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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576

    Article 126 - AKA How Dave Showed The Way

    Lessons from Van Halen: What's Your Brown M&M? - Business-Driven Architect

    Lessons from Van Halen: What's Your Brown M&M?

    By Brenda Michelson on February 22, 2010 11:03 AM

    In the March issue of Fast Company, Dan and Chip Heath's column focuses on early warning indicators. In one example, they explain why David Lee Roth banned brown M&Ms from backstage. It wasn't a diva thing, but rather, an operations performance metric. The excerpt:

    "Your source of data doesn't need to be high tech. In fact, it doesn't even need to be numerical. Consider Van Halen. (We have been waiting years for a chance to write that sentence.) In its 1980s heyday, the band became notorious for a clause in its touring contract that demanded a bowl of M&Ms backstage, but with all the brown ones removed. The story is true -- confirmed by former lead singer David Lee Roth himself -- and it became the perfect, appalling symbol of rock-star-diva behavior.

    Get ready to reverse your perception. Van Halen did dozens of shows every year, and at each venue, the band would show up with nine 18-wheelers full of gear. Because of the technical complexity, the band's standard contract with venues was thick and convoluted -- Roth, in his inimitable way, said in his autobiography that it read "like a version of the Chinese Yellow Pages." A typical "article" in the contract might say, "There will be 15 amperage voltage sockets at 20-foot spaces, evenly, providing 19 amperes."

    Van Halen buried a special clause in the middle of the contract. It was called Article 126. It read, "There will be no brown M&Ms in the backstage area, upon pain of forfeiture of the show, with full compensation." So when Roth would arrive at a new venue, he'd walk backstage and glance at the M&M bowl. If he saw a brown M&M, he'd demand a line check of the entire production. "Guaranteed you're going to arrive at a technical error," he wrote. "They didn't read the contract.... Sometimes it would threaten to just destroy the whole show."

    In other words, Roth was no diva. He was an operations expert. He couldn't spend hours every night checking the amperage of each socket. He needed a way to assess quickly whether the stagehands at each venue were paying attention -- whether they had read every word of the contract and taken it seriously. In Roth's world, a brown M&M was the canary in the coal mine.

    Like Roth, none of us has the time and energy to dig into every aspect of our businesses. But, if we're smart, we won't need to. What if we could rig up a system where problems would announce themselves before they arrived? That may sound like wishful thinking, but notice that it's exactly what Roth achieved. Surely, you won't be outwitted by the guy who sang "Hot for Teacher.""

    As you explore active information strategies and event processing, make sure you do the business and information analysis to answer the Heath brothers' closing question: "Where's the brown M&M in your business?"
    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?
  • PETE'S BROTHER
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2007
    • 12678

    #2
    basicly, "what can lack of brown do for you?"
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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    • Hardrock69
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2005
      • 21897

      #3
      Article 126 was a stroke of genius. All bands should insert something in their rider for the same reasons.

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      • jero
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • Jan 2004
        • 2927

        #4
        hardrock69,
        I don't think that there are any bands with that kind of genius left......

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        • LoungeMachine
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Jul 2004
          • 32576

          #5
          Originally posted by Hardrock69
          Article 126 was a stroke of genius. All bands should insert something in their rider for the same reasons.
          You should read Iggy Pop's tour rider, it's all over the internets. Think I even posted it here once...

          Fooking Hilarious!!!

          Originally posted by Kristy
          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
          Originally posted by cadaverdog
          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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          • LoungeMachine
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jul 2004
            • 32576

            #6
            Lust For Laughs - October 4, 2006
            Originally posted by Kristy
            Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
            Originally posted by cadaverdog
            I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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            • PETE'S BROTHER
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2007
              • 12678

              #7
              Article 1 section 1: all roadies must have coke available at all times.
              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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              • sadaist
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jul 2004
                • 11625

                #8
                Originally posted by jero
                hardrock69,
                I don't think that there are any bands with that kind of genius left......

                There are so few bands left. Anyone touring now was created by a corporation (or became controlled by one). They are told where to be and when, what to play, how to dress, what to say in interviews, what magazines they will be featured in, what products to endorse, etc...
                “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                • Coyote
                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 8185

                  #9
                  Originally posted by sadaist
                  There are so few bands left. Anyone touring now was created by a corporation (or became controlled by one). They are told where to be and when, what to play, how to dress, what to say in interviews, what magazines they will be featured in, what products to endorse, etc...
                  Tell me about it...

                  A couple of weeks ago I ran into a girl band called The Freza.

                  Long story short, they reeked of a specifically designed band.
                  One clue was their "manager" asking yours truly to remove a couple of guitars left on stage, because "the girls might thrash about". (Which they didn't.)


                  Later on, the guy turned out to be
                  1) the drummers dad
                  2) the CEO of an advertising company

                  I smell something rotten...
                  Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

                  Originally posted by Seshmeister
                  It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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                  • PETE'S BROTHER
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 12678

                    #10
                    rotten frezas? ugh, the worst.
                    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                    • ZahZoo
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 9173

                      #11
                      Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                      Article 1 section 1: all roadies must have coke available at all times.
                      That was the 80's...

                      Today's version is must have Viagra, Zantec and a fully charged defibulator ready to go...
                      "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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                      • LEFTY is Gar's Bitch
                        Foot Soldier
                        • Jan 2010
                        • 562

                        #12
                        brown m's&m's are the only ones i like.they look like deer turds.
                        who got to keep the brown ones?

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                        • PETE'S BROTHER
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 12678

                          #13
                          Originally posted by LEFTY
                          brown m's&m's are the only ones i like.they look like deer turds.
                          who got to keep the brown ones?
                          they fed them to deer
                          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                          • Dan
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 12194

                            #14
                            Originally posted by LEFTY
                            brown m's&m's are the only ones i like.they look like deer turds.
                            who got to keep the brown ones?
                            You Eat Your Own Shit.
                            First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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