Dlr has sperm insured for one million??????

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  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32942

    #16
    Originally posted by FORD
    Can you "break" a sperm?
    No but that little sperm sure can wreak a womb. Nine months later the damage is quite obvious.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • GennyVH
      Groupie
      • May 2011
      • 73

      #17
      Originally posted by sadaist
      Just think of all the women who can say they had a million dollar dinner.
      Condom is the best easy solution more than that.

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      • Heater
        Foot Soldier
        • Nov 2010
        • 508

        #18
        Urban myth, publicity stunt. The only way Dave is gonna get a woman pregnant is if his boyfriend pukes in her pussy.

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        • FORD
          ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

          • Jan 2004
          • 59635

          #19
          Oh here comes Bleater with the tired old "Dave is GAY" horseshit. Wishful thinking on your part, I'm sure
          Eat Us And Smile

          Cenk For America 2024!!

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          "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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          • fryingdutchman
            Full Member Status

            • Feb 2005
            • 4133

            #20
            I have nothing to contribute other than this:

            1. Heater....you're a first-class asshat. Please go away, both from this forum and the general region where you live. I assume "delval" means "Delaware Valley", which brings your ignorance much too close to home for me.

            2. I can't believe a thread about DLR semen has garnered 19 replies....20, if you count this one.

            3. I can't believe I just posted in a thread about DLR semen.

            Thank you, and as Icon would say, "that is all."
            Originally posted by perilouspete
            fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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            • hambon4lif
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • Jun 2004
              • 2810

              #21
              Originally posted by Heater
              Urban myth, publicity stunt. The only way Dave is gonna get a woman pregnant is if his boyfriend pukes in her pussy.
              That type of conception doesn't work, you were just the exception to the rule.
              To conceive a child that way, she would have to be a very loose woman like your $2 whore-ass fucking mother!!

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              • mohican
                Head Fluffer
                • Jul 2011
                • 259

                #22
                Get Ready for the next thread about Dave's esophagus.

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                • Blaze
                  Full Member Status

                  • Jan 2009
                  • 4371

                  #23
                  Originally posted by fryingdutchman
                  I have nothing to contribute other than this:

                  1. Heater....you're a first-class asshat. Please go away, both from this forum and the general region where you live. I assume "delval" means "Delaware Valley", which brings your ignorance much too close to home for me.

                  2. I can't believe a thread about DLR semen has garnered 19 replies....20, if you count this one.

                  3. I can't believe I just posted in a thread about DLR semen.

                  Thank you, and as Icon would say, "that is all."
                  "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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