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  • GreenBayLA
    Sniper
    • Jan 2006
    • 796

    Jamie Crying

    Until the new CD drops...

    LOS ANGELES—According to local authorities, Jamie, 17, is crying, reportedly over a post-coital rejection by rock star David Lee Roth. "Although Jamie would feel better if she wrote David a letter, she is crying," said former Van Halen manager Eddie Arnesen. Though sources say Jamie has been in love before, and that she knows what love is for, in this case it was a mere one-night stand, and love should be more than that. Arnesen added that despite the fact that when Roth and Jamie parted, the long-haired, vinyl-clad rocker said, "Gimme a call some time," Jamie knows what that will get her.


    "Nothing gets a yak over a suspension bridge faster than 'Back in the Saddle Again' by Aerosmith" ~ DLR
  • Diamondjimi
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • May 2004
    • 12086

    #2
    Wow!


    Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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    • Seshmeister
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Oct 2003
      • 35754

      #3
      Big age gap

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      • mh5150
        Foot Soldier
        • Mar 2010
        • 629

        #4
        poor kid should be hangin we wolfie

        My tickets in the mail yet?

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        • beckyshaw
          Roth Army Recruit
          • May 2011
          • 2

          #5
          First time

          This song was playing the first time I had sex...

          ... I wasn't crying.

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          • Va Beach VH Fan
            ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
            • Dec 2003
            • 17913

            #6
            That's great...
            Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

            "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

            "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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            • sadaist
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Jul 2004
              • 11625

              #7
              Originally posted by Seshmeister
              Big age gap

              Yeah really. She's almost as old as Eddies threat on Daves balls.


              New EVH guitar solo - 'Smashticles'
              “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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              • Seshmeister
                ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                • Oct 2003
                • 35754

                #8
                Anyone else notice this was from the first time around in 1996. I never realised the Onion had been going that long.

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                • High Life Man
                  Commando
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 1286

                  #9
                  Onion has been around since about 1989, I believe. Started where I went to college.

                  Couple of other past headlines:

                  * David Lee Roth Might As Well Jump

                  * Hagar Discovers Second Way to Rock


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                  • SunisinuS
                    Crazy Ass Mofo
                    • May 2010
                    • 3301

                    #10
                    Originally posted by sadaist

                    New EVH guitar solo - 'Smashticles'
                    WTF? Shudders.


                    Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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