This picture shows how bad sammy really is

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  • hot for david
    Head Fluffer
    • Apr 2004
    • 383
    #31
    Originally posted by col5150
    I found this picture of sammy from the tour and jesus wept that guy is big. And i dont mean big as in aerosmith big.
    he looks like a big , old n' very ugly woman
    "life can be good with the right people"- andi deris

    Woman Of Dark Desires
    http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w...9b5fac7ede.jpg

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      • DaveIsKing
        Veteran
        • Mar 2004
        • 1504
        #32
        Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
        no...he is a washed up alcoholic who pretends to be a rock star but goes on tour with a fat tequilla salesman and plays on stage with his overweight son like it's a fucking waltons concert...

        Now THAT is some funny shit. Natra you have made DaveIsKing wish he came up with that one...Damn! :D
        PROPERTY OF DaveIsKing©

        YOUR GIRLFRIEND = OWNED

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          • Cathedral
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Jan 2004
            • 6621
            #33
            Looks like it's time for LaLa to take her nappie wappie....

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              • Hecubus
                Foot Soldier
                • Jan 2004
                • 575
                #34
                Originally posted by classicdude
                Ed doesn't look like a street person in that picture. Sam, on the other hand.....dude, have another pork chop. The chicks are digging the spamster!!

                Jesus...

                can you imagine how much that chick shits?
                "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
                "No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
                "Fuck you, Fluffy."
                "No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
                "I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
                "You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
                "Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
                "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
                "N--- yeah."

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                  • MAX
                    Rotharmy Gladiator

                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 13001
                    #35
                    Originally posted by Hecubus
                    Jesus...

                    can you imagine how much that chick shits?

                    ...........And I'll destroy you Edward with my Elephant Turd!!!!


                    I will say one thing that is successful regarding this tour, the fucking buffet table is obviously bigger than the one Spam gets on his own and the 300 lb Giant Red Tomato, Spam marinated in Crisco Hagar gets to eat an endless supply of brown M&M's as a part of their tour rider.

                    In the old days it was no brown M&M's or they trash the place!!! Now, it's no Brown M&M's cos Spam considers that wasteful and needs a lot of chocolate to wash down his pisswater moonshine and a side of beef after the shows.
                    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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                      • rucalobe
                        Roadie
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 117
                        #36
                        RE: This picture shows how bad sammy really is

                        Wow, check out Spammy's belly. It's HUGE
                        Poor Ed, looks like a fucking ragdoll...what a waste!!!
                        "Dave, these motherfuckers are out of line!!!"

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                          • generalroth
                            Head Fluffer
                            • Jul 2004
                            • 209
                            #37
                            God, Sammy is such a fat retard! He makes Van Halen look disgraceful. If Van Hasbeen is going to take their dog and pony show on the road at least hire a young Dave Roth look-a- like! The guy from "The Atomic punks" would be cool.

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                              • Golden AWe
                                DIAMOND STATUS
                                • Jan 2004
                                • 34245
                                #38
                                Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
                                no...he is a washed up alcoholic who pretends to be a rock star but goes on tour with a fat tequilla salesman and plays on stage with his overweight son like it's a fucking waltons concert...

                                LMBSAO!!!


                                That picture is a killer...no wonder there's no SPAM posts in this thread
                                Originally posted by Cato
                                Golden, why are you FAT?
                                Originally posted by lesfunk
                                Much like yourself as the Jim Morrison of Nazi bunker flies
                                http://i167.photobucket.com/albums/u...TheDMCross.jpg

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                                  • MERRYKISSMASS2U
                                    Full Member Status

                                    • Mar 2004
                                    • 4372
                                    #39
                                    Originally posted by FORD
                                    Actually, it's the best picture of Eddie I've seen this tour. At least he doesn't have his hair like fucking Pebbles Flinstone
                                    man thats funny!!!!!!

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                                      • MERRYKISSMASS2U
                                        Full Member Status

                                        • Mar 2004
                                        • 4372
                                        #40
                                        look how fat and purple sammy looks in the background

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                                          • ULTRAMAN VH
                                            Commando
                                            • May 2004
                                            • 1480
                                            #41
                                            He looks like someone's Grandmother. lol lol

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                                              • MERRYKISSMASS2U
                                                Full Member Status

                                                • Mar 2004
                                                • 4372
                                                #42
                                                Cabo wabo lol

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                                                  • guwapo_rocker
                                                    #43
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                                                      • BITEYOASS
                                                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                                        • Jan 2004
                                                        • 6530
                                                        #44
                                                        Man I can't wait for this fat fuck to flop his tour

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                                                          • Full Bug
                                                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                                                            • Jan 2004
                                                            • 2921
                                                            #45
                                                            Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
                                                            no...he is a washed up alcoholic who pretends to be a rock star but goes on tour with a fat tequilla salesman and plays on stage with his overweight son like it's a fucking waltons concert...
                                                            You summed it up perfect dude, what a farce VH has become.....
                                                            Diamond Mafia Forever - 4. To restore fullbug to the prominent place in this board, after various serious attacks by hitch1969 have now damaged his reputation and now is reguarded as a "Retarded, Stoned, Canadian, Dog finger bangin' fuckup"

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