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  • rockvanhalen66
    Foot Soldier
    • Jun 2004
    • 631

    #31
    Originally posted by Matt White
    I'm pretty sure, GENIUS, that by the attendence at the SHAM HALEN tour so far that I'm not the ONLY CLASSIC VH fan who feels this way. Why else would Ed be pimpin' hiis guitars? Its a Fucking JOKE how low and far they've fallen. But, like a true sheep who dosen't raise their head above the shit their standing in, you can niether see it or accept what the majority of fans know to be the truth. Just keep listyening to the third rate power ballads Van Hagar specializes in, and telling yourself "Their still #1", LOSER!
    hey genius no your not by no means .i can see your information is fucked. show me somethin were it says vh is doing shit on this tour. post up bitch. did you see any shows ? maybe were your from nobody can aford a tic. but here here on the east coast vh has done well. and as far of ed pimpin his guitar nothing that concerns your broke bitch ass. you will never have one . if any body has there head in the shiter it is you mother fucker. just keep living in the past and keeping your head in the shit house........
    long live van halen

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    • Matt White
      • Jun 2004
      • 20569

      #32
      Take a deep breath cockVanHagar66! Turn down the Nightranger on your walkman and pay attention. I bet you have a scarf on right now,ladyboy! Goes well with your mullet! Typical Sheep! Pollstar, Billboard, etc. have reported the low attendance at the shows but your lame ass can't allow yourself to admitt it. Do your own work, unlike Spammy who is living off the house that Dave created. I own 8 guitars, BITCH, including a Les Paul,a Stratocaster, and a wolfgang. I'm sure your dead ass plays the Spammy cheese whistle! East Coast? Your from RI, the armpit of New England. Ever hear of ANN ARBOR MICHIGAN!?! I know ya' have, 'cause like Spammy is to Dave, New England football teams are the Wolverines BITCHES! DOLEMITE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      • Hecubus
        Foot Soldier
        • Jan 2004
        • 575

        #33
        Re: We still love ED its' roy we hate

        Originally posted by JCOOK
        Just so all you sheep from the links that come here to bleet get it, We bust eddies balls all the time.not because we hate him-- its because we care.kinda like your best friend -- you can talk shit about him but noone else better! roy on the other hand is like the wicked stepmother your oldman married-- no matter what you hate the fucking bitch! hes'a fat fucking no talent hillbilly. "Its' got what it takes so tell me why cant' this be love?" BRILLIANT!
        Roger that.
        "Honey, my shirt got itself torn up. My shirt tore itself on that stripper's hand, and I need it to be sewed up for the show."
        "No problem, Dave, no problem. Say hello to Fluffy."
        "Fuck you, Fluffy."
        "No, no, you're going to upset Fluffy."
        "I ain't saying hello to no stuffed bear."
        "You know, now that I think about it, it's going to take a little longer to sew up that shirt than I was thinking."
        "Hi Fluffy, how you been?"
        "Now that I'm thinking of it even more, it's going to take half the time, Double D, Diamond Dave! Would you hold Fluffy?"
        "N--- yeah."

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        • Matt White
          • Jun 2004
          • 20569

          #34
          Ed's Like that half-pickeled Uncle, that 's always gonna be your favorite, but just refuses to get off the sauce and get his life back together. So, you've kinnda written him off, but you gotta look in on him once in a while with the hope that Maybe this time he will get it right!

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          • rockvanhalen66
            Foot Soldier
            • Jun 2004
            • 631

            #35
            Originally posted by Matt White
            Take a deep breath cockVanHagar66! Turn down the Nightranger on your walkman and pay attention. I bet you have a scarf on right now,ladyboy! Goes well with your mullet! Typical Sheep! Pollstar, Billboard, etc. have reported the low attendance at the shows but your lame ass can't allow yourself to admitt it. Do your own work, unlike Spammy who is living off the house that Dave created. I own 8 guitars, BITCH, including a Les Paul,a Stratocaster, and a wolfgang. I'm sure your dead ass plays the Spammy cheese whistle! East Coast? Your from RI, the armpit of New England. Ever hear of ANN ARBOR MICHIGAN!?! I know ya' have, 'cause like Spammy is to Dave, New England football teams are the Wolverines BITCHES! DOLEMITE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!
            fuck nightranger// i do not care if sams was the frontman or not im vh across the board. if you have done your homework you would know that all tic sales are not doing well. vh on the other hand has been holding there own. if dave was on tour now do you think he would sell more then vh? im not gonna bash dave but he would not even be in touch with the vh tic sales. as far as newengland goes // truth be said they are the fucking champs. so go clean your douche bitch the east coast can smell it from here. your just another bitch jumping on the bandwagon.still waiting for the post were it will say vh is doing bad on the tour . stop fuking your ass with your face and wake up. the only thing that made sense was the wolf gang guitar you have nice axe... like dave said it would not be rockin roll with out a little conflict...............
            long live van halen

