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  • guwapo_rocker

    Another Baaaaaaaaad Review

    Ahhhhh is widdle Spam unhappy AGAIN! It's
    starting, the end is near my friends!!!

    Posted on Sat, Jul. 03, 2004





    Van Halen looks bit rusty

    Band does play songs of Roth era, but Hagar doesn't seem happy


    ``Are we having fun yet?!''

    That was the question Sammy Hagar, once again the lead singer of Van Halen, asked the large and loud crowd Friday night at Gund Arena.

    The answer seemed to be yes as fans -- a mix of mullets, yuppies, longtime fans and a few youngsters -- welcomed Van Halen back to active duty.

    Appropriately, the show began with a classic squeal from Eddie Van Halen's guitar, followed by a huge drum roll from brother Alex and another squeal from the Hagar voice box. The band has been inactive since the failure of the Gary Cherone experiment in 1998, Eddie's bout with tongue cancer (which apparently didn't scare him enough to quit smoking), and Eddie's divorce from actress Valerie Bertinelli. Hagar, meanwhile, returned to his solo career and embarked on an ill-fated tour with original VH singer David Lee Roth.

    Since the re-formation and tour announcement, VH members have talked about the happy vibes, and Hagar promised that his long-standing aversion to playing material from the Roth era was over. That claim appeared true, as the band opened its two-hour set with a version of Jump that was marred by the terrible mix that made the drums and guitar sound as if the amps were in a high school bathroom stall. By the third song, Human Being, from the Twister soundtrack, the sound was better, just in time for one of the band's new songs, Up For Breakfast, an unexciting midtempo grinder.

    Hagar soldiered through an otherwise blazing Unchained, but bassist Michael Anthony sang Van Halen II's Somebody Get Me A Doctor, and Hagar didn't appear to particularly enjoy singing Ain't Talkin' Bout Love or Panama, repeatedly shoving the mic into Anthony's face, forcing him to sing the verses of the latter.

    Eddie Van Halen, who has been relatively incognito since the turn of the century, pulled out all the usual tricks. His 15-minute solo spot consisted of bursts of guitar acrobatics that included bits from his guitar manifesto Eruption as well as Cathedral, the intro to Mean Streets.

    The band members, all older than 50 except for Eddie (49), play with energy and drive, but seemed a bit rusty, occasionally missing cues and flubbing some of the trickier parts of songs such as the sing-along Why Can't This Be Love and Poundcake.


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  • moose
    Veteran
    • Mar 2004
    • 1988

    #2
    good one

    Let's just see how bad the review is going to be for tonights crap fest at the ACC.

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    • guwapo_rocker

      #3
      And from another writer:

      "During a recent performance in Philadelphia, the band proved it wasn't on the same level it was during the last run of Van Hagar. Sure, it predictably delivered the hits, but there was a certain spark that was missing. Hagar has the pipes but lacks the charisma of Diamond Dave, who was last seen playing high-stakes poker in a Sopranos episode."

      "The Philly audience was filled with fans sporting mullets and overgrown mustaches. The fashion-challenged audience totally gave it up for Eddie Van Halen and lost it during every guitar solo."

      "After the retrospective, the next Van Halen offering will probably be in the form of a DVD or live album since the band is taping its concerts."



      Well, we sure as hell know they can't write new stuff, but a live

      DVD of this abortion? I think they will can that idea after they

      view the vids.

      Did I just hear Dave laughing??

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      • moose
        Veteran
        • Mar 2004
        • 1988

        #4
        Uh yeah sold out my ass

        Hey g just over at ticketmaster.ca, on my first search found 4 primo tickets to to-nites crapfest. Sec 109 All Tickets available. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH what a fuckin joke this band is can't even sell out in the BIG SMOKE, guess we just don't want em' anymore.:D

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        • moose
          Veteran
          • Mar 2004
          • 1988

          #5
          "The Philly audience was filled with fans sporting mullets and overgrown mustaches. The fashion-challenged audience totally gave it up for Eddie Van Halen and lost it during every guitar solo."

          LMMFAO!

          Did I just hear Dave laughing?? [/B][/QUOTE]

          OH yes you did all the way to the BANK!

