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  • BARE BONE
    Foot Soldier
    • Mar 2004
    • 695

    Dave is Van Halen Sheep

    Hagar is not a draw. Ed is.The name Van Halen when Diamond was in the band is. Fuck that Ronald Mcdonald wannabe. That clown couldn't do shit after getting kicked out.Dave did better with his solo albums when he left. Spammy got so desperate he asked Dave to do a tour.
    Everytime I think I've reached the buttom someone hands me a shovel.
  • DLR_EngineRoom
    Veteran
    • Jan 2004
    • 2304

    #2
    Originally posted by BARE BONE
    Hagar is not a draw. Ed is.The name Van Halen when Diamond was in the band is. Fuck that Ronald Mcdonald wannabe. That clown couldn't do shit after getting kicked out.Dave did better with his solo albums when he left. Spammy got so desperate he asked Dave to do a tour.
    Damn straight, muthaz!

    Paul McCartney says: Listen to what the man says....
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    • Terry
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 12133

      #3
      That's the paradox of these Red Troll lovers. They'll comment on how Roth isn't playing arenas anymore, but neither was Sammy outside of the 2002 combo headlining tour.

      Guess the difference is the sheep will go see Van Halen no matter who's in the band, but fans of the classic lineup far outnumber the sheep. That's why Sam Halen aren't playing any multiple nights at any of these arenas.
      Scramby eggs and bacon.

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      • dysfunction
        Head Fluffer
        • Jun 2004
        • 498

        #4
        Originally posted by BARE BONE
        That clown couldn't do shit after getting kicked out.Dave did better with his solo albums when he left. Spammy got so desperate he asked Dave to do a tour.
        Funny, he put out 4 studio albums since his departure, and Dave has managed just one. Are you that fucking stupid to think that the Sam and Dave tour helped Sammy more. Dave is the one who needed the attention. Although Sammy wasn't big after he left VH, he still had a few minor hits. Dave had only two or three hits after he left VH, just to make things clear.

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        • Baby's On Fire
          Veteran
          • May 2004
          • 1747

          #5
          Originally posted by dysfunction
          Funny, he put out 4 studio albums since his departure, and Dave has managed just one. Are you that fucking stupid to think that the Sam and Dave tour helped Sammy more. Dave is the one who needed the attention. Although Sammy wasn't big after he left VH, he still had a few minor hits. Dave had only two or three hits after he left VH, just to make things clear.
          Another brilliant SHEEP. Not counting CFTH, Dave had had SIX solo albums.

          Oh and by the way, Dave solo has sold about 8 million copies. WAY MORE THAN HAGAR.

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          • rustoffa
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Jan 2004
            • 8963

            #6
            You can't read.....try again.

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            • BARE BONE
              Foot Soldier
              • Mar 2004
              • 695

              #7
              dysfunction YOU SHOULD READ BEFORE YOU POST OR GET YOUR SHIT RIGHT. (IN CAPS) SO YOU CAN UNDERSTAND. COMPARE SPAMMY SOLO ALBUMS AFTER VH TO DAVE'S AFTER VAN HALEN. DAVE WINS. SPAMMY ASKED DAVE TO TOUR. DUH .GO LOOK IT UP . SPAMMY EVEN SAYS HE ASKED HIM DIPSHIT.MUCH YOU KNOW. MINOR HITS. OOOOOOOOK.YEAH SPAMMY HAD TO WRITE A SONG ABOUT ED.SPAMMY CRY BABY. DAVE NEVER DID THAT. FUCKIN STUPID SHEEP. :fucku2:
              Last edited by BARE BONE; 06-29-2004, 11:44 PM.
              Everytime I think I've reached the buttom someone hands me a shovel.

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              • poppadingo
                Full On Cocktard
                • Apr 2004
                • 41

                #8
                Originally posted by Terry

                That's why Sam Halen aren't playing any multiple nights at any of these arenas.
                Um, check the tour schedule. Multiple nights in Philadelphia and the Meadowlands so far. (at least)
                You just can't fix stupid

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                • Figs
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 2945

                  #9
                  Originally posted by poppadingo
                  Um, check the tour schedule. Multiple nights in Philadelphia and the Meadowlands so far. (at least)

                  The second night at the Meadowlands was half empty. In the largest market in the country.

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                  • BARE BONE
                    Foot Soldier
                    • Mar 2004
                    • 695

                    #10
                    I DON'T KNOW WHO'S A BIGGER DIPSHIT DYSFUNCTION OR KID VEGAS. GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT OR DON'T POST.TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THIS PICTURE. HIS VOICE IS HOW HE LOOKS. SAD. AND I KNOW YOU UNDERSTAND BECAUSE IT'S IN CAPS.
                    Everytime I think I've reached the buttom someone hands me a shovel.

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                    • Keeyth
                      Crazy Ass Mofo
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 3010

                      #11
                      Originally posted by BARE BONE
                      I DON'T KNOW WHO'S A BIGGER DIPSHIT DYSFUNCTION OR KID VEGAS. GET YOUR FACTS RIGHT OR DON'T POST.TAKE A GOOD LOOK AT THIS PICTURE. HIS VOICE IS HOW HE LOOKS. SAD. AND I KNOW YOU UNDERSTAND BECAUSE IT'S IN CAPS.
                      Damn! He IS looking pathetic.

                      Note to Eddie: You NEED Dave motherfucker! If you don't get that concept soon, you're gonna need him both as a singer AND as an EMT!
                      Stupid Drunk Dutch Motherfucker Depriving us of the last great years this band COULD have in them! You're pissing me off!

                      Thanks for letting me vent guys...
                      Knowing and believing are two very different things.

                      It is the difference between the knowledge we accrue... ...and the knowledge we apply.

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                      • guwapo_rocker

                        #12
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                        • dysfunction
                          Head Fluffer
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 498

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Keeyth
                          Stupid Drunk Dutch Motherfucker Depriving us of the last great years this band COULD have in them! You're pissing me off!
                          NEWS FLASH.......DAVE LEFT VAN HALEN.

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                          • dysfunction
                            Head Fluffer
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 498

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Baby's On Fire
                            Another brilliant SHEEP. Not counting CFTH, Dave had had SIX solo albums.

                            Oh and by the way, Dave solo has sold about 8 million copies. WAY MORE THAN HAGAR.
                            Overall Dave probably has sold more than Hagar, but I can tell it isn't way more. You make it sound like Hagar sold 100,000 records. Only problem is that Hagar earned his sales. He didn't have to rely on covers to get him 7.95 million of those 8 million sold.

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                            • BARE BONE
                              Foot Soldier
                              • Mar 2004
                              • 695

                              #15
                              Here we go with sheep bringing up covers again. You do know it was eddie idea for pretty woman.That means he liked covers too.
                              Everytime I think I've reached the buttom someone hands me a shovel.

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