Sweet, Sweet Connie and EVH

[Mr Walker]

From the Stern show... Sweet Connie was well past her expiration date when she hooked up with Hobo Ed... probably from that shitty '04 tour.

Connie said she had Eddie Van Halen back a few years ago in St. Louis. She said that she didn't blow his son since he was only 13. Howard asked if the kid was sleeping. She said that they had two rooms. She said that it was a very touchy subject with Eddie. She took pictures and she's held on to them. She said he's mad that she didn't give him the pictures.

[Mr Walker]

LOL! Then she throws old Al a bone...

She said that Alex Van Halen was the best lover. She said it used to be Don Henley but the more she thinks about it, she thinks it's Alex. Connie said he's a great guy under his exterior.

[chefcraig]

She wasn't all that tight about pictures, because this one has been floating around the internet for roughly 3 years now.

[Mr Walker]

Takes a real man to go down on a slutty groupie...

She said that Neil Diamond went down on her but not up her ass.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

She wasn't all that tight about pictures, because this one has been floating around the internet for roughly 3 years now.

think that couch started with the off-white random "splotchy" pattern?

[Jagermeister]

That's gross.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

[chefcraig]

think that couch started with the off-white random "splotchy" pattern?

Yeah, in retrospect it might have been a good idea to save those plastic slip covers that came with the set from Mangurian's.

[Little Texan]

Out of all those women in the crowd to choose from, he chose that old, used up, rode hard and put up wet, ugly hag?

[chefcraig]

Out of all those women in the crowd to choose from, he chose that old, used up, rode hard and put up wet, ugly hag?

Remember, Ed wasn't exactly a sharp dressed man on that 2004 tour. More often than not, he looked like he needed to step in front of a fire hose or be run through a car wash. Twice.

[sonrisa salvaje]

Out of all those women in the crowd to choose from, he chose that old, used up, rode hard and put up wet, ugly hag?

More like rode hard and ain't been put up yet.

[sadaist]

Remember, Ed wasn't exactly a sharp dressed man on that 2004 tour. More often than not, he looked like he needed to step in front of a fire hose or be run through a car wash. Twice.

True.

But it's still Eddie fucking Van Halen! Hugely famous. Extremely wealthy multi-millionaire 10 x over. You could get hotter younger chicks to suck off his corpse. Seriously...why this hag? Was he in some weird Don Ho phase? I don't remember Tiny Bubbles being on the 2004 set-list.

[Mr Walker]

Did Don Ho fuck a lot of old bags?
I figure that dude must have went through a fuck-ton of grade A puss

[Jagermeister]

Did Don Ho fuck a lot of old bags?
I figure that dude must have went through a fuck-ton of grade A puss

Don Ho?

[Heater]

There is no one on here who hasn't gone ugly a time or two. A piture like this proves nothing, really. Again, I must introduce the "I couldn't care less where a 55 year old sticks it" clause. I'd rather worry about me.