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[GAR]

Ed and Matt Bruck (Ed's personal slave)

I was there.. he was asking "if there's nothing else they want me to do here tonight, let's get the fuck outta here because.."

[GAR]

He doesn't give a SHIT about:

NAMM
The industry
Helping the industry
Helping FMIC - when FMIC exists to payback Ed for keeping the Strat shape alive during a time everyone wanted Les Pauls
Fans
Meeting-greeting those stupid enough to order these non-selling designs for their locations..
Anybody other than himself

[lesfunk]

Ed and Matt Bruck (Ed's personal slave)

"Frizza mazz amummble zazuublle mazza mother fucker...."
"Wha...?"

[lesfunk]

Ed and Matt Bruck (Ed's personal slave)

"Frizza mazz amummble zazuublle mazza mother fucker...."
"Wha...?"

[shaggydoo]

Edwood: "... but this goes up to eleven!"

Gimp: "Pardon!"

[shaggydoo]

Gimp: "What'cha doin' Ed???"

Edwood: "Having a dry wank because I have NO PENIS!"

[Diamondjimi]

He doesn't give a SHIT about:

NAMM
The industry
Helping the industry
Helping FMIC - when FMIC exists to payback Ed for keeping the Strat shape alive during a time everyone wanted Les Pauls
Fans
Meeting-greeting those stupid enough to order these non-selling designs for their locations..
Anybody other than himself

You have a gift for the obvious...

[shaggydoo]

Edwood: "Why, I oughta... "

[howie]

Did I just hear you whisper "too overpriced"?????

[howie]

Did I just hear you whisper "too overpriced"?????

I'm not trying to build a baseball diamond in a cornfield here or anything but where the hell is everybody ???

[ace diamond]

Ed and Matt Bruck (Ed's personal slave)

"Get me another bottle of smoking loon right fucking now, before i beat your fucking ass!!"