AVH interview

[Bob_R]

I've always thought AVH was an asshole.

AVH interview

[MAX]

Thanks buddy!!!! It's nice to see you in here again and thanks for the interview. What a jealous fuckstick. Hell, he's been riding his brother's talent from the beginning. I'll bet he loves the fact that Ed is so fucking wasted so he can have total control.

BTW. Haven't I asked you to stop posting that fucking pic? It scares the shit out of me!!!!!! LOL!!!!

[ELVIS]

Asshole Van Halen:

"When Sammy hears a track, he has an uncanny way of taking the meat of the track and running with it melodically."

[MAX]

LOL!!!

Elvis, notice how there is both a food and homo metaphor in that one sentence? That pretty much sums it up.

[ELVIS]

"Taking the meat."

uhh hu hu huh uh uh uh uh uhuh

[MAX]

I'm ripping this bit off from Phil Hendrie but it's the new slogan for the cabo wabo steakhoHOSE.

*insert catchy jingle music*

"Cabo Wabo SteakHOSE........... Where we wanna put our meat in your mouth........."

and my first attempt with you guy's infamous laugh:

uhh hu hu huh uh uh uh uh uhuh

Damn, I love this place!!!!

[Figs]

...a freudian slip by the author??

"A summer tour is under way, and a best-of package with three new Van Hagar songs will be released July 20."

Areen't they officially called Van Halen??



Anyway, Fredo is an ass. He can't do one interview without taking some sort of jab at Dave; always going overboard to give credibility to their shit-post-1984 era.

[dave_is_vh]

Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
I've always thought AVH was an asshole.

AVH interview

The resemblence is striking.

[Halen High]

I don't know when the interview was done, but I wish the reporter had asked Alex 'Spin Doctor' Van Halen for his opinion on the tour's abysmal attendances.

I agree Figs. Alex is always going over the top about anything they've released since Dave left. He always sounds like he's trying to convince himself as much as anyone else.

This band is living in denial. Alex can say what he wants, but there's no chemistry with Sammy, and I suspect that deep down Alex and Eddie know it.

[MAX]

Originally posted by dave_is_vh
The resemblence is striking.

And has always scared the living shit out of me for some reason!!!!

If he posts that fucking pic again, I hope his sorry ass gets banned!!!!

[EbDawson]

Well Al is right about their music being here a long time after they're gone. Of course that will be the First 6 albums.

[guwapo_rocker]

"When Sammy hears a track, he has an uncanny way of taking the meat of the track and running with it melodically."

Unfortunately, he runs it right into the fucking shitter!! :D

[Bob_R]

Originally posted by MAX
And has always scared the living shit out of me for some reason!!!!

If he posts that fucking pic again, I hope his sorry ass gets banned!!!!

OK, no more AVH pics! :D :p

[5150Clown]

"Sammy has a knack for that. That's the understatement of the year," Van Halen said, laughing. "When Sammy hears a track, he has an uncanny way of taking the meat of the track and running with it melodically."


What drug is he using? This is beyond Heineken.

[Terry]

Just the usual claptrap.

Would be interesting to hear what the band had to say if an interviewer threw some tough questions at them, if only for the squirm and backpedal factor.