Van Halen - Paris, May 28th, 2012 ??

[hambon4lif]

Yes, it is.

Hopefully this lightbulb moment will preclude you from posting up any more predictions, speculations, or "inside information."

I dunno about all that...

The guy seems to be very commited and hellbent on becoming the Die Hard of retards.

[hambon4lif]

{ Don't ask me how the dude knows it.... }

How does the dude know this?

[Terry]

Yeah, sure...Paris, France, May 28th, 2012.

Can't wait

[lesfunk]

Le Bullshit

[ZahZoo]

Bullshit in French don't smell any different than in English...

[mh5150]

Yes, it is.

Hopefully this lightbulb moment will preclude you from posting up any more predictions, speculations, or "inside information."

Never had any inside information Im as far outside as you can get. As for predictions and speculation, who has not done that.

[mh5150]

I dunno about all that...

The guy seems to be very commited and hellbent on becoming the Die Hard of retards.

You must be confused or just an Ass

[Dan]

Sit Back And Enjoy The Rest Of 2011,Peeps.

[FORD]

Hypothetically, let's say VH released an album in March of 2012. They could hit the southern hemisphere when it's still warm down there, then hit up Europe in May, and be back in the States in time for a summer tour.

Not saying this France date is legit, but it would be a logical plan.

Which of course, means it's the last thing Eddie & Alex would think of

[sadaist]

Hypothetically, let's say VH released an album in March of 2012.

I really know how the donkey feels following that carrot on a stick in front of him. No matter how far forward he goes, that fucking carrot is just outside his reach and he is tricked into the whole "almost there, just a few more steps" mind fuck.


And the image I keep seeing over & over is Eddie in 1996 speaking of Sammy where he says "bottom line is the guys work ethic sucked". You might think a lot of things suck about Sammy, but his work ethic is not one of them.

I just want a new Van Halen album with Eddie & Dave together. You'd think I asked for world peace or a cure to cancer. *Jesus Christ tomatoes! Nine 3 minute songs is all I ask. 27 minutes of tape and I'd be happy, content, satisfied.





* "Jesus Christ tomatoes!" was my Moms curse of choice when really upset. (Mildly upset it was Crumb) Didn't make sense to me then or now. Fun to say though.

[DLR Bridge]

Now if only we could ask a donkey, "When your work was finished and your master let you bite the carrot, did it taste like a juicy filet mignon done to a turn, or just a fuckin' carrot?" That's the scary part two to that analogy. Get (gulp) Ready!

[FORD]

And the image I keep seeing over & over is Eddie in 1996 speaking of Sammy where he says "bottom line is the guys work ethic sucked". You might think a lot of things suck about Sammy, but his work ethic is not one of them.

True dat. Sammy's problem was the quality of his work (or lack there of) not the quantity.

[Sensible Shoes]

But bullshit spells differently in France - "merde".

Personally, I like seeing the rumors. It gives me something to do.

[FORD]

I thought "merde" was just "shit", not "bullshit"?

[Heater]

True dat. Sammy's problem was the quality of his work (or lack there of) not the quantity.

true Dat! How much did that country album he got involved with suck? Almost as bad as his train wreck Vegas stint! but then he was kick ass on his radio show that lasted 5 weeks. Or his barbecue video.....midgets just get funnier and funnier. You'd never catch Dave embarrassing himself doing shit like that, nope not Dave, who is currently sitting on a stool in eds living room with the word BITCH written across his forehead in lipstick, waiting to be told what to do.