Gaze unto Me and be awesome....

[Jesus Christ]

For the record, I hath no problem with this picture.... as long as none of you are actually worshipping it. Because that would be idolatry and you would go to Hell, and nobody wants that.

Besides, David IS Jewish, so who knows, we might even be related?

[neuralfraud]

likening Dave to Jesus is deplorable.

Deplorable is such a strong word.

While being likened to jesus may seem a "step down" for Mr. Roth, it turns out though that this whole "Jesus" thing seems to work well for the other 250 million americans who for some reason, haven't bought any VH albums. Therefore, this is just the perfect advertising opportunity that he was waiting for and I reckon "David-Lee-Jesus-H-Christ" will be an immediate smash success!

[sadaist]

Holy fucking crap!

Amazing fucking picture!

Right fucking on!

Indeed!

Fucking kick ass. That pic made my whole week.

[sadaist]

So, what you're telling us is that you volunteered as a Candy Stripper? I mean Striper?

Huh?

[Nitro Express]

Honestly, I wish I had something poignant to say. Alas, as I sit here, chewing down the last of my xanax, I realize that most of the things that come out of my mouth are semi retarded.

I love Dave. You love Dave. Who doesn't love Dave? Terrorists. So, with the band (almost) fully back together, I found the inspiration to bring this picture to you. It is very large and took me a long time but I like to think it came together. The terrorists don't know what they're missing.

Jesus was a jewish renegade so why not Roth?

[Jesus Christ]

Jesus was a jewish renegade so why not Roth?

What do ye mean "was"?

[Seshmeister]

Plus Jesus never married, some people think he was gay and he hung around with hookers.

[Seshmeister]

Jesus was a chap who rode into town on an ass

Roth rode into town in assless chaps.

[JJtheVagPounder]

Jesus comparing never ends well.
Great photochop skills, but likening Dave to Jesus is deplorable.

I venture, it is a hoodoo hex attempt.

Sorry champ. That's all pencil. No photoshop.

Really this is just for fun. I apologize to any of you who take offense but, seriously, don't.

[Seshmeister]

If we all agree to stop apologising when people stupidly get offended, then just maybe they will grow the fuck up.

[lesfunk]

I apologize for occasionally enjoying Sesh's posts

[lesfunk]

Actually when I first saw that rendering I wasn't thinking "Jesus" I was thinking " TOGA TOGA TOGA!"

[Jesus Christ]

Verily..... if I am not offended by this drawing, why should anybody be?

[Seshmeister]

You can't give offence you can only receive it.

And what's with the fucking occasionally shit?

[Blaze]

Jesus, please name one person that pretended to be you and fared well...

Ps. Chevy, there comes a point when acting like Christ and pretending to speak for Christ... gets a bit deep.



I cannot name one person that fared well by a taunting of replacing Jesus.

I will caution on the side of err. It is not an acceptable adulteration or adulation. However, very well created pencil work. What other imagined adulterations can you put DLR in? Open your vault up!