kidvegas needs a nanny.

[BARE BONE]

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[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by Rebel
Sixteen Ways To Avoid A Good Southern Ass Whuppin ...

1) Don't order filet mignon or pasta primavera at Waffle House. It's just a diner. They serve breakfast 24 hours a day. Let them cook something they know. If you confuse them, they'll kick your ass

2) Don't laugh at our Southern names (Merleen, Luther, Tammy Lynn, Inez, Billy Joe, Sissy, Clovis, etc.) or we will just HAVE to kick your ass

3) Don't order a bottle of pop or a can of soda down here. Down here it's called Coke. Nobody gives a flying rat's ass whether it's Pepsi, RC, Dr. Pepper, 7-Up or whatever... it's still a Coke. Accept it. Doing otherwise can lead to an ass kicking.

4) We know our heritage. Most of us are more literate than you (e.g. Welty, Williams, Faulkner). We are also better educated and generally a lot nicer. Don't refer to us as a bunch of hillbillies or we'll kick your ass.

5) We have plenty of business sense (e.g., Fred Smith of Fed Ex, Sam Walton, Turner Broadcasting, MCI WorldCom, MTV, Netscape). Naturally, we do, sometimes, have small lapses in judgment (e.g. John Edwards, Al Gore, Bill Clinton, David Duke). We don't care if you think we are dumb. We are not dumb enough to let someone move to our state in order to run for the Senate. If someone tried to do that, we would kick his/her ass.

6) Don't laugh at our Civil War monuments. If Lee had listened to Longstreet and flanked Meade at Gettysburg instead of sending Pickett up the middle, you'd be paying taxes to Richmond instead of Washington. If you visit Stone Mountain and complain about the carving, we'll kick your ass.

7) We are fully aware of how high the humidity is, so shut the hell up. Just spend your money and get the hell out of here, or we'll kick your ass.

8) Don't order wheat toast at Cracker Barrel. Everyone will instantly know that you're a Yankee. Eat your biscuits like God intended with gravy. And don't put sugar on your grits, or we'll kick your ass.

9) Don't fake a Southern accent. This will incite a riot, and you will get your ass kicked.

10) Don't talk about how much better things are at home because we know better. Many of us have visited Northern hellholes like Detroit Chicago, and DC, and we have the scars to prove it. If you don't like it here, Delta is ready when you are. Move your ass on home before it gets kicked.

11) Yes, we know how to speak proper English. We talk this way because we don't want to sound like you. We don't care if you don't understand what we are saying. All other Southerners understand what we are saying, and that's all that matters. Now, go away and leave us alone, or we'll kick your ass.

12) Don't complain that the South is dirty and polluted. None of OUR lakes or rivers have caught fire recently. If you whine about OUR scenic beauty, we'll kick your ass all the way back to Boston Harbor.

13) Don't ridicule our Southern manners. We say sir and ma'am. We hold doors open for others. We offer our seats to old folks because such things are expected of civilized people. Behave yourselves around our sweet little gray-haired grandmothers or they'll kick some manners into your ass just like they did ours.

14) So you think we're quaint, or losers, because most of us live in the countryside? That's because we have enough sense to not live in filthy, smelly, crime infested cesspools like New York, Baltimore or Boston.
Make fun of our fresh air, and we'll kick your ass.

15) DO NOT DARE to come down here and tell us how to cook barbecue. This will get your ass shot (right after it is kicked). You're lucky we let you come down here at all. Criticize our barbecue, and you will go home in a pine box... minus your ass.

16) Don't fuck with Max. A 6'2" 260lb redneck will kick your ass KV.

Don't forget we also stop for funeral processions...unlike rude ass Yankees.

[MAX]

Originally posted by rustoffa
Sometimes a mother has other things to be concerned with....
Goddamn kidvegas your mama can't button her britches!

Nice Stoffa!!! Maybe Kiddy Lauderdale is still hiding in her pants and she's asking him to climb out?

[kidvegas]

Rebel,fuck you first off,Red necks like you make retards look smart!!Hey I know you.......thought you're the "BIKER DUDE" from the Village People,I knew it!!What's the matter MAXIEPAD needs help with his battles!!!SNIFF SNIFF.......but he was an EMT,and we all know how much this weak ass army loves EMT'S!!Cathedral your boyfriend Mike is looking for you,something about you getting a blood test,from some EVENT you fags had on your futon at home!!Dam you guys are lame!!!Weakass,punkass nobody's with no lives,no jobs,no women,only men....lots of men!!Isn't there anybody anywhere on this site who can match my wit?You guys are so weak!!!



KID VEGAS...............GOD BLESS!!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by kidvegas
KID VEGAS...............GOD BLESS!!

Sup man? You see that picture of your mother up there? It's
weird how good google is.

1. Go to google
2. Click images
3. Type in "kidvegas fat mother"
4. *BAM*

[MAX]

Originally posted by kidvegas
What's the matter MAXIEPAD needs help with his battles!!!SNIFF SNIFF.......

No you fucking empty enema bag. It's all to well known that I've wiped the floor with you over and over again. Fuckoff brainless, I'm not in the mood to talk about the rising price of crack both coming from your Ma's rotten crotch or how much your toothless ass sold in the back alley behind the dump where you dwell in the projects of Fort Lauderdale!!!

Shouldn't you be getting voluntarily gang-banged about now to help pay for your Ma's latest abortion? However, I must admit that is a pretty nice gesture even for you? Hell, because you don't even know if the baby is yours?

[Rebel]

Originally posted by kidvegas
KID VEGAS...............GOD BLESS!!

Glad your back, I thought after last night you might go home crying. For the first time, your right about something, I can't match your wit. It's on a whole other level.

[TLR]

Originally posted by BARE BONE
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HYSTERICAL...ABSOLUTELY HU-MORE-US lmao

[TLR]

kidsmegma
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[Golden AWe]

LMBSAO!!!

But whothefuckis kidvegas?



Btw, DaveIsKing...what a great avatar, what a great movie. You deserve 5 stars already by that...but you talk wise too.

I still have that "This conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye." as the -wav when I empty the trash can on my desktop...

[DaveIsKing]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
LMBSAO!!!

But whothefuckis kidvegas?



Btw, DaveIsKing...what a great avatar, what a great movie. You deserve 5 stars already by that...but you talk wise too.

I still have that "This conversation can serve no purpose anymore. Goodbye." as the -wav when I empty the trash can on my desktop...

"There Is No Question About It"

[RogueHorseman]

Originally posted by Rebel
13) Don't ridicule our Southern manners. We say sir and ma'am. We hold doors open for others. We offer our seats to old folks because such things are expected of civilized people. Behave yourselves around our sweet little gray-haired grandmothers or they'll kick some manners into your ass just like they did ours.[/B]

Granny's gonna take her switch to kid lauderdale's ass soon enough...

Gather 'round, y'all, this is going to be fun to watch.