What is the typical day for Eddie Van Halen?

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  • LoungeMachine
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 32576
    #16
    A Day in The Life of spedCO?

    Google Image search = STRIPES

    Looking for people to sue.

    Originally posted by Kristy
    Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
    Originally posted by cadaverdog
    I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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      • KTC5150
        Full On Cocktard
        • Feb 2010
        • 23
        #17
        Does that mean I would get sued twice for the "brown" stripes in my underwear? I guess Ed has it in his blood...
        Attached Files
        Heard a vicious rumour from your mama's tongue...
        You're a desperate woman, need a man with a gun...
        High crime zone in the city lights...

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          • fryingdutchman
            Full Member Status

            • Feb 2005
            • 4133
            #18
            Originally posted by ZahZoo
            I've read that men have a unique mental ability to do abolutely nothing for long periods of time... I suspect Edweird is an off the charts, ultimate genius in this area...
            Perhaps even rising to the level of a savant.

            He's a "dormant savant."

            Edward Van Halen is the "Rain Man" of do nothingness....
            Originally posted by perilouspete
            fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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              • simarillion
                Full On Cocktard
                • May 2010
                • 47
                #19
                crack pipe 1st thing, dream up millions of revolutionary riffs, too fucked to put it down on tape, maybe tomorrow, frozen to the armchair with a bottle of vino

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                  • fryingdutchman
                    Full Member Status

                    • Feb 2005
                    • 4133
                    #20
                    Originally posted by LoungeMachine
                    A Day in The Life of spedCO?

                    Google Image search = STRIPES

                    Looking for people to sue.

                    Well...it looks like he'll be going after his ol' buddies Sammy and Mikey...and the rest of the boys in Chickenfoot.

                    Check out the banner hanging on the stage at the most recent "Cabo Wabo Birthday Bash" a few days ago (pic from VH News Desk)



                    SUE 'EM EDDIE!!!! SUE 'EM BACK TO THE FUCKING STONE AGE!!!
                    Originally posted by perilouspete
                    fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                      • VanHalener
                        ROCKSTAR

                        • Nov 2006
                        • 5451
                        #21
                        That's just plain ole' fucking crybaby jealous fags lashing out with that banner. It makes them look pretty fucking stupid to have that there. Jealous little bitches! God they look stupid! Someone should have yanked MIA out of the building and tossed in some nerve gas.

                        Clearly Spammy Boylover Hagar suffers dearly from his suck.



                        On to Eddie Van Halen and his day...

                        That mutherphucker wakes up, rolls out of bed, sits down at his desk and reviews his "I hate you" list.

                        Guess what?

                        We are all on it!
                        Last edited by VanHalener; 05-06-2010, 09:17 AM.
                        ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                          • fryingdutchman
                            Full Member Status

                            • Feb 2005
                            • 4133
                            #22
                            Originally posted by VanHalener
                            That's just plain ole' fucking crybaby jealous fags lashing out with that banner. It makes them look pretty fucking stupid to have that there. Jealous little bitches! God they look stupid! Someone should have yanked MIA out of the building and tossed in some nerve gas.
                            I'm actually stunned and shocked that they have that banner up for a few reasons.

                            1. Considering the amount of shit they've talked about Ed in the last two years, one would think that they would not associate with his name or image in any way shape or form.

                            2. Considering how lawsuit-happy Ed has been, they're really taking a gamble.

                            3. I would think that Satriani would be pissed that some other guitar wizard's colors are flying on his stage.

                            Very odd indeed....
                            Originally posted by perilouspete
                            fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                              • Vinnie Velvet
                                Full Member Status

                                • Feb 2004
                                • 4662
                                #23
                                Originally posted by fryingdutchman
                                Well...it looks like he'll be going after his ol' buddies Sammy and Mikey...and the rest of the boys in Chickenfoot.

                                Check out the banner hanging on the stage at the most recent "Cabo Wabo Birthday Bash" a few days ago (pic from VH News Desk)



                                SUE 'EM EDDIE!!!! SUE 'EM BACK TO THE FUCKING STONE AGE!!!
                                Someone SEND THIS PIC TO EDDIE!! STAT!!
                                =V V=
                                ole No.1 The finest
                                EAT US AND SMILE

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                                  • Steve Savicki
                                    • Jan 2004
                                    • 3937
                                    #24
                                    drink
                                    sigpic

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                                      • Diamondjimi
                                        DIAMOND STATUS
                                        • May 2004
                                        • 12086
                                        #25
                                        Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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