New VH DVD !!!

[Terry]

Too bad DVD's weren't around 30 years ago

Yeah, well, neither were you, smartarse!!

[Hardrock69]

The place really needs to be experienced to be believed. You can find all sorts of failed ventures (even budget line Gibson products) there.

Like that Jimi Hendrix starter package for 3-year-olds?

[Hardrock69]

Speaking of which, I don't think I ever had a gummy blowjob before. I hear tell they're the best.

Long long time ago in the early 80s driving the taxicab, I knew this one chick who was pretty good looking. She did not have money for cabfare on a couple of different occasions. I never asked her why she had an upper and a lower plate. All that mattered to me was that she wanted to blow me in exchange for cab fare. Wow! Pretty damned kickass! Every guy should experience it one time.

But of course, how many times are you going to run into a young, good looking chick with no teeth?

[chefcraig]

Like that Jimi Hendrix starter package for 3-year-olds?

That's in the ball park. Remember those ridiculous Mini-Flying V's Gibson introduced a couple of years ago? They were an astonishing flop. Big Lots ended up buying the whole inventory that Gibson was stuck with, and sold the lot of 'em for around 50 bucks. And this included an amp, picks, a strap, chord and an instructional DVD, just like that insipid Hendrix deal.

But of course, how many times are you going to run into a young, good looking chick with no teeth?

Been to Florida lately?

[Hardrock69]

WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THE FUCKING ASSHOLE WHO WROTE THE GODDAM ARTICLE ON THIS FUCKING THING?????

Though fans may be rushing out to brush up on Van Halen guitar riffs, they shouldn't expect a band reunion with former frontman Sammy Hagar any time soon. In a recent interview, the Chickenfoot singer said that he would love to play with his old bandmates again, but given the state of their relationship, he doesn't see it happening.

"The band broke up in 1995. The last record was in '93. Seventeen years and they haven't made any new music," Hagar told the San Gabriel Valley Tribune earlier this week. "That's crazy . . . if it changed and it was like it used to be when I was in the band, I could do a reunion and an album, but not under these circumstances."

ANOTHER GODDAM CHEEZEBURGERIZED SPAMULUS FLATULUS FAN? WHAT A FUCKING LOSER! AS IF ANYONE GIVES A GODDAM ABOUT THAT FAT CHICKEN-FACED BASTARD!!


AND WHY GIVE THAT FAT FUCK ANOTHER EXCUSE TO SHOOT HIS MOUTH OFF ABOUT SOMETHING NOBODY WANTS TO SEE ANYWAY?
DAVE IS THE SINGER FOR VAN HALEN! PERIOD! END OF GODDAM MOTHERFUCKING STORY!
THE FUCKING ASSHOLE WHO WROTE THAT GODDAM BLURB SHOULD HAVE ONE OF SPAMBO'S KLOWN SHOES CRAMMED UP HIS ASS SIDEWAYS SO FUCKING FAR THAT HE CHOKES, DIES, AND GOES TO HELL TO BE TORMENTED BY THE PEOPLE THAT SATAN HATES!

You see, Satan, this guy is to fucking stupid for you to bother with, so I figure you should let some of the scummier inhabitants of your domain do your dirty work for you. :D

[Hardrock69]

Note in the article there is an email address listed for 'comments'.

So I commented:

Hi!

Just wanted to ask a question about the person who wrote this:

New Van Halen Instructional DVDs Available Now

Is he out of his mind? NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR ANYTHING ABOUT A van hagar REUNION!

The lead vocalist for Van Halen is DAVID LEE ROTH!

So why does that fucking idiot think he should write anything at all about that cheesburger-eating fat clown Sammy Hagar?

The person who wrote that article should have written about what Van Halen is up to with THEIR LEAD SINGER, not some fat idiot who can't shut the hell up about 're-joining' van hagar.

Please pass this along to the fucking retarded sheep who wrote that article, and tell them to pull their head out of Sammy's fat ass and re-write the fucking article!

Thanks.

Have a nice day.

A Concerned Music Fan

[sadaist]

Remember those ridiculous Mini-Flying V's Gibson introduced a couple of years ago?

I'm still planning on getting one.

I already have the mini Les Paul. Great guitar? No. But definitely fun to fuck around with and when people see it sitting there they are always drawn to it first.

[ThatArtGuy]

If it's the "Lick Library" DVD's, Ed won't have anything to do with them. I've seen some of the ones they have out already and they don't even have the rhythm part of Panama down correctly.

[ZahZoo]

Please don't waste your money on buying this... it's totally unnecessary.

99.9% of all of us are learning to play just like Eddie Van Halen at this very moment... Note the posture... sitting on your ass... just like Ed... note the movement... going nowhere... just like Ed... note the tone... none... just like Ed.

Congratulations you've all graduated from the spEd Co college of lazy assed, do nothin Guitar Gods!! You may now go stripe your chair with pride...

[VanHalener]

What a douchebag. I WOULDN'T BUY ED A PICK IF HE PROMISED TO SIT DOWN AND RUN THROUGH ALL HIS BEST MATERIAL RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!

What the fuck is wrong with this guy? Oh how the mighty have fallen

Has the rock world at his fingertips if he'd just got off his ass and do SOMETHING!
WTF is next, selling his phucked up, old, ugly ass, douche boots on Ebay?

Fuck it Dave, cut bait and RUNNNNNNNNNNN from the devil!!!!!
Ed's suck will drain the life out of you. RUN DAVE, RUNNNNN!

Fuck you ED. Shove your bullshit dvds up your ass. Hey, if Van Halen is dead just say so. Need a few bucks to eat just say so. You were the King once, I'll buy you a bologna sandwich if you're hungry. I'm sure there are plenty of sheep out there willing to buy your bullshit, BUT NOT HERE PAL!

Fuck off!!!

[ELVIS]

Ed's new 'How To' DVD.

Instructions:

1) Walk to the fridge.

2) Open the fridge door.

3) Take out a beer.

4) Drink that beer.

5) Buy a beer cooler to remove the hassle of steps 1 and 2

What's the fridge for ??

[BITEYOASS]

It would be great if Dave would release his solo videos in 3D or blue-ray! :D

[Anonymous]

What's the fridge for ??

Has it been that long?

Fridge cools the beer.

Cheers! :bottle:

[78/84 guy]

Eddie isn't on them is he ??? He would lie to the camera if he was !!! Telling you to play a G chord when it's really a C !!! Not that he probably knows himself these day's. Dave call Vai and do a Eat Em' reunion dvd.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Eddie isn't on them is he ??? He would lie to the camera if he was !!! Telling you to play a G chord when it's really a C !!! Not that he probably knows himself these day's. Dave call Vai and do a Eat Em' reunion dvd.

that would be fun, but i'm not sure dave would do the boxing ring/surfboard deal again.