Edward Van Halen to Hold Press Conference

[ATOMICDIVERDOWN]

In early 2014, former guitar hero, Edward Van Halen will be holding a press conference live from 5150 Studios to announce "Frankenstein" his own brand of cheap, rot-gut wine. The conference guest list reads like a ransom note of Van Halen past, present and future (to be announced), and includes names like Dave, Wolfgang, Mikey, Gary, Charlie, Kenny, Valerie, Brian, Quincy, Alex, Sammy, Teddy T and even Pink. Nearly ten other has-beens are rumored to attend. Reports are also surfacing of a lawsuit between Mr. Van Halen and himself over the desired use of the patented striped design. Edward was quoted as saying "The homeless headgear bottle warmer whatever, was my second choice."




Eddie Van Halen to Hold Press Conference

[Dan]

Sounds Like Bullshit To Me.

[Guitar Shark]

This might possibly be the least inspired April Fool's joke ever.

[VAiN]

This might possibly be the least inspired April Fool's joke ever.

Seriously... they really dug deep there. Yawn. The best joke ever would involve the original 4, a new album and a tour with tickets for under $100 a pop.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

From Mr. Ego Van halen himself:

On May 1, 2010, I will be holding a press conference from 5150 Studios to apologize. It will be live without a net, in front of the press, the media and the cameras. Sammy, Dave, Mikey (love the hot sauce!), Gary, Charlie Sheen, Kenny Chesney, my hip surgeon and cancer specialists, Valerie, Teddy T, Brian May, Quincy Jones, Michael Nimm (love the videos!), even Alex and Wolfie (love the name!) and a hundred others – they will all get what they have deserved from me for so long.

Eddie Van Halen to Hold Apology Press Conference - in Metal News ( Metal Underground.com )

I wrote in the commentary that I don't buy it for one second. He's pulling a Tiger Woods Mea Culpa so they could all go back on tour and pimp a new album.

weak

[tojoro]

Fuck that, I already got hooked once today with the Kiss thread

[Diamondjimi]

Eddie Van Halen to Hold Apology Press Conference - in Metal News ( Metal Underground.com )

Ed's an unrepenting SOB. Haha April fools...

[Panamark]

(April Fools aside) that would be classic to see

[Anonymous]

April Fool's is getting more & more tiresome each year...

Every March 31st one is reminded that tomorrow all we'll read about or see on TV are lame jokes told by lame people who aren't the least bit funny but decide to TRY to be funny that one day of the year.

Of course, it falls flat.

And then there's the even lamer people who, year after year, fall for it. I guess some people never do learn from past mistakes.

I hate April Fool's. And always will, until I read/hear ONE, just ONE April Fool's joke that is actually funny.

I guess I'll always hate April Fool's...

Cheers! :bottle:

[Panamark]

IPL,

A fool that takes you for an idiot is
no drongo !!

[Anonymous]

Onya, mate.



Cheers! :bottle:

[DLR7884]

That would NEVER happen.

DLR7884
EVER.

[ELVIS]

Much better...

[Anonymous]

It actually is much better...

Nicely done, Big E.

Cheers! :bottle:

[ATOMICDIVERDOWN]

April Fools?

Much better...

While I found your edit of my original post, funny. I did not post it as an April Fools joke. I posted a link to where I read the article, and since that time the local classic rock stations have been buzzing about it.