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  • HELLVIS
    Foot Soldier
    • Jul 2004
    • 543

    Ed's Way

    ED'S WAY

    AND NOW THE END IS NEAR
    AND SOON I'LL FACE THE FINAL CURTAIN
    MY FRIEND, SAM IS A QUEER
    RAPES SHEEP WITH ME, UNTIL WE'RE SQUIRTIN'

    WE'VE FILLED, THEIR ASSES FULL
    AND BY THE WAY, DID I SAY SAM'S GAY?
    BUTT MORE, MY SONGS ARE PISS
    I DID IT ED'S WAY

    WEAK SONGS, WE'VE SUCKED A LOT
    BUT THEN SINCE SAM, TO MUCH TO MENTION
    I FED THAT RUNNY SHIT TO YOU
    YOU LAPPED IT UP WITHOUT OBJECTION

    I BOUGHT, EACH ROLEX WATCH
    WITH CASH YOU EARNED, BY WORKING HARD DAYS
    AT DEAD END JOBS, BUT MORE THAN THIS
    I DID IT ED'S WAY

    YES, THERE WERE TIMES, YOU SURELY KNEW
    VAN HALEN III AND BALANCE BLEW
    BUT THROUGH IT ALL THERE IS NO DOUBT
    YOU BENT RIGHT OVER WITH ASSES OUT
    I FUCKED YOU ALL, AND THEN STOOD TALL
    AND DID IT ED'S WAY!

    I'VE LOVED EACH SHEEP THAT'S CRIED
    AND HAD THEIR FILL WITH ASSES OOZING
    WITH SAMMY AT MY SIDE
    I FIND IT ALL SO CONFUSING

    TO THINK I DID ALL THAT
    AND MAY I SAY ONCE MORE THAT SAM'S GAY?
    BUT NOT SHEEP FUCKING ME
    I DID IT ED'S WAY

    WHO'S DIAMOND DAVE, IS HE MY GOD
    CAN HE SAVE ME? PLEASE GIVE THE NOD
    HE SINGS THE SONGS THAT MATTER MOST
    MY FATHER, SON AND HOLY GHOST
    THE RECORDS SHOW THAT SAMMY BLOWS
    BUT I DID IT ED'S WAY!












    He throws a punch.
    He swings. I duck.
    His fat ass falls...
    Hey Sammy,you still SUCK!
  • lms2

    #2
    I liked "Twas the night before" better, but this one was good too. You could have a career here.

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    • rustoffa
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 8963

      #3
      World's tallest hat and a bottle of ass
      but I could barely even take a drink.
      Saturday night, I'd like to rake my squirrel
      but right now, I've got to beat my mink.

      I'm always squirtin', sprayin' Jennifer Grey
      Gotta get the grape off my bagel, bagel!
      I need my pants just to flop away
      If you could hear me stink, it would sound like rain...

      (chorus)

      Ain't lookin' for nothin'... but a good time
      How can I resist?
      Ain't cookin' up nothin'.... but a good pie
      And you don't grate cheddar like this.

      A sharpened blanket couldn't shave my wife,
      but Prince Vandalia tried it twice last night.
      I'm real sorry I ate Uncle Jim
      I like to smoke my phone every now and then.

      I'm always lurkin', skatin' big figure eight's
      Gotta pull the steak from my drain-o, drain-o!
      I need some boots just to clog away.
      If you could hear me think, in seconds you'd be gay

      (chorus)

      (break)

      (you see a...) my face explodes for all of us
      who are baking up rats every day.
      If sewin' up nostrils is such a crime
      Lord, then put me away, yeah!
      HERE'S TO YA!!

      (guitar solo)

      (chorus til fade)

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      • lms2

        #4
        unique...everything is beautiful in its own way.

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        • scottydabodi
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • Jun 2004
          • 2541

          #5
          In a Simple Rhyme

          OK, here's my rhyme... ready?
          FUCK ED AND SAM!!

          I'm a poet, and I fuckin know it.
          If you listen to fools
          The Mob Rules

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          • lms2

            #6
            A for effort-lol
            come on you can do better than that!

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            • frets5150
              Commando
              • Feb 2004
              • 1461

              #7
              HELLVIS
              YOU'D MAKE SINATRA PROUD...

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              • Kristy
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 16727

                #8
                That was the most beautiful thing I've ever read.

                *sheds tear*

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