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  • Unchainme
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Apr 2005
    • 7746

    ba-ha-ha! sammy hagar joke on american dad

    Episode was about the alien getting roasted, and the wife of the main character sam smith, said something along the lines of "You're the most disgusting overweight piece of shit (bleeped out) that I know, and I KNOW SAMMY HAGAR!"

    I think even seth macfarlane knows..it's Dave or the Grave!
    Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team
  • ace diamond
    Full Member Status

    • Sep 2004
    • 3863

    #2

    Originally posted by hideyoursheep
    When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
    "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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    • WARF
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Jan 2004
      • 15347

      #3
      Classic unchainme! Thanks for sharing!! haha

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      • Catfish
        Sniper
        • Jan 2004
        • 898

        #4
        That's funny, but I don't like that bastard's name muttered in mainstream media, even despite the rip.

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        • Jagermeister
          Full Member Status

          • Apr 2010
          • 4510

          #5
          Originally posted by Catfish
          That's funny, but I don't like that bastard's name muttered in mainstream media, even despite the rip.

          You going to this?

          SAMMY HAGAR To Open 11 AEROSMITH Shows


          Following seven triumphant South American "Cocked, Locked, Ready To Rock Tour" dates (the final one playing this evening in Costa Rica, the largest concert in that country's history) and eleven upcoming European dates, Boston hard rock legends AEROSMITH will be more than warmed up and ready to arrive in the U.S. in what will surely be THE concert event of the summer. Live Nation, the national tour promoter for AEROSMITH confirmed that The Bad Boys of Boston are hitting the road for an 18-city US tour this summer with the "Cocked, Locked, Ready To Rock Tour" that begins on July 23 in Oakland, California. Tickets go on sale in select markets beginning Friday, June 4 at LiveNation.com.

          The recently announced hometown Fenway Park date scheduled for August 14 sold out in a record-breaking 23 minutes. AEROSMITH will be joined at the Fenway show by THE J. GEILS BAND.

          Steven Tyler said, “I thought it was time to get my MOJO back, by rockin South America and Europe with a little HOME RUN at Boston's Fenway Park thrown in and then off to the rest of America to do what we do best! We're gonna rock you into the middle of next week!"

          "This is a perfect time for us to tour North America as we are just completing a very successful tour of South America. We are looking forward to our European tour next month and then bringing our show back to our home soil. We are running on all cylinders and are 'cocked locked and ready to rock!" commented Joe Perry.

          "We're having a blast tearing up South America. I can't stop thinking about how great it's going to feel bringing it home this summer," said Tom Hamilton.

          "The band's tighter than ever, America we're coming to rock your world," said Joey Kramer.

          SAMMY HAGAR AND THE WABOS will open eleven of the sixteen announced shows. Support in other markets will be announced shortly.

          Confirmed dates are as follows:

          Jul. 23 - Oakland, CA - Oracle Arena
          Jul. 26 - Paso Robles, CA - California Mid-State Fair
          Jul. 29 - Irvine, CA - Verizon Wireless Amphitheater
          Jul. 31 - Las Vegas, NV - MGM Grand Garden Arena
          Aug. 03 - Dallas, TX - Superpages.com Amphitheatre
          Aug. 05 - Woodlands, TX - Cynthia Woods Mitchell Pavilion
          Aug. 07 - Tampa, FL - Ford Amphitheatre
          Aug. 09 - Fort Lauderdale, FL - BankAtlantic Center
          Aug. 12 - Wantagh, NY - Nikon at Jones Beach Theater
          Aug. 14 - Boston, MA - Fenway Park
          Aug. 17 - Toronto, ONT - Air Canada Centre
          Aug. 19 - Omaha, NE - Qwest Center
          Aug. 22 - Tinley Park, IL - First Midwest Bank Amphitheater
          Aug. 24 - Holmdel, NJ - PNJ Bank Arts Center
          Aug. 26 - Syracuse, NY - New York State Fair
          Aug. 28 - Atlantic City, NJ - Boardwalk Hall
          Aug. 31 - Detroit, MI - The Palace at Auburn Hills
          Sep. 02 - Cincinnati, OH - Riverbend Music Center
          Sep. 04 - Uncasville, CT - Mohegan Sun Arena

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          • Catfish
            Sniper
            • Jan 2004
            • 898

            #6
            Hagar's an opening act!

            LOL!

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            • Va Beach VH Fan
              ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
              • Dec 2003
              • 17913

              #7
              Could've sworn that Bette said "I don't open for anybody"....
              Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

              "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

              "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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              • ThrillsNSpills
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Jan 2004
                • 6627

                #8
                He opened for Bon Jovi.

                says it all really

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                • chefcraig
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 12172

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
                  Could've sworn that Bette said "I don't open for anybody"....
                  It is widely believed that this is why he lost his job as a WalMart greeter.









                  “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                  ― Stephen Hawking

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                  • diamondsgirl
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 7563

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Unchainme
                    "You're the most disgusting overweight piece of shit (bleeped out) that I know, and I KNOW SAMMY HAGAR!"
                    Even more disgusting than Hagar? Probably the worst insult you can give.
                    “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                    • diamondsgirl
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 7563

                      #11
                      Keep Hagar outta Fenway!
                      “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                      • Diamondjimi
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • May 2004
                        • 12086

                        #12
                        Think Aerosmith will put a gag order on Tubby's Tequila whoring?
                        Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                        • kwame k
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 11302

                          #13
                          Originally posted by chefcraig
                          It is widely believed that this is why he lost his job as a WalMart greeter.
                          Originally posted by vandeleur
                          E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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                          • Catfish
                            Sniper
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 898

                            #14
                            Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
                            He opened for Bon Jovi.

                            says it all really
                            Are you kidding me?

                            This is, like, the best thread ever.

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                            • Diamondjimi
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • May 2004
                              • 12086

                              #15
                              "Hey Sammy, move yer ass. Steven needs fresh towels, chop chop.
                              And what did I tell you? No eye contact with the band!!!!"
                              Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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