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  • Samsonite
    Head Fluffer
    • May 2004
    • 221

    #16
    They're barely even covers...they change the stuff around so much..

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    • tjvhou812
      Full Member Status

      • Mar 2004
      • 4216

      #17
      cfth has to be daves gayest album ever...

      all the songs on that ep were all pussy songs.........

      and you say sam writes gay shit
      Originally posted by RIKK

      Now, tj was indeed a major cunt. Indeed, he probably still is.

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      • Baby's On Fire
        Veteran
        • May 2004
        • 1747

        #18
        Originally posted by dysfunction
        Overall Dave probably has sold more than Hagar, but I can tell it isn't way more. You make it sound like Hagar sold 100,000 records. Only problem is that Hagar earned his sales. He didn't have to rely on covers to get him 7.95 million of those 8 million sold.
        Dave sold WAY WAY MORE than Sambo. Not even close.

        And the vast majority of these were EEAS, SS and ALAE. CFTH accounts for only about 2M

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        • dysfunction
          Head Fluffer
          • Jun 2004
          • 498

          #19
          Originally posted by Baby's On Fire
          And the vast majority of these were EEAS, SS and ALAE. CFTH accounts for only about 2M
          That makes no sense at all. You say Roth has sold 8 million albums from 6 studio albums. Then you say that the vast majority of sales came from EEAS, SS, and ALAE. Then you say ONLY 2 million for CFTH. 2 million out of 8 million is 25%. That means 1/4 of all his sales came from this 4 song cover album, which probably cost $1.50 back in the mid 80's.

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          • pete
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Jan 2004
            • 3325

            #20
            Originally posted by dysfunction
            That makes no sense at all. You say Roth has sold 8 million albums from 6 studio albums. Then you say that the vast majority of sales came from EEAS, SS, and ALAE. Then you say ONLY 2 million for CFTH. 2 million out of 8 million is 25%. That means 1/4 of all his sales came from this 4 song cover album, which probably cost $1.50 back in the mid 80's.
            Uh Oh, the homo invasion.

            Ignore her!

            Every response brings her closer to orgaTHm!

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            • MERRYKISSMASS2U
              Full Member Status

              • Mar 2004
              • 4372

              #21
              Originally posted by dysfunction
              Funny, he put out 4 studio albums since his departure, and Dave has managed just one. Are you that fucking stupid to think that the Sam and Dave tour helped Sammy more. Dave is the one who needed the attention. Although Sammy wasn't big after he left VH, he still had a few minor hits. Dave had only two or three hits after he left VH, just to make things clear.
              you sir are a fucking idiot! Dave only had a few hits, and sam had 3.

              to most people with higher than a double digit IQ,
              a few=3. PS dave had more than 3 hits. i am glad i cant say the same for sammy.

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              • DavidLeeNatra
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jan 2004
                • 10715

                #22
                Originally posted by tjvhou812
                cfth has to be daves gayest album ever...

                all the songs on that ep were all pussy songs.........

                and you say sam writes gay shit
                for us...the true soldiers...all the songs on that ep were bang-pussy-to songs...you are a pussy...

                and overall sam writes shit, yes...but even gays like elton john or george micheal write much better shit so I wouldn't call it "gay shit"...
                Roth Army Icon
                First official owner of ADKOT (Deluxe Version)

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                • Keeyth
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 3010

                  #23
                  Originally posted by dysfunction
                  NEWS FLASH.......DAVE LEFT VAN HALEN.
                  Read the book motherfucking insect! Dave came back and got screwed by that Alcoholic Idiot and his two-faced brother....
                  Knowing and believing are two very different things.

                  It is the difference between the knowledge we accrue... ...and the knowledge we apply.

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                  • L.S.D.

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Keeyth
                    Read the book motherfucking insect! Dave came back and got screwed by that Alcoholic Idiot and his two-faced brother....
                    Regardless, he screwed them, he had it coming.

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                    • Roth kills Sam
                      Foot Soldier
                      • Mar 2004
                      • 691

                      #25
                      Originally posted by L.S.D.
                      Regardless, he screwed them, he had it coming.
                      Get out of here, you stupid fag homo Hagar sheep

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                      • 5150Clown
                        Head Fluffer
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 334

                        #26
                        Yeh yeh! Straight up!

                        But Spam did not call Dave for the "head to head" tour. hehehehe
                        "If Eddie & Dave would put asside their egos, Aerosmith would have to give up their tittle of the 'Greatest American Rock Band'"

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                        • Fabulous Shadow

                          #27
                          I agree, people are hitting this tour to see ED. I know that's why I'm going! I'd love it if Dave was touring with VH. Hopefully that will happen sometime. I used to think Sammy was the only answer for VH and I admit it here and now... I was wrong. VH needs Dave and Dave needs VH!

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                          • Keeyth
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • Apr 2004
                            • 3010

                            #28
                            Originally posted by L.S.D.
                            Regardless, he screwed them, he had it coming.
                            You're a Spammy Fag, obviously from using too much LSD... ...(That IS the only way to become a Spammy fan, isn't it?)

                            Therefore, your opinion doesn't count.

                            If I throw a stick, will you go away? WOOF!
                            Knowing and believing are two very different things.

                            It is the difference between the knowledge we accrue... ...and the knowledge we apply.

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                            • Keeyth
                              Crazy Ass Mofo
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 3010

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow
                              I agree, people are hitting this tour to see ED. I know that's why I'm going! I'd love it if Dave was touring with VH. Hopefully that will happen sometime. I used to think Sammy was the only answer for VH and I admit it here and now... I was wrong. VH needs Dave and Dave needs VH!
                              That's my kind of girl! :D
                              Knowing and believing are two very different things.

                              It is the difference between the knowledge we accrue... ...and the knowledge we apply.

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                              • BARE BONE
                                Foot Soldier
                                • Mar 2004
                                • 695

                                #30
                                Last edited by BARE BONE; 07-02-2004, 09:54 PM.
                                Everytime I think I've reached the buttom someone hands me a shovel.

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