So much for speculations of Van Halen playing the Super Bowl....

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  • Carloscda
    Foot Soldier
    • Jan 2009
    • 666

    So much for speculations of Van Halen playing the Super Bowl....

    It will be the Black Eyed Peas. I didn't know they were still relevant?!
  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 59630

    #2
    Well, that's a surprisingly shitty choice, given all the classic rock legendary acts that have done the show in recent years. I wouldn't exactly rank the Black Eyed Peas with The Stones, U2, Paul McCartney, Tom Petty, The Boss, Prince, or What's Left of The Who. Do they even HAVE 12 minutes of material anybody watching the Super Bowl would recognize, or are they just gonna cut the sound and tell "Fergie" to shake her ass?
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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 59630

      #3
      The Van Halen rumors have circulated just about every year since 2000, but this is one time when it would actually make sense for them to have the gig. Throw snippets of the big hits in there and right in the middle, they could drop the new single (assuming the time table often reported for 2011 is accurate).

      God knows it would be more entertaining than a third rate hip hop band.
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      • Carloscda
        Foot Soldier
        • Jan 2009
        • 666

        #4
        I wouldn't even call them hip hop, more like pop crap & people luv them....

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        • sadaist
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Jul 2004
          • 11625

          #5
          Originally posted by FORD
          . Do they even HAVE 12 minutes of material anybody watching the Super Bowl would recognize
          I got a feelin...for 12 minutes? No thanks. I'll spend those 12 minutes at porno-hub.
          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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          • Terry
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Jan 2004
            • 12133

            #6
            Originally posted by sadaist
            I got a feelin...for 12 minutes? No thanks. I'll spend those 12 minutes at porno-hub.
            Prono-hub IS quite a fine site...
            Scramby eggs and bacon.

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            • chefcraig
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Apr 2004
              • 12172

              #7
              From the NFL thread...

              The announcement will more than likely send Lewis Black right over the edge...and we will all be better for it.

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              • diamondsgirl
                ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                • Apr 2004
                • 7563

                #8
                I don't think they are THAT bad. I actually dig "Will i. am." as an entertainer. Their tunes always have a catchy hook and are pretty funny and clever. I actually like the tune called "Meet me Half way"

                Yeah, there is MUCH MUCH worse out there than the Peas.

                The Peas have a song out now called The Time (aka The Dirty Bit) that goes in and out of the theme to Dirty Dancing. They will play the shit out of that between now and the Superbowl.
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                • WildTurkey
                  Full On Cocktard
                  • Oct 2010
                  • 29

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Carloscda
                  It will be the Black Eyed Peas. I didn't know they were still relevant?!
                  Certainly more relevant than a band that hasn't released an album for 27 years.

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                  • Antman
                    Commando
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 1261

                    #10
                    Fergie's hot. I'd love to lick her pooper.
                    When the shit hits the fan, close your mouth and duck.

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                    • Little Texan
                      Full Member Status

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 4579

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Antman
                      Fergie's hot. I'd love to lick her pooper.
                      She's got a hot body for sure, but her facial resemblance to Carrot Top kills it for me.

                      Last edited by Little Texan; 11-27-2010, 09:42 PM.

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                      • Little Texan
                        Full Member Status

                        • Jan 2004
                        • 4579

                        #12
                        She also, eerily enough, favors Bret Michaels!

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                        • PETE'S BROTHER
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 12678

                          #13
                          brett and fergie in main.....
                          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                          • PETE'S BROTHER
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 12678

                            #14
                            brett, bret, bert, bart, bark, barf
                            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32942

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Little Texan
                              She's got a hot body for sure, but her facial resemblance to Carrot Top kills it for me.

                              Nothing that the doggy style position can't fix. Just hope there isn't a mirror on the headboard.
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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