Wow, Hagar ruined the show tonight

[POJO_Risin]

Re: the truth

Originally posted by haha
[B]this is sooo funny,sad,and vain. You all know dlr is a has been who rode ed's coattails for years. he looks ridiculous, what's with the hair, you know it--he knows it.

His hair? Have you seen your bitch goddess SPeddie doing his best impression of Raggedy Ann to FatAss Spamdy? Give me a break...Dave could be bald and look better than that piece of shit...and go ahead and get started on Sham...lmfao...if you can get off your Fat Guy Gay Porn site long enough...

you know what? he cannot sing. he sucked live in '84 (before most of you "experts" were born)

You never saw VH live...the real version...so shut your pie hole...

and he sucks now. doing the same tired schtick,trying to hit the notes he could only do in the studio--kind of like britney spears.

Well...he did DO Brittney Spears...

so pretend to hate ed when you'd line up to give him head if he brought david me roth back in.

No...we left that for you Ed fans...they don't call you Edhead's for nothing...

I don't have the patience to go through all the rest of the drivel...let me just say this...

Just because you want to fuck Dave...doesn't mean you have to get angry about it because Sham and Gayry are the only fags in the band...

I mean...c'mon...bro...if you want the love...go get a blonde wig from your local five and dime...throw that on your sister...get your strap on...put it on her...and have your Shamlove...

then maybe you can smile...

Let us know when you have something worthwhile to say my friend...your freudian desire to get boffed up the ass by a rock god has worn out it's welcome...

Enjoy your Richard Simmons tapes homo...

[pkolb]

Re: the truth

Originally posted by haha
this is sooo funny,sad,and vain. You all know dlr is a has been who rode ed's coattails for years. he looks ridiculous, what's with the hair, you know it--he knows it. you know what? he cannot sing. he sucked live in '84 (before most of you "experts" were born) and he sucks now. doing the same tired schtick,trying to hit the notes he could only do in the studio--kind of like britney spears. so pretend to hate ed when you'd line up to give him head if he brought david me roth back in. if dlr is so good how come he hasn't had a good tune out since he left? hmmmmmmm? covers don't count. come on kids, if you think dave is anything other than pathetic you are nothing more than one of his bitches. keep your heads in the sand.you see old dave in interviews? all twitchy,jerky,smiling with his bottom teeth? he knows he's been over since '85 so he counts on you fools to perpetuate a myth. i bet dlr sits by the phone every night waiting for ed to call,listening to the studio albums--knowing he never sang like that ever!! waiting, thinking of witty things to say in his next interview--but no one wants to talk to him. waiting, knowing he was lucky to ever be there in the first place. trying to ignore the very truth you all know as well. poor,poordave. never had it---never will. a phony,poser.yes,poser---he wrote the book. vh is about music not some comb-over vaudville clown. yep,clown.i'd tell dave to go away but he's been gone for a loooooooooong time. go cover a madonna song--pu**y.

On and on about the hair...so pre-occupied with men's looks. Makes me wonder. Anyway, Alex is balding, Eddie's hairline is receeding, and the bass player must be wearing a piece. He was receeding in the 70s. So big deal on Dave's hair. It happens.

Gotta run and finish giving your mom a Dirty Sanchez.

[MAX]

Re: the truth

Originally posted by haha
this is sooo funny,sad,and vain.

No dumbass, this is all toooooo easy for me! First of all Ms. Sanctimonious, your grammar and punctuation could use some serious help before you entered this place on your high horsy.

You all know dlr is a has been who rode ed's coattails for years.

Ok, and why is it that in the old days when the band played Gazzari's Dave was referred to as "Van" tipped some extra cash by Bill Gazarri (The owner) and yet Dave shared it with the band? Why was it that The Trojan Rubber Company, Space Brothers and Mammoth were not getting the big gigs in SoCal until Dave joined, ehhh? Also, you fucking expert answer me this:

Why is it still to this date ANYTIME there is an interview with ANYONE regarding Van Halen that the subject of David Lee Roth is ALWAYS asked? WHY?!?!?!

he looks ridiculous, what's with the hair, you know it--he knows it. you know what?

Alright, I'll back off a bit now that you are fully out in the open and a proud pillow biter.

he cannot sing.

Nor can you express a rational thought through type? And you think Spam can? The fucker screeches and doesn't sing at all! Also, Dave has always been about attitude and not about sounding like Michael Bolton.

he sucked live in '84 (before most of you "experts" were born) and he sucks now.

No you poor misguided fucker and once again you are wrong. I saw the 1984 tour and Dave brought the biggest applause during the show. Infact, I thought he was an idiot before the show because I was an Ed fan. LOL!!! After FUCKING BEING THERE and WITNESSING IT FIRST HAND I knew who was the attitude behind Van Halen. Ed get's his due as the guiding force and stellar musician up to that point. However, without Roth his music went downhill just like his being.

doing the same tired schtick,trying to hit the notes he could only do in the studio--kind of like britney spears.

Well, you are obviously paying very close attention to both acts? So, you are obviously hung up sexually regarding both of them! Brittany, I don't blame you cos any warm blooded dude would like to get down her pants. But critiquing Dave at this stage of the game so closely? Caring about his wardrobe, hair and appearance? I'm thinkin, well fuck it! You aren't all there.

so pretend to hate ed when you'd line up to give him head if he brought david me roth back in.

Uh-Oh, there's that infamous homosexual innuendo that so many of you "I hate Dave" guys have. Yet, you just cannot stop following him, talking or bashing him just like someone scorned.

if dlr is so good how come he hasn't had a good tune out since he left?