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            • Matt White
              • Jun 2004
              • 20569

              #36
              Sorry, cockVanHagar66, I was busy reamin' your mom in the ass with a louisville slugger! I know what your smellin', its her stink hole buddy. Smells like RI on a hot July day!41 6.8 Van Halen 74.00 9,189 91,892 680,020 10/13 EvolutionTalent/WilliamMorris . So your simple ass can make sense of these figures, go to pollstaronline.com Its the stats on the Sham Halen tour. Roughly 8,000 stiffs per show....HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! Their'd be twice that many people without tickets trying to get into a reunion show with DAVID LEE ROTH! Now go back to to doing what ya do best, strokin' off other Van Hagar sheep. Ya pile of three day old Monkey Spunk!

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              • rockvanhalen66
                Foot Soldier
                • Jun 2004
                • 631

                #37
                Originally posted by Matt White
                Sorry, cockVanHagar66, I was busy reamin' your mom in the ass with a louisville slugger! I know what your smellin', its her stink hole buddy. Smells like RI on a hot July day!41 6.8 Van Halen 74.00 9,189 91,892 680,020 10/13 EvolutionTalent/WilliamMorris . So your simple ass can make sense of these figures, go to pollstaronline.com Its the stats on the Sham Halen tour. Roughly 8,000 stiffs per show....HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!! Their'd be twice that many people without tickets trying to get into a reunion show with DAVID LEE ROTH! Now go back to to doing what ya do best, strokin' off other Van Hagar sheep. Ya pile of three day old Monkey Spunk!
                matt pink will be your new name on the count your just a bitch. you know you never had a female becuse your into the cock. the only baseball bat you had would have never been in your hands. you know the louisville slugger is up your shithole. make sure the barrel dont brake off in that ass you call a cunt. them numbers from w/m on vh who has better numbers. what band is doing better? when they put out a fresh album with all new song you know there will be hits there always is. even vh 3 moved units. if dave was back im sure there would be more sales. however i do not see the band lasting...it is not that i am more into sam just more into the vh stuff.......
                long live van halen

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                • Matt White
                  • Jun 2004
                  • 20569

                  #38
                  Consider yourself OWNED bitch. And stop whinning about "how bad all tours are doing". LAME EXCUSE. Van Hagar sucks almost as much cock as you, sister! Right, VH3 moved units, to retards like you who would buy ANYTHING by the brothers! It was the lowest selling recording with the name VAN HALEN on it EVER! The first in their catalog to NOT GO PLATINUM! When will sheep like you ever get it!?! Their DONE without DAVID LEE ROTH! Stop pimpin' your blown out asshole to all the other Van Hagar sheep and get with the program! Metallica & OzzFest are doing better than Van Hagar. You gotta be late to your NAMBLA meeting by now BITCH!

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                  • rockvanhalen66
                    Foot Soldier
                    • Jun 2004
                    • 631

                    #39
                    Originally posted by Matt White
                    Consider yourself OWNED bitch. And stop whinning about "how bad all tours are doing". LAME EXCUSE. Van Hagar sucks almost as much cock as you, sister! Right, VH3 moved units, to retards like you who would buy ANYTHING by the brothers! It was the lowest selling recording with the name VAN HALEN on it EVER! The first in their catalog to NOT GO PLATINUM! When will sheep like you ever get it!?! Their DONE without DAVID LEE ROTH! Stop pimpin' your blown out asshole to all the other Van Hagar sheep and get with the program! Metallica & OzzFest are doing better than Van Hagar. You gotta be late to your NAMBLA meeting by now BITCH!
                    miss pink you are the one that is owned now. so you named two bands that you say are doing better. the ozz fest takes shit loads of bands wuth them. vh takes one band. as far as the platinum sales from vh they have done well this one will do great as well. your just pissed they dont put shit out like calf girls. you say vh is light with the tunes but man that calf girls was a fucking rocker. the only good thing about that tune was the tits and ass in the video. but that would not intrest you becuse you like to see male dick instead. go take the bat out of your ass. how is your mom doing? does she still have a broken nose from the last time i fucked her lights out . when her face hit the head board. tell the bitch i will be more gentle the next time. by the way her check bounced i will need cash up front the next time.
                    long live van halen

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                    • guwapo_rocker

                      #40
                      All this arguing is really upsetting me. Fuck I'm out of pills

                      and booze too. Anyone have Courtney Love's number?

