                            i told you every one knows you like the dick. more sammy dick then any other you talk about the guy so much it sounds like you want him to poke your shiter. go find the corner in the round room sheep boy.
                            You ever watched that home shopping channel? They sell butcher
                            knives occasionally.

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                            • rockvanhalen66
                              Foot Soldier
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 631

                              #15
                              Originally posted by rustoffa
                              You ever watched that home shopping channel? They sell butcher
                              knives occasionally.
                              why you want to buy some send your money......
                              long live van halen

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