booking dave

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
oooohhhhh, and then I get the boot? How will I live without talking shit to all the people stuck in 1984 who hate on everything in the world except for a burnt out ex-rockstar?

Why are you here then?

You talking shit only describes your breath.

You've said nothing intelligent since you've been here.

Nearing 700 posts, I'd say you'd miss it.

[CatDaddyRoth]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
oooohhhhh, and then I get the boot? How will I live without talking shit to all the people stuck in 1984 who hate on everything in the world except for a burnt out ex-rockstar?

Dude, did Dave fuck your girlfriend or something? You sure are expending a lot of time and energy hanging out here. Why so obsessed? Sambo's back in Halen; life should be good for your ilk. We dont all hate Sammy (least I dont); I just recognize Roth as the superior version.

[Keeyth]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
once again, 1-800- unemployed.

I am sure hed love to play some shit club and play with his japanese vh cover band. And steal youre $100,000.

Nice grammar Iowa State!!:D

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by Keeyth
Nice grammar Iowa State!!:D

English Ain't a priority when you major in potato pluckin'!:D

[pete]

Originally posted by L.S.D.
1-800- unemployed

.....Lives with his mom

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
English Ain't a priority when you major in potato pluckin'!:D

LMFAO!!!!

[guwapo_rocker]

LSD's college yearbook photo...

[Keeyth]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
LSD's college yearbook photo...

ROTFLMAO!!!

[TwoFoolsAMinute]

First off, don't blame Iowa State...I went there, and I'm smart enough to hate Sammy. Second, Iowa doesn't grow Potatoes, it grows corn. Idaho grows potatoes. And if LSD he did go to Iowa State, I figure him for an Animal Husbandry major.

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
LSD's college yearbook photo...

That's not fair, Guwapo...especially for a fellow Torontonian!!

Surely you can understand that PISSING MY PANTS LAUGHING at work isn't a good thing! Quit it!

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
That's not fair, Guwapo...especially for a fellow Torontonian!!

Surely you can understand that PISSING MY PANTS LAUGHING at work isn't a good thing! Quit it!

Hey if your stuck at work this late every night (like me),

Might as well piss yourself laughing. It beats the hell out of

crying, you now just because everyone else in the fucking city is out on a patio somewhere having a brewski and watching the babes stroll by in their mini skirts AHAHAHA fuck why me why me..get me outa here...waitress....I need a fucking waitress!!!!!

[DLR_EngineRoom]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
Hey if your stuck at work this late every night (like me),

Might as well piss yourself laughing. It beats the hell out of

crying, you now just because everyone else in the fucking city is out on a patio somewhere having a brewski and watching the babes stroll by in their mini skirts AHAHAHA fuck why me why me..get me outa here...waitress....I need a fucking waitress!!!!!

you're doing it again! aaaaaaahahahahahahaahha

Hey Guwapo...did you read the 'write up' on VH's concert a week ago sunday? They couldn't comment on much...seriously....Ed's 15 min. guitar solo, everyone yelling EDDIE, EDDIE, EDDIE! and that's about it, seriously! and the pic of Hagar?.....I'm not going to piss myself again..

[guwapo_rocker]

Originally posted by DLR_EngineRoom
you're doing it again! aaaaaaahahahahahahaahha

Hey Guwapo...did you read the 'write up' on VH's concert a week ago sunday? They couldn't comment on much...seriously....Ed's 15 min. guitar solo, everyone yelling EDDIE, EDDIE, EDDIE! and that's about it, seriously! and the pic of Hagar?.....I'm not going to piss myself again..

Was that the one in the star?

[PHOENIX]

Re: booking dave

Originally posted by b4u
I want to book dave on a tv talk show the next time he is in palm springs.
Anyone know how to contact his people?

Go to this site to reach his agent

http://www.speakerbooking.com/biography-11824.html

[mikethemartian]

Actually being unemployed when it is your choice is a pretty good deal. It's not like Dave has to work for a living. In fact he doesn't really. He just goes out there and has fun. Life is just a big party for him. I wish I was so lucky!