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  • GreenBayLA
    Sniper
    • Jan 2006
    • 796

    DLR quote?

    Anyone remember reading/hearing Dave make this quip? I only recall the first part of the phrase and don't know the source. Googled it and someone has it this as their signature on writiers website:

    A lot of people think life is a whirling cesspool of miserable, foreboding doom and despair...well at least I'm sailing a yacht through it, man - DLR


    "Nothing gets a yak over a suspension bridge faster than 'Back in the Saddle Again' by Aerosmith" ~ DLR
  • GreenBayLA
    Sniper
    • Jan 2006
    • 796

    #2
    Nodody eh?
    "Nothing gets a yak over a suspension bridge faster than 'Back in the Saddle Again' by Aerosmith" ~ DLR

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    • sadaist
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Jul 2004
      • 11625

      #3
      Hmmm...Dave has had several quotes that had a yacht in the punchline. As they travel through the grapevine they get tweaked & altered here and there, so it's hard to really say. The fact that almost everything the guy says is some genius funny quotable phrase makes it hard to cherry pick just a few.
      “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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      • FORD
        ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

        • Jan 2004
        • 59946

        #4
        I don't remember exactly when he said it (1980 or 81 most likely) but I used to have it as my signature on this website.
        Eat Us And Smile

        Cenk For America 2024!!

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        "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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        • SunisinuS
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • May 2010
          • 3301

          #5
          Yachts? Girls? Whirlpools? Cessations? Stop and desist?

          Last edited by SunisinuS; 04-07-2011, 09:57 PM. Reason: I can't read.
          Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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          • GreenBayLA
            Sniper
            • Jan 2006
            • 796

            #6
            Cool thanks, I have been quoting the first part (Life is a whirling cesspool of miserable foreboding doom) and leaving it at that for years. I thought it was from a comedian but then again when Dave is ON he can be quite funny.
            "Nothing gets a yak over a suspension bridge faster than 'Back in the Saddle Again' by Aerosmith" ~ DLR

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            • Blaze
              Full Member Status

              • Jan 2009
              • 4371

              #7
              unless Suni's "This video has been removed by the user" showed otherwise, this is a tweaked quote.

              It first starts appearing around 2005.




              I thought it might have been from DLR book "Crazy From the Heat". However, the book has not been inputted into Google books reference to make it an easy reference.
              If it was from there I am sure, one of you guys would pull the quote pretty quickly.

              However, after my google search this is what I found.



              There are 2 yacht quotes in the link above. I cannot date that page.

              "People say that life is a cesspool of darkness and despair. Well we of Van Halen are sailing through it in a yacht!"

              "Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it"
              The first quote jogs my memory and I recall that very most likely the clip that Suni attempted to reference is the source of "People say that life is a cesspool of darkness and despair. Well we of Van Halen are sailing through it in a yacht!"

              I found a reference to the "People say that life is a cesspool of darkness and despair. Well we of Van Halen are sailing through it in a yacht!"
              here:

              That date is:
              06-08-2005 12:09 AM

              I sourced the wikipage that is quoted from that page. On that page, it is still the 2 quotes.


              (cur | prev) 15:31, 17 June 2005 84.10.101.214 (talk) (6,622 bytes)
              (cur | prev) 11:22, 8 June 2005 Pamri (talk | contribs) (6,602 bytes) (mv quotes to wikiquote.)
              (cur | prev) 11:26, 5 June 2005 81.152.224.246 (talk) (8,396 bytes) (Grammatical correction)

              -> note the date
              On Revision as of 11:22, 8 June 2005 (view source)
              Pamri (talk | contribs)
              (mv quotes to wikiquote.)

              Wiki quote of today have neither quote



              If you can find a stable source of the video Suni posted, the quote "People say that life is a cesspool of darkness and despair. Well we of Van Halen are sailing through it in a yacht!" could be added. That is if my memory is correct on and that video is the "People say that life is a cesspool of darkness and despair. Well we of Van Halen are sailing through it in a yacht!" quote.



              Generally during the data mine I found a person named hippie originated most quotes outside of wiki.

              "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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              • GreenBayLA
                Sniper
                • Jan 2006
                • 796

                #8
                Wow good detective work Blaze.
                "Nothing gets a yak over a suspension bridge faster than 'Back in the Saddle Again' by Aerosmith" ~ DLR

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                • SunisinuS
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • May 2010
                  • 3301

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Blaze
                  unless Suni's "This video has been removed by the user" showed otherwise, this is a tweaked quote.

                  It first starts appearing around 2005.




                  I thought it might have been from DLR book "Crazy From the Heat". However, the book has not been inputted into Google books reference to make it an easy reference.
                  If it was from there I am sure, one of you guys would pull the quote pretty quickly.

                  However, after my google search this is what I found.



                  There are 2 yacht quotes in the link above. I cannot date that page.

                  "People say that life is a cesspool of darkness and despair. Well we of Van Halen are sailing through it in a yacht!"

                  "Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it"
                  The first quote jogs my memory and I recall that very most likely the clip that Suni attempted to reference is the source of "People say that life is a cesspool of darkness and despair. Well we of Van Halen are sailing through it in a yacht!"

                  I found a reference to the "People say that life is a cesspool of darkness and despair. Well we of Van Halen are sailing through it in a yacht!"
                  here:

                  That date is:
                  06-08-2005 12:09 AM

                  I sourced the wikipage that is quoted from that page. On that page, it is still the 2 quotes.


                  (cur | prev) 15:31, 17 June 2005 84.10.101.214 (talk) (6,622 bytes)
                  (cur | prev) 11:22, 8 June 2005 Pamri (talk | contribs) (6,602 bytes) (mv quotes to wikiquote.)
                  (cur | prev) 11:26, 5 June 2005 81.152.224.246 (talk) (8,396 bytes) (Grammatical correction)

                  -> note the date
                  On Revision as of 11:22, 8 June 2005 (view source)
                  Pamri (talk | contribs)
                  (mv quotes to wikiquote.)

                  Wiki quote of today have neither quote



                  If you can find a stable source of the video Suni posted, the quote "People say that life is a cesspool of darkness and despair. Well we of Van Halen are sailing through it in a yacht!" could be added. That is if my memory is correct on and that video is the "People say that life is a cesspool of darkness and despair. Well we of Van Halen are sailing through it in a yacht!" quote.



                  Generally during the data mine I found a person named hippie originated most quotes outside of wiki.

                  http://refspace.com/users/hippie/David_Lee_Roth
                  Oh sorry Blaze.... That must have been really recent...IE. the weekend. Let me suss it out.


                  Damn Blaze...the clip I linked had been there for over two years and was just snatched. It was a clip of Patrick Swazye and Dave at the Dave Fan Club meeting.... grr.
                  Last edited by SunisinuS; 04-09-2011, 05:57 PM. Reason: the book has not been inputted into Google books reference to make it an easy reference.
                  Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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