In early 2014, former guitar hero, Edward Van Halen will be holding a press conference live from 5150 Studios to announce "Frankenstein" his own brand of cheap, rot-gut wine. The conference guest list reads like a ransom note of Van Halen past, present and future (to be announced), and includes names like Dave, Wolfgang, Mikey, Gary, Charlie, Kenny, Valerie, Brian, Quincy, Alex, Sammy, Teddy T and even Pink. Nearly ten other has-beens are rumored to attend. Reports are also surfacing of a lawsuit between Mr. Van Halen and himself over the desired use of the patented striped design. Edward was quoted as saying "The homeless headgear bottle warmer whatever, was my second choice."

Eddie Van Halen to Hold Press Conference

Eddie Van Halen to Hold Press Conference

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