What is the typical day for Eddie Van Halen?

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  • Vinnie Velvet
    Full Member Status

    • Feb 2004
    • 4662

    What is the typical day for Eddie Van Halen?

    Ever wonder what the fuck the guy does all day?

    Well, let's see what y'all can come up with --- start to finish.
    =V V=
    ole No.1 The finest
    EAT US AND SMILE
  • Sensible Shoes
    Full Member Status

    • Oct 2009
    • 4648

    #2
    Gets up, contemplates the state of his life, goes back to bed.

    Oh dear.

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    • Va Beach VH Fan
      ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
      • Dec 2003
      • 17913

      #3
      Jesus H. Christ, do you know how many times I've thought the same damn thing Vincenzo ??

      I mean, even right now, it's going on two years since the end of the '07-'08 tour.... But since the VH III fiasco, there have been HUGE stretches of time that VH proper wasn't doing a fookin' thing....
      Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

      "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

      "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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      • ThrillsNSpills
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Jan 2004
        • 6627

        #4
        He's working on the new album that will drop by Fall.



        Before you go screaming for a link, my sources are the Guy and Playboy.


        and the local rock station. woohoo zzzzzzz

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        • GAR
          Banned
          • Jan 2004
          • 10881

          #5
          My chick makes coffee and oatmeal then forces me to get up using threats of forcible injury, I read the news while watching the news, search for a certain vintage car or two, hop in the shower, then get pushed into a car while she tells me all the things she needs me not to break promises on the way to eat lunch, then the bank, then the post office, then the mechanic or maybe clothes shopping or something, before I'm back home to pick up the guitar for a good 4 minutes before picking up the television remote for the next 10 hours after that.

          I imagine Eds' day is about the same except shifted forward about 8 hours, minus everything I just wrote above

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          • LEFTY is Gar's Bitch
            Foot Soldier
            • Jan 2010
            • 562

            #6
            you left out rubbing my feet every morning.
            and i only broke your nose once when you woudnt wake up.silly.

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            • ZahZoo
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Jan 2004
              • 9172

              #7
              I've read that men have a unique mental ability to do abolutely nothing for long periods of time... I suspect Edweird is an off the charts, ultimate genius in this area...
              "If you want to be a monk... you gotta cook a lot of rice...”

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              • 78/84 guy
                Crazy Ass Mofo
                • Apr 2005
                • 2724

                #8
                He spends it looking for the rusty can with the 12 albums in it he said he has !!! Must be buried behind 5150 studios.

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                • KTC5150
                  Full On Cocktard
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 23

                  #9
                  Don't forget the LLLLOOONNNGGG hours spent in the bathroom/studio...
                  Attached Files
                  Heard a vicious rumour from your mama's tongue...
                  You're a desperate woman, need a man with a gun...
                  High crime zone in the city lights...

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                  • LoungeMachine
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jul 2004
                    • 32576

                    #10
                    He posts all day long right here at the RA.

                    No, I wont tell you which poster he is.

                    Originally posted by Kristy
                    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                    Originally posted by cadaverdog
                    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                    • Blackflag
                      Banned
                      • Apr 2006
                      • 3406

                      #11
                      And it's the member you all shit on. Think about it.

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                      • jhale667
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 20929

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Blackflag
                        And it's the member you all shit on. Think about it.

                        I've met Eddie Van Halen. YOU SIR, are NO Eddie Van Halen. :D








                        Nor is the other douchebag you hang with.
                        Originally posted by conmee
                        If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                        That is all.

                        Icon.
                        Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                        I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                        Originally posted by Isaac R.
                        Then it's really true??

                        The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                        OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                        Originally posted by eddie78
                        I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                        • LoungeMachine
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jul 2004
                          • 32576

                          #13
                          Yes, EVH is actually Steve Savicki.

                          Think about it.

                          Have YOU EVER seen the two in the same room together??? hmm????

                          Originally posted by Kristy
                          Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                          Originally posted by cadaverdog
                          I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                          • jhale667
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 20929

                            #14
                            Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                            Yes, EVH is actually Steve Savicki.

                            Think about it.

                            Have YOU EVER seen the two in the same room together??? hmm????

                            Yeah, but you're talkin' two polar opposite ends of the "mental illness" spectrum there, bro...
                            Originally posted by conmee
                            If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                            That is all.

                            Icon.
                            Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                            I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                            Originally posted by Isaac R.
                            Then it's really true??

                            The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                            OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                            Originally posted by eddie78
                            I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                            • Blackflag
                              Banned
                              • Apr 2006
                              • 3406

                              #15
                              Originally posted by jhale667
                              I've met Eddie Van Halen. YOU SIR, are NO Eddie Van Halen. :D
                              :sigh of relief:

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