VH post on facebook

[Blackflag]

Let me guess - another Ford alias?

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

its a ford windstar dumass.not a ford alias.those cars are crap.to small to live in.garys got this sucker pimped up nice.

[FORD]

Let me guess - another Ford alias?

Nope. She's GAyR's old lady.

[LEFTY is Gar's Bitch]

damn right.
garys short,balding and so full of shit sometimes.but he's mine.i'm pretty much all he can get.
so what if we live in a van.its full of love and thats what madders.

[ZahZoo]

So there is a Wolfgang Van Halen on Facebook. He is claiming to be real and has alot of believers. I am trying to call his BS. I asked him about new record. He said "My lips are sealed" He also says There is gonna be a "big surprise on the new album with a special guest". I have been drilling him alot. Get on there and see for yourself.

Isn't that a bit immoral to be drilling an 18 yr old kid 20 years younger than you?

[Anonymous]

Isn't that a bit immoral to be drilling an 18 yr old kid 20 years younger than you?

Nah, if the kid's 18, Sniper can get away with it, I think.


Cheers! :bottle:

[standin]

Do you do those "updates" every few minutes, Nick? Like, "Nickdfresh is now enjoying his tv dinner."

How fucking gay you are.

If you don't do facebook, how would you know there are people that do that?

[diamondsgirl]

I don't know, it's nice... but I'd hardly call it any sort of news. More like a beer fart in whirlwind...

It's just a one line New Year's greeting from "The Publicist"...

I just can't bring myself to show any excitement about this... don't have any interest in acting like some pathetic news starved fan who feels grateful to have the guitar god's ole-lady throw us a crumb with no cuntent... and no soundtrack...

Have a nice day...

Exactly. She didn't even TRY to make it sound like something any one of them would actually say! LOL.

But, I guess it's better than nothing.

nothing = scary

[SNIPER]

Isn't that a bit immoral to be drilling an 18 yr old kid 20 years younger than you?

As long as they are legal I can do what I want. haha. But all kidding aside this dude says he is really Wolfie and he is making VH statements about VH's future and quite frankly that kinda pisses me off. Im just trying to call his bluff.

[Douglas T.]

Made a good bit o' flow thru my FaceBook connections last year! Looks like the Van Halen page, 182,469 fans, would be a good place to pull in some new recruites for the Roth Army!
Roth On! !! !!!DT

[Blackflag]

Made a good bit o' flow thru my FaceBook connections last year!

Was it a heavy flow or a light flow?

[GAR]

[Dan]

GAR Before His Sex Change.

[Douglas T.]

Was it a heavy flow or a light flow?

Two kitchens and a Murphy bed set! Total sales from Facebook contacts in 2009 = est. $19,000! I would have to say medium flo'!

[Douglas T.]

Do you do those "updates" every few minutes, Nick? Like, "Nickdfresh is now enjoying his tv dinner."

How fucking gay you are.

I don't post updates as much for people to see but as a sort of journal that I can' look back on and see a recap of the days gone by! A look in the rear view mirror! If anyone else gets enjoyment out of a picture of me and a homeless guy I hired to do my yardwork it's all the better!