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  • diamond den™

    EVH can go fuck himself!

    Yngwie Malmsteen™ and Steve Vai™ are 1,000,000 fucking times better at guitar than Eddie Van Hack

  • Dr. Love
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Jan 2004
    • 7833

    #2
    riiiiiiiiiight.
    I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

    http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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    • dave_is_vh
      Sniper
      • Apr 2004
      • 920

      #3
      So are Uli Jon Roth, John Sykes, Al Di Meola, Allan Holdsworth, George Lynch, Paul Gilbert, Michael Schenker, and on and on and on and on...........
      "Bumper sticker on my rocket's ass: go home, the earth is full." DLR

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      • EddieFan4Eva
        Banned
        • May 2004
        • 274

        #4
        Wrong on all counts. But go ahead and bash Eddie....you'll be sucking his dick when the original VH tours in the not too distant future. You can say otherwise, but anyone with half a brain knows the hypocrit syndrome here is unparrallelled.

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        • BigDaddyD
          Head Fluffer
          • Apr 2004
          • 261

          #5
          EVH is a legend and a guitar innovator, but he isn't better than most of the players. Vai, Gilbert,, Holdsworth, Lynch, Di Meola. Even EVH would tell he ain't nothing next to Holdsworth. I would love to see them if they tour with Dave. Hell, I would have loved to see them with Sammy if they had a new album and took some pride in their performance this time around. I might still try to get tix to the AC show if I can get them check with a free room, chips and meal pass at the Borgota.

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          • bru87tr
            Commando
            • Apr 2004
            • 1211

            #6
            EVH couldnt carry Zakk's guitar!!!!!!!!!

            Zakk these daya makes EVH look like a real wuss. listen to Zakk and you will hear some real fire!!!!!!! EVH is just a faded image of the old EVH. a joke!!!!!!!

            if Dave could wake those guys out and knock some sense into tose guys id be really suprised. I doubt it could be done at this point and Dave would only be embarrassed by the trio being up on stage with those bums. its better dave stay away!!!!!! Dave is the only one still in shape and still has rock running through his vains very strong. that homo shit EVH trys to pass of as rock is a fucking joke.

            EVH is a fucking loser now!!!!!!
            "I've been rich and I've been poor....rich is better, totally better"

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            • BIGBADZERO
              Banned
              • Apr 2004
              • 374

              #7
              You know I respect you DD for terrorizing the links but I couldn't disagree with you more on this one. However you may feel about the man NO ONE CAN TOUCH HIM.

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              • dave_is_vh
                Sniper
                • Apr 2004
                • 920

                #8
                No one can touch him? I can play the guitar solo to Unchained better than Ed nowadays, and I haven't touched a guitar in 15 years.
                "Bumper sticker on my rocket's ass: go home, the earth is full." DLR

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                • EddieFan4Eva
                  Banned
                  • May 2004
                  • 274

                  #9
                  Originally posted by dave_is_vh
                  No one can touch him? I can play the guitar solo to Unchained better than Ed nowadays, and I haven't touched a guitar in 15 years.
                  What a whacknut.

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                  • dave_is_vh
                    Sniper
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 920

                    #10
                    I heard a bootleg of the current tour and Ed butchers the Unchained solo beyond belief. It sounds like a 2 year old is playing the guitar. Listen and you will see the light.
                    "Bumper sticker on my rocket's ass: go home, the earth is full." DLR

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                    • BIGBADZERO
                      Banned
                      • Apr 2004
                      • 374

                      #11
                      Originally posted by dave_is_vh
                      No one can touch him? I can play the guitar solo to Unchained better than Ed nowadays, and I haven't touched a guitar in 15 years.
                      BFD. Did you come up with the solo too?

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                      • scottydabodi
                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 2541

                        #12
                        Eddie VanHasBeen

                        Man, it's no big secret that Ed's just a shadow of his former self. Anyone who thinks otherwise is CRAZY! He hasn't RIPPED a KILLER solo since "Hot for Teacher", hasn't recorded a fuckin' KICKASS RIFF since, well, "Hot for Teacher", and has been playing like shit on the new tour to boot... Geesh, that whole DRILL thing on "Poundcake" is a Rip Off of Paul Gilbert from the mid-80's, man! The Ed that I KNOW was an innovator, that man is dead now... If ANYONE can get Ed into shape, it's DAVE, and ONLY DAVE, cuz Ed can't do it himself... fuck 'im.
                        If you listen to fools
                        The Mob Rules

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                        • wraytw

                          #13
                          Originally posted by dave_is_vh
                          No one can touch him? I can play the guitar solo to Unchained better than Ed nowadays, and I haven't touched a guitar in 15 years.
                          If you haven't touched one in 15 yrs, then how would you know?

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                          • rustoffa
                            ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 8963

                            #14
                            Re: Eddie VanHasBeen

                            Originally posted by scottydabodi
                            If ANYONE can get Ed into shape, it's DAVE, and ONLY DAVE, cuz Ed can't do it himself... fuck 'im.
                            That's true even from a neutral standpoint. :D
                            The "fury" Dave equated VAN HALEN's working process to was
                            driven by the constant competitive nature and tension.

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                            • dave_is_vh
                              Sniper
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 920

                              #15
                              Originally posted by wraytw
                              If you haven't touched one in 15 yrs, then how would you know?
                              Listen to it you stupid sheep.

                              Even I can admit that heroes of mine have fallen - Jimmy Page, Ace Frehley, etc.

                              It is time the Ed worshippers face up to reality and realize his star has fallen.

                              The proof is in the pictures.

                              The bootlegs remove all doubt.
                              "Bumper sticker on my rocket's ass: go home, the earth is full." DLR

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