the funniest thing is

[Samsonite]

Originally posted by scorpioboy33
dave and sam toured together..so they obviously can get over the stupidness

Actually didn't Sam hate Dave that whole tour?

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
crustoffa your the sheep..
now take your 2 inch killer out of your cat..

and try to find some real poundcake...

you fuckin woman.. here,s a signature
MY BALLS ARE ON YOUR CHIN

There's a button called "Caps Lock" ain't there? At least make
it a capital "C".....you know,the letter that comes after "B"?
Both apply conveniently if you adjust your mothers bifocals.
No mama jokes broham, just Bitches and Cunts.....selective
breeding wasn't a part of the family tree eh? You ain't got
got no balls motherfucker, nullo conswaylo?

[tjvhou812]

Originally posted by rustoffa
There's a button called "Caps Lock" ain't there? At least make
it a capital "C".....you know,the letter that comes after "B"?
Both apply conveniently if you adjust your mothers bifocals.
No mama jokes broham, just Bitches and Cunts.....selective
breeding wasn't a part of the family tree eh? You ain't got
got no balls motherfucker, nullo conswaylo?

hows this Cuntoffa

[FORD]

Originally posted by Samsonite
Actually didn't Sam hate Dave that whole tour?

Samuel Roy Hagar is insanely jealous of David Lee Roth. He always has been. And on the 2002 tour, for all his gian inflated tequila bottles, mixing Waboritas on stage with cheerleaders in bikinis and all that shit, Dave still stole the show each and every night by simply delivering the music. And his Cheddarness simply can't compete on that level.

[MAX]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
you know it

That's funny cos I haven't even heard that fucking "song" on the radio in well over a decade!!!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by tjvhou812
hows this Cuntoffa

LMAO! Pretty good.

[rustoffa]

Goddamn you queer motherfucker......I'm still laughing......

[speedtruckermf]

Originally posted by tjvhou812

you could be jammin out to poundcake, listening to great fuckin music.
but you cant get over it, its not ed or alex its fans like you.

No, if they got over it we'd all be listening to great music and there wouldn't be a "poundcake"

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by tjvhou812

vh moved on, you didnt.

Yeah, they moved on down a couple notches in popularity and quality. I'm glad i didn't follow them.

Retirement is calling and Spam will be the pilot when this vehicle slams into the ground.

But you can rest assured that Dave's legacy will remain intact.
Even Dave can't save them and i hope like hell he never tries.

[Panamark]

CAT, you have become a pillar of true wisdom.. I think we should start a religion, the Catologists ?? CATholics, oh hang on, we cant do that one..

Van Halen did the impossible, they moved forward, and yet somehow managed to go backwards... The formula for time travel might exist in there somewhere !!

Move forward to 2004. Check them out.. Do we really want Dave in this ? I agree with CAT, I hope Dave doesnt try to rescue this. When Ed cant even remember Unchained properly, thats some bad shit right there.. I hope this Food Voucher tour at least will give EVH enough practice to *MAYBE* get halfway to the level of skill required to play alongside Dave again.. Im always hopeful...

[Cathedral]

Well, thanks for the props, bro...But the proof is in the pudding.
Dave proved the brothers wrong by giving the fans what they wanted by putting his voice behind a competent band on his last tours doing the classic sets for the fans.
Some call it "Living in the past"...But '96 and the two tracks he laid down proved he is capable of moving into the future with those guys.

What they are doing now "LIVE" is pathetic, and even the Hagar tracks are full of missed notes and lack of melody.
Edward is the one who can't pull it off, that lie is now exposed by his performance on the classic tunes.

I have read here that the boots cannot be relied upon to represent what is actually happening at these shows and that is just sooooo fucking wrong and sheepish it is rediculous.
A missed note is a missed note, and no excuse will explain away how fucked up Ed's performance is at this point in time.
I know he didn't forget how to play that axe, i know he has the ability deep inside his soul to peak again, but he isn't feeling it, he isn't hungry, and it shows.
VH evolved? Into fucking what i ask?
He's doing a tour that he swore he wouldn't do, but with the wrong frontman and the tickets aren't worth the show people are getting, that's a fact.

His playing now, even with Roth, would not cut the mustard with me and anyone with any integrity at all would feel the same way.

The ship is sinking and it's sinking fast. deny it if you like, but as i said above, the proof is in the pudding and it tastes like mediocre shit on white bread.

I pray that Dave's phone is busy when Edward finally gets around to making that call, i really do.

[Foozwah]

The funniest thing is...trying to figure out what's more pathetic; the half sold-out shows, the fact that EVH can't even play his own shit, or the sad little nonentities who keep bleating in support of it all, against ALL the available evidence.

You idiots are getting fleeced AND reamed, and yet you still rise up and defend the people doing it to you. :D