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  • AJW
    Head Fluffer
    • Jun 2004
    • 372

    Great read

  • Cato
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 4587

    #2
    I can't turn my eyes away from Mike's cameltoe...

    Don't notice most of my posts are less than 2 lines...




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    • sadaist
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Jul 2004
      • 11625

      #3
      Van Halen was (and is) a fucking gift.

      How come so many of these stories the listener just smoked some weed?
      “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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      • VAiN
        Use my hand, I won't look
        ROCKSTAR

        • Nov 2006
        • 5056

        #4
        This is an awesome article. I love hearing any stories from people who lived it. He really paints a great image of Dave... Pretty much spot on to how I'd imagine it! Oh if I had a goddamn time machine!!
        Originally posted by wiseguy
        That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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        • GreenBayLA
          Sniper
          • Jan 2006
          • 796

          #5
          Nice find AJW, saves me from surfing VHND.
          "Nothing gets a yak over a suspension bridge faster than 'Back in the Saddle Again' by Aerosmith" ~ DLR

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          • jero
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Jan 2004
            • 2927

            #6
            I can't turn my eyes away from Mike's cameltoe...

            LMAO!

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            • fryingdutchman
              Full Member Status

              • Feb 2005
              • 4133

              #7
              Good read and well written.

              And the author has the right take on Sammy...

              "The next two decades are a creative dark age for Van Halen. After years of ego-fueled turmoil from all sides, David Lee Roth leaves the band to pursue a doomed solo career. An entirely unremarkable singer named Sammy Hagar replaces him and Van Halen becomes one of the most boring bands in existence."
              Originally posted by perilouspete
              fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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              • fwacf
                Roadie
                • Jul 2004
                • 154

                #8
                Classic!
                When you turn on your stereo, does it return the favor?

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                • hambon4lif
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 2810

                  #9
                  Awesome article. Incredible writing.
                  The only thing that pisses me off about these stories is that they always end on such a low note. Nine and a half times out of ten, the message is the same "Yesterday was everything, and today is shit"....

                  ....I can't relate to any of that.

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                  • Nitro Express
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Aug 2004
                    • 32798

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Cato
                    I can't turn my eyes away from Mike's cameltoe...

                    Mike put his berries in a straight jacket. I've heard of cock rings but ball crushing pants never is a good thing.
                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                    • Hardrock69
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 21888

                      #11
                      Great article from one who was there...

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                      • Terry
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 11962

                        #12
                        That article was really, really good stuff.
                        Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                        • TAKIN WHISKEY
                          Commando
                          • Apr 2006
                          • 1190

                          #13
                          Originally posted by hambon4lif
                          Awesome article. Incredible writing.
                          The only thing that pisses me off about these stories is that they always end on such a low note. Nine and a half times out of ten, the message is the same "Yesterday was everything, and today is shit"....

                          ....I can't relate to any of that.
                          Agreed. Yesterday was great and today is still great. Life is what you make it. If you look around at your relationship, your house, your friends, your job etc etc it is what you have created. I have been one of the most positive people you will ever meet and it pays off. With that said, I enjoyed the read, and I'm ready for the next chapter in the book of Van Halen.

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                          • PETE'S BROTHER
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 12678

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Cato
                            I can't turn my eyes away from Mike's cameltoe...

                            camel tail....
                            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                            • Diamondjimi
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • May 2004
                              • 12086

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Cato
                              I can't turn my eyes away from Mike's cameltoe...
                              what you're doing and proceed HERE immediately!!!
                              Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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