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                      • rockvanhalen66
                        Foot Soldier
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 631

                        #41
                        arguing makes the world go round.........
                        long live van halen

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                        • Matt White
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 20569

                          #42
                          Back from your NAMBLA Meeting cockVAN HAGAR66? Ya gotta knock first, pickelsniffer, if ya don't wanna see that road whore mother of yours takin' it up the ass from my louisville slugger again. You wanted tour numbers, ya got 'em. Wanted tours doing better, got'em. Want some man cowder, like all homos from RI do......better ask your dad again. Opps, sorry...I'M YOUR DADDY MOTHERFUCKER! And, unlike you, I'm staright! Take your boy lovin, mullet sportin'," WHY CAN'T THIS BE LOVE" worshipin' homo blown out ass over to the links like the rest of the Van HAgar lovin SHEEP! YOUR MY BITCH AND I OWN YOU! I'm gonna sell your stretched out ass to George Micheal and I'm sure your punk ass is gonna love him and his music! Don't forget your buttplug, BITCH!

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                          • rockvanhalen66
                            Foot Soldier
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 631

                            #43
                            Originally posted by Matt White
                            Back from your NAMBLA Meeting cockVAN HAGAR66? Ya gotta knock first, pickelsniffer, if ya don't wanna see that road whore mother of yours takin' it up the ass from my louisville slugger again. You wanted tour numbers, ya got 'em. Wanted tours doing better, got'em. Want some man cowder, like all homos from RI do......better ask your dad again. Opps, sorry...I'M YOUR DADDY MOTHERFUCKER! And, unlike you, I'm staright! Take your boy lovin, mullet sportin'," WHY CAN'T THIS BE LOVE" worshipin' homo blown out ass over to the links like the rest of the Van HAgar lovin SHEEP! YOUR MY BITCH AND I OWN YOU! I'm gonna sell your stretched out ass to George Micheal and I'm sure your punk ass is gonna love him and his music! Don't forget your buttplug, BITCH!
                            wow your one owned mother fucker. go push your face back in your shiter remove baseball bat first homo.we can still smell that ass you call a cunt. and speaking of dads watch the way you talk to me i can be your dad . i use to fuck sheeps for kicks and you look just like your mom............ and your straight all wright straight on with your lips on dick .......... and you know it homo.........
                            long live van halen

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                            • rockvanhalen66
                              Foot Soldier
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 631

                              #44
                              Originally posted by Matt White
                              Back from your NAMBLA Meeting cockVAN HAGAR66? Ya gotta knock first, pickelsniffer, if ya don't wanna see that road whore mother of yours takin' it up the ass from my louisville slugger again. You wanted tour numbers, ya got 'em. Wanted tours doing better, got'em. Want some man cowder, like all homos from RI do......better ask your dad again. Opps, sorry...I'M YOUR DADDY MOTHERFUCKER! And, unlike you, I'm staright! Take your boy lovin, mullet sportin'," WHY CAN'T THIS BE LOVE" worshipin' homo blown out ass over to the links like the rest of the Van HAgar lovin SHEEP! YOUR MY BITCH AND I OWN YOU! I'm gonna sell your stretched out ass to George Micheal and I'm sure your punk ass is gonna love him and his music! Don't forget your buttplug, BITCH!
                              told you your owned
                              long live van halen

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                              • Matt White
                                • Jun 2004
                                • 20569

                                #45
                                Could you possibly suck anymore cock? Didn't think so. Wake up, take your face out of your boyfriends ass and get a clue. Your just a pathetic loser at heart, but keep up the mindless worddrool! Spammy and Crackhead Eddie would be proud. I'm sure your still playing NightRanger for your boyfriend tonight, so put on Sister Christian", then put on your dress, SALLY, 'cause homos like you can't handle THE MIGHTY VAN HALEN! From your poor spelling, I see the public school system in RI is about effective as your arguements! BITCH!

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