Don't even need to go there here fruitcake cos THIS IS A ROTH SITE and we could all name a ton!!!!

hmmmmmmm?

Jeeze, yet ANOTHER gay conatation? Leave yer fucking hummers elsewhere!!!!

covers don't count. come on kids, if you think dave is anything other than pathetic you are nothing more than one of his bitches. keep your heads in the sand.you see old dave in interviews? all twitchy,jerky,smiling with his bottom teeth? he knows he's been over since '85 so he counts on you fools to perpetuate a myth. i bet dlr sits by the phone every night waiting for ed to call,listening to the studio albums--knowing he never sang like that ever!! waiting, thinking of witty things to say in his next interview--but no one wants to talk to him. waiting, knowing he was lucky to ever be there in the first place. trying to ignore the very truth you all know as well. poor,poordave. never had it---never will. a phony,poser.yes,poser---he wrote the book. vh is about music not some comb-over vaudville clown. yep,clown.i'd tell dave to go away but he's been gone for a loooooooooong time. go cover a madonna song--pu**y.

That last bit just sounded like a diabetic seizure? Make sure mama gives you your insulin, twinkies, crystal pepsi and let's you listen to your worthless candy rock F.U.C.K. before nighty night!!!! Right now dreams poundcake!!!!!


I'm sorry about this knob staining Main everyone!!! It makes me as a rookie look badly.

[Cathedral]

Sorry, bro....
But once i see the standard "I Paid To See Ed" bullshit i get pissed.

I understand you wanted to see Edward jam (as if he really is this time out) But, to promote this abortion by buying a damn ticket you burn your credibility with me.

Now if YOU, like so many other misguided Van Halenites would have sat this tour out and kept your money in your bank account, we would get REAL DEAL VH on the road.

Ed can say all he wants about NOT doing this shit for the money, but that is easy for a multi-millionaire to say when he's the owner of a fat ass bank book.
Now, if this tour failed much more miserably than the VH III bullshit, we would be treated to a full frontal assault of the REAL Van Halen in no time.

Now, I'm glad you had a good time seeing Ed at his worst. But to me, you just supported Van Hagar and no amount of Dave Props will change my impression of what you did.
HOW in the fuck can you give a single penny to this tour if you prefer Dave?

I'll go to the show, but i won't enter the place. I will be picketing Spammy Halen out front with my cash still in its rightful place....my wallet.

I think i'll take me a Rubbermaid 30 gallon trash can so those who see the light can deposit their tickets into it before they join my picket line.

Dave or the Grave.....It's time you all stopped sucking Ed's cock and got on board the MIGHTY VH Train to Reunionville.

You got what you paid for, you just paid way to fucking much for it.

[Big Train]

HaHa, It's been a long day and I need a punching bag: Tag, your it.

I'm going to go through the list for you, slowly so you can understand with that peabrain of yours-its not your fault your dad pulled out early-and break it down for you.

First off, Dave is a washed up has been? Have you seen any of the illustrious members of Halen Lately? Eddie is a physical and mental wreck. Alex and Michael are not the pictures of youth and vibrancy either and sammy is well...jeez, I have time or know where to start.

Over since 85'? The man's SOLO career sales eclipse all but the biggest acts of anyone in the time period between 85 and now. How many records have you sold?

The way it is going nowadays, I think the person waiting by the phone is going to change shortly.

You say he never had it. I say he never lost. I say VH has never stopped trading off it. All of their paydays since he left the band have been about trading off it. When people mention the "VH experience" or the "VH Mystique", to whom are they referring?

No good tunes? If you don't like what he does, I can't argue there. Some people like the taste of shit, I can't change your tastebuds. Enjoy the slop at the Van Hagar trough...

From now on, do us all a favor, go straight to the beastiality website you have bookmarked and leave your dim bulb observations yourself.

Kanichiwa bitches..

[Cathedral]

ROTMFFLMMFAO @ Kanichiwa Bitches.................

But next time, shoot both barrels...these fucks deserve it, lol.

Dave or the Grave, there is no substitute for Rock and Roll.

[Coyote]

Re: Re: the truth

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Well...he did DO Brittney Spears...

Who hasn't?

[L.S.D.]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Thanks for the review. I think that part is BS though.

I was there, didnt happen.

[pete]

Re: the truth

Originally posted by haha
this is sooo funny,sad,and vain. You all know dlr is a has been who rode ed's coattails for years. he looks ridiculous, what's with the hair, you know it--he knows it. you know what? he cannot sing. he sucked live in '84 (before most of you "experts" were born) and he sucks now. doing the same tired schtick,trying to hit the notes he could only do in the studio--kind of like britney spears. so pretend to hate ed when you'd line up to give him head if he brought david me roth back in. if dlr is so good how come he hasn't had a good tune out since he left? hmmmmmmm? covers don't count. come on kids, if you think dave is anything other than pathetic you are nothing more than one of his bitches. keep your heads in the sand.you see old dave in interviews? all twitchy,jerky,smiling with his bottom teeth? he knows he's been over since '85 so he counts on you fools to perpetuate a myth. i bet dlr sits by the phone every night waiting for ed to call,listening to the studio albums--knowing he never sang like that ever!! waiting, thinking of witty things to say in his next interview--but no one wants to talk to him. waiting, knowing he was lucky to ever be there in the first place. trying to ignore the very truth you all know as well. poor,poordave. never had it---never will. a phony,poser.yes,poser---he wrote the book. vh is about music not some comb-over vaudville clown. yep,clown.i'd tell dave to go away but he's been gone for a loooooooooong time. go cover a madonna song--pu**y.

It appears New York's septic tank is backing up.