Has Valerie caught Wolfie wanking?

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  • Golden AWe
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 34245
    #1

    Has Valerie caught Wolfie wanking?

    I know Eddie liked to discuss this matter, so why doesn't Valerie too?

    We all do it, it's natural, but getting caught by your parents is not the kewlest thing in the world.

    So, has Valerie caught Wolfie with his room "accidentally locked" or accidentally open?
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    • WARF
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 15347
      #2
      No, but I heard Wolfie caught Valerie masturbating to a David Lee Roth poster!

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        • fryingdutchman
          Full Member Status

          • Feb 2005
          • 4133
          #3
          Most definitely.

          I would surmise that she found Wolfie slathering his junk in Twinkie filling and furiously stroking away.

          'Tis nothing to be ashamed of....unless Val attempted to lick said Twinkie filling in a fit of uncontrolled diet rage...
          Originally posted by perilouspete
          fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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            • ace diamond
              Full Member Status

              • Sep 2004
              • 3863
              #4
              Originally posted by WARF
              No, but I heard Wolfie caught Valerie masturbating to a David Lee Roth poster!

              Originally posted by hideyoursheep
              When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
              "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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                • Anonymous
                  Banned
                  • May 2004
                  • 12749
                  #5
                  Well, she MAY have caught him wanking...

                  ... the question is, WHO was he wanking?

                  Cheers! :bottle:

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                    • Anonymous
                      Banned
                      • May 2004
                      • 12749
                      #6
                      Originally posted by WARF
                      No, but I heard Wolfie caught Valerie masturbating to a David Lee Roth poster!
                      Oh?

                      And to which one of us was she wanking to?

                      Cheers! :bottle:

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                        • Nickdfresh
                          SUPER MODERATOR

                          • Oct 2004
                          • 49563
                          #7
                          I think she caught him wanking on stage--at every concert...

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                            • kwame k
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 11302
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Nickdfresh
                              I think she caught him wanking on stage--at every concert...
                              Sadly, even that was piped in
                              Originally posted by vandeleur
                              E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                                • VanHalener
                                  ROCKSTAR

                                  • Nov 2006
                                  • 5451
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by kwame k
                                  Sadly, even that was piped in
                                  Bwahahahahahahaha


                                  Ed you fooking asshat!
                                  ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                                    • diamondsgirl
                                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                      • Apr 2004
                                      • 7563
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Imapus_Sylicker
                                      Oh?

                                      And to which one of us was she wanking to?

                                      Cheers! :bottle:
                                      Probably YOU!....she digs your screen name!
                                      “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                                        • Anonymous
                                          Banned
                                          • May 2004
                                          • 12749
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by diamondsgirl
                                          Probably YOU!....she digs your screen name!


                                          Well yeah, but I wouldn't lick HER...

                                          I mean, just look at what came out of it.

                                          I might catch something.

                                          Cheers! :bottle:

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