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  • Roth kills Sam
    Foot Soldier
    • Mar 2004
    • 691

    #16
    Originally posted by DR CHIP
    EEAS rocked....

    Did I mention that Vai would kick Ed's ass?
    Vai would never be able to kick Ed's ass, since Ed would toss a Heineken bottle at Vai's skull before Steve could throw the first punch. Then, Eddie & Sammy would verbally assault him with their lies that Vai would fall into a coma. Sammy and Ed would then have their way with him.

    So, now the Vai vs Ed debate is over. Ed wins... even though he cheated.

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    • smaz
      Commando
      • Mar 2004
      • 1441

      #17
      Originally posted by TMR
      Ed claims without him or his brother there is no van halen,
      Without Ed or Alex, the band would be known as the Eat Em And Smile band.
      Moving webhosts & will be making changes to the picture hosting - watch this space..

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      • Mezro
        Full Member Status

        • May 2004
        • 4154

        #18
        Originally posted by DaveIsKing
        EEAS smoked 5150 and OU812...

        It rocked harder.
        It was classier and more stylish.
        It was more a variety as well.
        EEAS smokes the entire Van Hagar catalog, spits it out, urinates on the embers and reminds the world that VH without Dave is just Starship with a fatter vocalist.

        Mezro...my favorite sammy solo song is that "you spin me right round baby right round, like a record baby" one...fuck sam
        Got me a date with a shaved Asian. I know, I know; I think it's fucked!

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        • Big Troubles
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Feb 2004
          • 8517

          #19
          Originally posted by DaveIsKing
          EEAS smoked 5150 and OU812...

          It rocked harder.
          It was classier and more stylish.
          It was more a variety as well.
          agreed. In turn though I'll Wait sucked ass big time. :D

          and 5150 isn't too shabby if you play the guitar.
          "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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          • Big Troubles
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Feb 2004
            • 8517

            #20
            Originally posted by Mezro
            EEAS smokes the entire Van Hagar catalog, spits it out, urinates on the embers and reminds the world that VH without Dave is just Starship with a fatter vocalist.

            Mezro...my favorite sammy solo song is that "you spin me right round baby right round, like a record baby" one...fuck sam
            Yeah Starship, NOT Airplane...

            you have a fav sam solo? Me too! Mines Mas Tequila and Little White Lies. :D
            "FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKIN' BITCH! WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE ANYWAYS? TALK TO ME LIKE THAT? FUCK YOU. DRAG QUEEN LOOKIN' WHORE- YOU AINT SHIT. YOUR THE FRECKLE TO THE LEFT OF MY BROWN EYE. NOW GO MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL...OH, PUT DAD ON THE PHONE"

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