Eddie Van Halen turns 56 today!

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  • fryingdutchman
    Full Member Status

    • Feb 2005
    • 4133

    #16
    What an odd feeling...

    It's Ed's birthday, yet I feel that HE should be giving US the gift...
    Originally posted by perilouspete
    fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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    • Blaze
      Full Member Status

      • Jan 2009
      • 4371

      #17
      Eddie goes on a binder in Miami!

      Happy Birthday Eddie!

      It is rumored that Eddie went on a bender in Miami!

      Witnesses reported that he was seen with an entourage of beefy Cubans boarding a boat with a winch. Sometimes mumbling, sometimes ranting odd phrases like "He'll get the right depth of sound." Some witnesses were worried he was going to do something drastic; but that his entourage was so hot-looking the witnesses knew that his entourage would never let anything bad happen to anyone. The witnesses reported that he kept ranting about some "blonde-hair freak" and how he was "going to get that damn sound, just like that persnickety blonde Russian wanted." It was also reported that Eddie kept saying he wanted "his damn keys" that nothing was going to keep his keys from the Van Halen "sound"





      A U.S. Coast Guard boat passes near a grand piano on a sandbar in Biscayne Bay, Tuesday, Jan. 25, 2011 in Miami. The piano recently showed up on the sandbar, about 200 yards from condominiums on the shore. The piano, which weighs at least 650 pounds, was placed at the highest spot along the sandbar so it doesn't get underwater during high tide. While officials aren't sure how it got there, they know it won't be going anywhere unless it becomes a hazard to wildlife or boaters. (AP Photo/Wilfredo Lee)



      Happy B'day Eddie! Hope it was a dinger!
      Last edited by Blaze; 01-26-2011, 11:26 PM. Reason: persnicketiness
      "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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      • kwame k
        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
        • Feb 2008
        • 11302

        #18
        Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
        Happy Birthday, you sandbaggin' sumbitch.....

        Now you and your quote/unquote publicist get back to work....
        Yeah.....what he said x's 2!
        Originally posted by vandeleur
        E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place :D

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        • ace diamond
          Full Member Status

          • Sep 2004
          • 3863

          #19
          so got an extra candle to blow out while still chain smokin' 10,000 cigarettes all at once.

          so in his honour, i am watching cvh @ us fest may 29, 1983.
          and later on, i will watch largo, MD 1982.
          Originally posted by hideyoursheep
          When Hagar speaks, I want to cut off my ears and send them to Bristol Palin.
          "It's like trying to fit a mouse fart into a sardine can with a shoe horn"-Ace Diamond

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          • knuckleboner
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Jan 2004
            • 2927

            #20
            Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
            Happy Birthday, you sandbaggin' sumbitch.....

            Now you and your quote/unquote publicist get back to work....
            the publicist works?! wow. that's gotta be the best job in the whole damned world.

            "what'd you do at the office today?"

            "nothing."

            "excellent. keep up the good work."

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