Who is Wolfgang?

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  • paulscape
    Full On Cocktard
    • Jan 2007
    • 34
    #1

    Who is Wolfgang?

    I don't know antything about the guy. I searched google for interviews and there's nought. I don't know his personality, both public and private. I don't know what he's into, who he hangs with and what his opinion on VH is.

    The VH brothers have him well guarded. He's like a ghost. Like one of those robots from Westworld.

    I miss Mikey...at least he wasn't behind a veil.
    'By conviction bitter, by conviction sweet, but in reality atoms and void'
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    • POJO_Risin
      Roth Army Caesar
      • Mar 2003
      • 40648
      #2
      Originally posted by paulscape
      I miss Mikey...at least he wasn't behind a veil.
      No...but he generally was behind a Van Halen brother...then Sammy Hagar...with his nose firmly planted.

      I like Mike...

      just sayin...
      "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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        • sadaist
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Jul 2004
          • 11625
          #3
          Originally posted by paulscape

          The VH brothers have him well guarded.

          Ain't that the fucking truth. His room must be inside that elusive vault we keep hearing about.
          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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            • POJO_Risin
              Roth Army Caesar
              • Mar 2003
              • 40648
              #4
              Originally posted by sadaist
              Ain't that the fucking truth. His room must be inside that elusive vault we keep hearing about.
              I don't know sadaist...

              Do you think he'd fit in the vault?
              "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                • basstar66
                  Full On Cocktard
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 43
                  #5
                  Who is Wolfgang?

                  the guy who should be mikes bass tech .

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                    • sadaist
                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 11625
                      #6
                      Originally posted by POJO_Risin
                      I don't know sadaist...

                      Do you think he'd fit in the vault?


                      Now that it's not fully stocked with Smoking Loon....maybe.
                      “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32942
                          #7
                          Wolfgang is the cock sucker who will eat your burger and fries while you are in the restroom at McDonald's.
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                            • shaggydoo
                              Head Fluffer
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 269
                              #8
                              Originally posted by POJO_Risin
                              Do you think he'd fit in the vault?

                              Well that's just plain rude!!!



                              Of course he'd fit inside the vault ...



                              ... it's the getting him through the doorway first that's gonna be the real trick!

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                                • shaggydoo
                                  Head Fluffer
                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 269
                                  #9
                                  I'm not saying he's fat, but he has to step outside just to change his mind!

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                                    • Diamondjimi
                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                      • May 2004
                                      • 12086
                                      #10
                                      Wolfgang is the luckiest kid in California. His only only prerequisite for being in Van Halen is the fact that he was the strongest swimmer in Ed's load...
                                      Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                                        • Grant
                                          Sniper
                                          • Feb 2005
                                          • 881
                                          #11
                                          Wolfgang is the reason why I can never look at the Van Halen album cover the same way ever again, without any Wiggles-esque images mentally disturbing me...

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                                            • Dave's Bitch
                                              ROCKSTAR

                                              • Apr 2005
                                              • 5293
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by paulscape
                                              I don't know antything about the guy. I searched google for interviews and there's nought. I don't know his personality, both public and private. I don't know what he's into, who he hangs with and what his opinion on VH is.
                                              Does it really matter?.
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                                                • diamondsgirl
                                                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                                  • Apr 2004
                                                  • 7563
                                                  #13
                                                  There was a video kicking around a while back of Wolf playing in a band with a few of his friends at a High School dance. He seemed to be like a normal teenaged kid having a good time.

                                                  I would look for it but I seem to have lost my give-a-fuck.
                                                  “Why do people say "grow some balls"? Balls are weak and sensitive. If you wanna be tough, grow a vagina. Those things can take a pounding” ― Betty White

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                                                    • Bob_R
                                                      Full Member Status

                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 3834
                                                      #14
                                                      Who is Wolfgang?

                                                      The chubby kid who's in the band that his Dad runs and replaced the original bass player.
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                                                        • Nitro Express
                                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                                          • Aug 2004
                                                          • 32942
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Diamondjimi
                                                          Wolfgang is the luckiest kid in California. His only only prerequisite for being in Van Halen is the fact that he was the strongest swimmer in Ed's load...
                                                          Ed has always been skinny as a post. I think Wolfgang was the strongest swimmer in Sammy's load. Sam has to be the daddy of the fat fuck.
                                                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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