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          • Lou

            #6
            Re: Another Baaaaaaaaad Review

            Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
            Hagar soldiered through an otherwise blazing Unchained, but bassist Michael Anthony sang Van Halen II's Somebody Get Me A Doctor, and Hagar didn't appear to particularly enjoy singing Ain't Talkin' Bout Love or Panama, repeatedly shoving the mic into Anthony's face, forcing him to sing the verses of the latter.
            Yeah no kidding. Fuck this band. What is WRONG with people that they'd want to go see this?

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            • DR CHIP
              Foot Soldier
              • Jan 2004
              • 618

              #7
              The end is near....

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              • guwapo_rocker

                #8
                Originally posted by DR CHIP
                The end is near....
                Yep, the fat lady is screeching!!

                On sorry, that's Spammy!!:D

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                • RogueHorseman
                  Commando
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 1298

                  #9
                  I just KNEW from the start this tour was doomed.

                  ALL signs pointed to failure.

                  Its all but over, 'cept for the cryin.
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                  • AJW
                    Head Fluffer
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 372

                    #10
                    What does everyone foresee? Is this the end of VH (well actually the end was in 1986)? I don't think so. I also don't think Dave will be welcomed back either. It's too late for that IMHO as much as I would want them to welcome him back. Your thoughts. Be serious when you answer.:D

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                    • Samsonite
                      Head Fluffer
                      • May 2004
                      • 221

                      #11
                      Originally posted by moose
                      Hey g just over at ticketmaster.ca, on my first search found 4 primo tickets to to-nites crapfest. Sec 109 All Tickets available. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH what a fuckin joke this band is can't even sell out in the BIG SMOKE, guess we just don't want em' anymore.:D
                      The way ticketmaster sells them is all messed up. I bought for the Gund Arena they were selling upper level seats one day and then I went back another day and they were selling floor seats. The Cleveland show was close to a sellout. It was a great show. Hagar didn't throw the mic in Anthony's face. Anthony and Ed sang part of Ain't Talkin bout Love though. But it was the best show I've ever seen. Way better then Dave last year....I think he played for right around 300 people.

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                      • POJO_Risin
                        Roth Army Caesar
                        • Mar 2003
                        • 40648

                        #12
                        This is utterly ridiculous...talked to one of my good friends who went to the show last night...a Dave fan...said the place wasn't close to a sell out...

                        Sammy fans will say the place was close to a sell out...

                        half empty...half full...

                        probably somewhere in the middle...

                        point is...Van Halen is done...finished...kaput...as a major force in rock with dave...poprock with Sammy...

                        nobody gives a shit anymore...hell...if Dave fronted this band...let's be honest...it would be the same thing...probably more interest since they haven't performed live since 1985...but not much more...

                        Van Halen is a joke...and it's not Sammy's fault, or Cherone (can't blame a fag for being a fag)...it's Ed's...period. Tongue cancer my ass...dude's just flat out nuts. and anyone that accepts anything from this band just because that fucking moron stamps VH on it is kidding themselves...

                        VH should be enjoying the same reverance as Led Zeppelin, Plant, Clapton (even though he pussed out), the Stones (not a fan, but can't complain about their stadium sellouts)...but no...they are being compared to Hilary Duff, Earth, Wind and Fire, and Chicago...struggling to sell out Arenas.

                        Had they have kept Sham 9 years ago...no...they wouldn't be as revered as they could have been...but they wouldn't be struggling to sell out anything...

                        Had roth joined in '96...they would have had a tour that would have broken records...no doubt about it...

                        Had Roth joined in 2000...they would have had a bigass tour as well...

                        ...you know what they say Eddie...you cry wolf enough...people will stop listening...and they have...

                        Stop comparing Van Hagar to Van Halen...just compare them to what they once were...Van Hagar to Van Hagar...and they don't even meet that standard...

                        bon voyage...
                        "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                        • Va Beach VH Fan
                          ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                          • Dec 2003
                          • 17913

                          #13
                          The bad reviews just keep piling up....
                          Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                          "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                          "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                          • POJO_Risin
                            Roth Army Caesar
                            • Mar 2003
                            • 40648

                            #14
                            Shhh...Va...if you're quiet bro...the Hagar...er Eddie...er...sorry, "The Real Van Halen fans" won't see this...and wake up to reality...
                            "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                            • Va Beach VH Fan
                              ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                              • Dec 2003
                              • 17913

                              #15
                              I'm sure they'll have a "logical" explanation for it...

                              I've got it...

                              It's the media's fault...

                              Yeah, that's it...
                              Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                              "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                              "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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