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  • Va Beach VH Fan
    ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
    • Dec 2003
    • 17913

    Who Should Play The Next Super Bowl Halftime Show?

    Who Should Play The Next Super Bowl Halftime Show? MTV Newsroom

    We've been on a pretty epic run of rock and roll greats at the Super Bowl over the past eight years. From U2 and Paul McCartney to the Rolling Stones, Prince, Tom Petty, Bruce Springsteen and now the Who, it's been a Hall of Fame stampede at halftime. If you look back at what the halftime gig consisted of in the mid-to-late 1980s (Up with People, George Burns and Mickey Rooney with a drill team, Chubby Checker, New Kids on the Block and Gloria Estefan), it definitely feels like we're in a golden period.

    And for good reason. It just makes sense that the biggest TV event of the year should come with the biggest entertainment roster. Here's the problem, though: We're running out of superstars. Having already burned through the Big Three (The Who, Stones and the Beatles' McCartney), as well as modern superstars U2, Springsteen and Prince, who could possibly fill the hole next year and provide the kind of mass market bang for the big game buck?

    We already know Led Zeppelin aren't interested in playing together and while we love the Kinks, they're don't really have the same marquee value as their British Invasion peers (and they too don't want to play live together anymore it seems). In the early rock icon category, Bob Dylan isn't likely to do it and doesn't seem right for the job (ditto Simon & Garfunkel). Eric Clapton solo or with Cream also doesn't inspire helmet-smashing excitement, nor does Elton John or his piano-playing pal Billy Joel.

    As much as I love David Bowie, he seems too cool for the gig and while Pink Floyd would provide the proper spectacle, that band, too, seems unlikely to get it together anytime soon. Fleetwood Mac still tour, and they have a beloved catalog that might work, as does Santana and AC/DC certainly have the pyrotechnic power to blow the roof off the sucker.

    With the fount of classic rockers dwindling or dry, producers could look to the past two decades and try to convince Madonna to take a swing at the ring. If Van Halen get it together and put out another album, they certainly have the stagecraft and hits to do the big show.

    Though it would be a blow to their remaining indie cred and a huge longshot, the Pixies could totally rock it while confounding most of middle America and Trent Reznor might resuscitate Nine Inch Nails one more time to scare all the children still up past their bedtimes (but probably only if he was feeling ironic).

    They could go the boring route and dial up a Miley Cyrus or Taylor Swift, perhaps paring them with Carrie Underwood and/or Kelly Clarkson. As long as we're talking shelf life, Britney Spears would bring the appropriate sexy/mass market appeal, and if he ever puts out another album, Justin Timberlake would surely kill the gig (though we kind of doubt the NFL would give a do-over in his case).

    That leads us to some hip-hop acts that might work, with exactly one name popping to mind: Run-DMC, who, as of right now, are permanently on ice. And there's probably half a dozen country acts that are popular enough to do it, but, to be honest, I can't tell a Brad Paisely from a George Strait or a Kenny Chesney from a Keith Urban, so anyone of those guys would probably do.

    It's gonna be hard to top this year's extravaganza, which is why we're asking you to help.

    Who would you like to see headline next year's Super Bowl halftime show? Vote in the poll below, and if you've got an even better idea, leave your thoughts in the comments below.
    Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

    "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

    "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth
  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576

    #2
    If Van Halen get it together







    Obviously not a student of CVH history.......

    The odds of CVH ever getting their shit together is roughly the same as detonating 1 ton of TNT in a junk yard, and having it reassemble itself as a 787 Dreamliner

    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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    • Seshmeister
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Oct 2003
      • 35755

      #3
      The thought of watching Van Halen + (miming fat kid) do You Really Got Me followed by Jump with that empty flat atmosphere-less Superbowl show sound doesn't hugely excite me....

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      • chefcraig
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Apr 2004
        • 12172

        #4
        It will be someone PG-rated, to follow the trend of the post Janet Jackson wardrobe malfunction. The list of remaining classic rockers is getting smaller, and off hand about the only ones I can think of are Mellencamp and Journey. Which will mean extra long lines at restrooms worldwide if it comes to that. What's next, country artists? The talent pool is so diluted in that area that nobody in it is what you'd call huge.









        “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
        ― Stephen Hawking

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        • PETE'S BROTHER
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2007
          • 12678

          #5
          beastie boys....
          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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          • diamondsgirl
            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
            • Apr 2004
            • 7563

            #6
            VH or AC/DC would be cool.
            “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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            • sonrisa salvaje
              Veteran
              • Jun 2005
              • 2098

              #7
              I'll tell you who would be cool - - Pink Floyd with Roger Waters, or hell, even Roger Waters by himself.

              I'm just dreaming so most likely it would be Kiss.
              RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE
              LET `EM ROLL ONE MORE TIME

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              • Va Beach VH Fan
                ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                • Dec 2003
                • 17913

                #8
                KISS already played the SB in '99....

                Floyd would put that crowd to sleep, half of them already watch the game sitting on their hands, corporate fuckers....
                Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                • Trudy Green
                  Banned
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 70

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
                  Who Should Play The Next Super Bowl Halftime Show?
                  The Jackson 4?

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                  • sonrisa salvaje
                    Veteran
                    • Jun 2005
                    • 2098

                    #10
                    I forgot about Kiss playing in 99.
                    I would say Rober Plant but i don't think he can pull it off anymore.
                    Maybe someone like a Don Henley or a Jackson Brown?
                    Going back to an earlier post, AC/DC really should do it while they still can. You hear 2 or 3 of their songs all the time at sporting events anyway.
                    RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE
                    LET `EM ROLL ONE MORE TIME

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                    • Trudy Green
                      Banned
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 70

                      #11
                      Gary Glitter normally gets you guys going at these sort of events

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                      • Trudy Green
                        Banned
                        • Feb 2010
                        • 70

                        #12
                        or maybe

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                        • Trudy Green
                          Banned
                          • Feb 2010
                          • 70

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
                          Who Should Play The Next Super Bowl Halftime Show?.
                          I bet these boys could get the crowd going.

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                          • FORD
                            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 59635

                            #14
                            Katie, fuck you and your spam.

                            As for the eMpTyV poll, Surprisingly enough, Ac/Dc is currently leading. Van Halen is second and Fleetwood Mac is third.

                            I doubt the typical MTV audience of today knows who any of the three are.
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                            • Trudy Green
                              Banned
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 70

                              #15
                              Originally posted by FORD
                              Katie, fuck you and your spam. .
                              Sorry katie passed away in a freak gardening accident, she has since regenerated into Trudy Green.

                              Originally posted by FORD
                              As for the eMpTyV poll, Surprisingly enough, Ac/Dc is currently leading. Van Halen is second and Fleetwood Mac is third.

                              I doubt the typical MTV audience of today knows who any of the three are.
                              Why should they When you were in your teens, would you get off on music from 30/40 years before your time?

                              Thought not.

                              Now get on your hands and knees and lick my feet and say sorry.

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